Well, I keep getting told to try this, so here I'll give it a shot, why the hell not?

) Have you ever been banned from a public place?
Not that I remember...
) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?
I dont check my E-Mail much unless I am getting a confirmation from a website or something XD
) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
Bonjour Amigo
) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st century life?
Too many, and I would watch their every damn move
) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?
Does the toilet count?
) Do you like clowns?
NOPE
) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?
Da fuck?
) Have you ever been surfing?
Nuuuupe
) Have you ever been snowboarding?
I tried learning once, but it was full of bloody noses from faceplants
) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?
Beatles
) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?
Italian stuff is nice I suppose
) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?
Anywhere in the Middle East
) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?
Usually loud if its a good song
) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?
King of The Hill
) Do you sing in the shower?
Ummmm.... Yes.... .-.
) Are you a clean or messy person?
Mostly clean
) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?
Havent played that in ages, cant say
) Can or Do you still play twister?
God no
) Can you play chess?
Tried learning, failed and gave up
) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?
Some XD
) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?
Bendy pwease :3
) Have you ever entered a talent contest?
Almost did once, but got rejected
) and did you win?
I just answered that
) Do you like poetry?
PLease no....
) Are you a bad loser?
WTF is that supposed to mean?
) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?
Ice cream, what kind of question is this?
) Whats your favourite type of Pie?
Carmel Pie X3
) Whats your most used phrase?
Lately its been "I wasn't born yesterday"
) Whats your most used word?
Do people have these?
) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
MYSELF
) What would your dream job be?
Railroad conductor m8
) Which song do you hate the most?
Thats a long list that I wont even bother getting in to
) How long does it take you to get ready?
Ready for what?
) What do you think the greatest invention has been?
Pizza
) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?
Asssss
) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?
I dont wanna answer that
) Who's your favourite Comedian?
Dont know
) What's your favourite board game?
I dont play those no more
) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?
Mayyybee
) Do you have any superstitions?
I laugh at people who do
) Whats your favourite Movie quote?
"License and registration... CHICKEN FUCKER"
) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?
I dont know who the hell Jack Bauer is...
) Do you have much of an ego?
I try to keep myself an ego
) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?
Um... Maybe... owo
) Are you a hat person?
Used to be a fedora person
) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?
Walfart
) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?
Whataburger OMG
) Whats your first thought upon waking up?
"Nope..."
) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?
Something nice
) Whats your favourite type of tree?
This must be one of the most random questions on here
) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?
God, I dont hate companies THAT much...
) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
A train horn... Just to fuck around with people in public :P
) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you?
) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
Depends who it is
) Whats your favorite flower?
Dandelions because they are fun to pop the heads off of
) Do you believe in ghosts?
I'm not THAT gulible...
) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
I'm just gonna say, if these were real, we would have seen them already
) Do you believe in Aliens?
I dunno...
) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?
I feel like it sometimes, but thats none of my buisness
) Which is your favourite pokemon?
Sorry, dont play Pokeman, and never will
) What horror fiction character scares you the most?
I dun like scary movie ;3;
) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?
Good question....
) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?
For what?
) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?
I dont care what they do honestly
) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?
Um... Both are fine I guess
) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc
I was a Cub Scout and Boy Scout for about 3 years :P Loooong time ago
) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?
I wish I could ;-;
) Do you have any secret family recipes?
Nahhhh
) Do you have any family secrets? :o
Probably o.o
) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Usually
) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?
No thanks
) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
I dont know...
) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?
I'm not an old man
) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?
WTF is a pastie?
) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?
I dont shop
) Would you ever want to learn to fly?
Nupe
) Do you often read your horoscope?
Sometimes
) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?
What the hell is that
) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?
Don't read the newspaper
) Have you ever milked a cow?
Back when I was like 6
) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?
I dont think I am old enough to use that phrase yet
) Do you love or hate rollercoasters?
LOVE them... Except for the Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point... Fuck dat
) Which was the greatest Empire?
What, now I'm answering medieval questions?
) Whats the cleverest word you know?
Supercalifraglisticexpealidocious (I dont even know if I spelled that right)
) Whats your favourite sportsware brand?
Addidas?
) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines?
Used to be subscribed to Trains magazine :P
) Who's your favourite Superhero?
I dunno...
) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?
NOT SURE
) What was the last Album you purchased?
Journey: Live in Houston 1981, The Escape Tour
) What was the last DVD you purchased?
Oh god, I dunno
) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased?
A t-shirt
) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes
WTF is this mind fuckery?
) Do you ever make your own greetings cards
Not creative enough
) Do you have a swiss army knife?
For a few days I did once :3
) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?
11
) Whats your favourite fruit?
Pluuummms
) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?
Yep, and thats why I dont have many friends XD
) Do you buy from charity shops?
I cant remember the last time I did
) Have you ever sold your services?
My services?
) Have you ever raised money for charity
Maybe...