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KITTYLAND LOVE CENTER - RE-OPENING
16 years ago
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BUBBLES HERE,
THE KITTYLAND LOVE CENTER WILL BE RE-OPENING THIS SUMMER AT LOT #33 - BACK SHED - SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK, COLE HARBOR, NOVA SCOTIA..
BRING ALL YOUR KITTIES TO THE LOVE CENTER FOR A SWEET FUCKIN' DAY OF GAMES, LOOP DE HOOPS, KITTY TREATS AND ALL THE FUN AND TENDER LOVIN' THAT KITTIES AROUND THE WORLD DESIRE..
I PROMISE YOUR KITTY WILL BE SAFE AND AWAY FROM ANY DANGERS (AKA: LAHEY, RANDY & RICKY) AND SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN I'M TRAINED IN "NUMBCHUCKS" AND CAN EASILY OVER-FUCKIN-POWER ANY COCKSUCKER THAT COMES MY WAY AND TAMPERS WITH THE LOVE CENTER!
THE KITTYLAND LOVE CENTER WILL BE RE-OPENING THIS SUMMER AT LOT #33 - BACK SHED - SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK, COLE HARBOR, NOVA SCOTIA..
BRING ALL YOUR KITTIES TO THE LOVE CENTER FOR A SWEET FUCKIN' DAY OF GAMES, LOOP DE HOOPS, KITTY TREATS AND ALL THE FUN AND TENDER LOVIN' THAT KITTIES AROUND THE WORLD DESIRE..
I PROMISE YOUR KITTY WILL BE SAFE AND AWAY FROM ANY DANGERS (AKA: LAHEY, RANDY & RICKY) AND SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN I'M TRAINED IN "NUMBCHUCKS" AND CAN EASILY OVER-FUCKIN-POWER ANY COCKSUCKER THAT COMES MY WAY AND TAMPERS WITH THE LOVE CENTER!
Let's hope Lahey doesn't stop by with those piss jugs again though!
COCKSUCKER
DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAHEY.. DRUNKEN ARSEHOLES AREN'T ALLOWED WITHIN 10 FUCKIN' FEET OF THE LOVE CENTER! IF I SEE HIM OR HIS GREASY SHIRTLESS LOVER ANYWHERE NEAR IT I'LL CRACK THE FUCKERS!
Her name is DAISY
Or Daze-y
;D
I ALREADY HAVE A KITTY NAMED DAISY.. SO I'LL HAVE TO NAME 'ER DAISY #2 .. MY DAISY IS IN LOVE WITH ONE OF MY MALE KITTIES NAMED STINKSTER.. HOPEFULLY DAISY #2 WILL MAKE FRIENDS WITH DAISY #1.. OR WITH SARGEANT MEOWENSTEIN, SHITROCK OR VINCE THE PINCE!