It's the Christmas season. Lately, I've been thinking about how you can celebrate the season by getting messy. Here's my ideas for those few of you following me.

Hot Chocolate Bath - Apparently, several spas offer this treatment. You won't want to use regular hot chocolate mix, as the sugar in it might cause yeast infections (that goes for guys too). Most recipes suggest adding cocoa powder and powdered milk to the bath, but some suggest liquid milk and melted baking chocolate.

Gingerbread Man/Woman - Get slimed with gingerbread batter. Using icing to further decorate.

Slime Ornaments - Fill balloons with slime and decorate them to make Christmas ornaments. Once you're finished, pop them over your head.

Yuleslide - Get (or make) a slip 'n' slide and cover it with shaving cream "snow." Perhaps put a big "snowbank" near the end. The proper way to go down is "penguin-style" (face first, arms at your side). This is going to require either a big house or a warm climate.

If anyone gives any of these ideas a try, please drop me a line.