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16 years ago
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Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Jaroq isn't defined yet but this is the next best word!
Jarotic - The next level of erotic. It is more sexually arousing and can spark sexual feelings that have not yet been released. Anything described as Jarotic will usually make anyone horny.
That's not erotic... it's way more... it's Jarotic.
2.) Your age?
21 - the age at which one is finally considered human.
3.) One of your friends?
Colin - A man who urinates on the females he sleeps with.
"Oh I just got colined the other night"
Also used to describe a type of hug that can boost happiness, encourage drunkeness and help beat depression (not medically proven). Equal in strength to a Jesus Hug
"Damn, I've had a hard day, I could really do with a Colin"
4.) What should you be doing?
writing - the act of writing Graffitti
"we went out writing last night"
5.) Favorite color?
red - Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
6.) Birthplace?
California - In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
"California is to me a dreamland. It is the absolute combination of everything I was always looking for. It has all the money in the world there, show business there, wonderful weather there, beautiful country, ocean is there... You have beautiful-looking people there. They all have a tan."
I love you, California.
7.) Month of your birth?
June -
1. The sixth month.
2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
1. My birthday is in June.
2. June is a thing of the past...
8.) Last person you talked to?
lunch lady - Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???
I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
9.) One of your nicknames?
You - The cause of all the worlds problems.
You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Jaroq isn't defined yet but this is the next best word!
Jarotic - The next level of erotic. It is more sexually arousing and can spark sexual feelings that have not yet been released. Anything described as Jarotic will usually make anyone horny.
That's not erotic... it's way more... it's Jarotic.
2.) Your age?
21 - the age at which one is finally considered human.
3.) One of your friends?
Colin - A man who urinates on the females he sleeps with.
"Oh I just got colined the other night"
Also used to describe a type of hug that can boost happiness, encourage drunkeness and help beat depression (not medically proven). Equal in strength to a Jesus Hug
"Damn, I've had a hard day, I could really do with a Colin"
4.) What should you be doing?
writing - the act of writing Graffitti
"we went out writing last night"
5.) Favorite color?
red - Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
6.) Birthplace?
California - In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
"California is to me a dreamland. It is the absolute combination of everything I was always looking for. It has all the money in the world there, show business there, wonderful weather there, beautiful country, ocean is there... You have beautiful-looking people there. They all have a tan."
I love you, California.
7.) Month of your birth?
June -
1. The sixth month.
2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
1. My birthday is in June.
2. June is a thing of the past...
8.) Last person you talked to?
lunch lady - Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???
I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
9.) One of your nicknames?
You - The cause of all the worlds problems.
You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
Oh and the lunch lady can take that food back.