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10 years ago
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Holy shit!
Yesterday, on December 15th, 2005, I signed up for this new site here (I mean Fur Affinity), and I got used to all the features and everything.. and so I went to bed and..
and..
today, I got up and.. WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED?!??!
First off, I wasn't in the same house. I'm in some weird apartment with all this stuff.. but it looks like my stuff, but there's more of it, I guess? (it's all pretty cool actually, it's like a won a big contest, or lottery and don't remember?)
And then I realized I was older! I _am_ older!
And then I finally took note of the calendar. It's ten years later. I'm freaking out. What happened?
I've spent all day trying to figure things out. I have no memory of the last ten years. Apparently I've been on this site for the whole time, though? And I guess I hang out with this really pale mantis girl a lot????? O: (that's actually looking really cool, I have to say @__@ )
I'm hoping some of the friends I seem to have on here can help explain what's going on. Did this happen to anyone else on here? I remember a lot of people talking about signing up for this site. Maybe all of us were put into some kind of experimental program? I must have lived through these years, somehow..
Speaking of friends on here, they seem cool, it looks like I should be glad to have them, if only I remembered meeting and getting to know them D:
Oh! AND! I found a diploma! FROM A COLLEGE COURSE I WAS ONLY JUST PLANNING ON ENROLLING IN, in what I remember as being two years from now, in 2007?!?!
And I found an old work uniform. I worked at Blockbuster? GUYS I LOOKED IT UP, BLOCKBUSTER DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE, WHAT DID I DO? What did WE do? (the internet I mean >__> )
But ohh the movies! To try to calm myself down between bouts of looking around this place that seems to be mine, I spent most of my day watching Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall (there's a brand new one in theatres too, but I haven't dared to go outside yet, I'm so freaked out), so that was pretty cool. And there's this LEGO MOVIE here?? how the heck did that ever happen? And don't even get me started on all the games.. I only JUST got my xbox 360 like a month ago, and now.. just wtf. My thought about how I really liked achievements was right, it looks like I've been getting them for ten years straight @__@
Oh, right, the whole job thing: I guess I work at a place that makes use of the education I don't remember getting, and I have for 5 years??? Shit, I hope I can bumble my way through that after Christmas. I mean.. maybe by then my memories will come back??
Maybe my bed has time warp powers. I don't know, man. I swear, it must have something to do with this website, though.. that's why I'm writing this. It was the one thing that was exactly ten years ago, before I went to bed and woke up like this.
I'm dying here. Help me.
Yesterday, on December 15th, 2005, I signed up for this new site here (I mean Fur Affinity), and I got used to all the features and everything.. and so I went to bed and..
and..
today, I got up and.. WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED?!??!
First off, I wasn't in the same house. I'm in some weird apartment with all this stuff.. but it looks like my stuff, but there's more of it, I guess? (it's all pretty cool actually, it's like a won a big contest, or lottery and don't remember?)
And then I realized I was older! I _am_ older!
And then I finally took note of the calendar. It's ten years later. I'm freaking out. What happened?
I've spent all day trying to figure things out. I have no memory of the last ten years. Apparently I've been on this site for the whole time, though? And I guess I hang out with this really pale mantis girl a lot????? O: (that's actually looking really cool, I have to say @__@ )
I'm hoping some of the friends I seem to have on here can help explain what's going on. Did this happen to anyone else on here? I remember a lot of people talking about signing up for this site. Maybe all of us were put into some kind of experimental program? I must have lived through these years, somehow..
Speaking of friends on here, they seem cool, it looks like I should be glad to have them, if only I remembered meeting and getting to know them D:
Oh! AND! I found a diploma! FROM A COLLEGE COURSE I WAS ONLY JUST PLANNING ON ENROLLING IN, in what I remember as being two years from now, in 2007?!?!
And I found an old work uniform. I worked at Blockbuster? GUYS I LOOKED IT UP, BLOCKBUSTER DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE, WHAT DID I DO? What did WE do? (the internet I mean >__> )
But ohh the movies! To try to calm myself down between bouts of looking around this place that seems to be mine, I spent most of my day watching Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall (there's a brand new one in theatres too, but I haven't dared to go outside yet, I'm so freaked out), so that was pretty cool. And there's this LEGO MOVIE here?? how the heck did that ever happen? And don't even get me started on all the games.. I only JUST got my xbox 360 like a month ago, and now.. just wtf. My thought about how I really liked achievements was right, it looks like I've been getting them for ten years straight @__@
Oh, right, the whole job thing: I guess I work at a place that makes use of the education I don't remember getting, and I have for 5 years??? Shit, I hope I can bumble my way through that after Christmas. I mean.. maybe by then my memories will come back??
Maybe my bed has time warp powers. I don't know, man. I swear, it must have something to do with this website, though.. that's why I'm writing this. It was the one thing that was exactly ten years ago, before I went to bed and woke up like this.
I'm dying here. Help me.
Well, I hope so. Then I'll wake up, back in good old 2005.
I just drugged you, that's all.
Payback for all the potions in my drinks!
(PS, stole your potions)
Or was it just a drug last night that's messed up my memory? That would be clever, actually. >___>
(ps: if I know me, and I do, I bet some of them are intentional boobytrap potions that I would know not to use -- also, you'll just have to ponder what a _transformation boobytrap potion_ could actually be >:} )
(PS: I did steal them, but I didn't say what I did with them. Enjoy looking at any piece of food or container of drink in fear and suspicion for the next couple months).
(PS: Oh, that'll be fun. :}===< )
...though this journal is not the appropriate place...!
http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/Los_Iluminados Just to confirm, this is what you mean, right?
I don't know man, I think this is probably just a dream like that chaos guy is saying, above. You can't expect me to believe some bad guys in an RE game did this. Then again, this makes about as much sense as an RE plotline! [hey-oh!]
A DeLorean would be appropriate, though, since I find myself suddenly in the year to which Marty travelled, in BTTF Part 2. O:
FA must be hitting its 10 year anniversary. I imagine!
Hope you've been doing okay.
Hope you've been okay too.
In any case, it certainly does. @__@
Of course I'm in college now so... progress?
Best of luck escaping from the quantum foam.
Anyway, I just want to go back in time sometimes, okay? D: Or.. slow down time. yeah, that's all.
Last Star Wars memory I have is seeing Episode III earlier this.. I mean earlier in 2005. Are you telling me that they're making another one? Didn't they learn their lesson? How is Lucas going to mess it up this time, I wonder. S:
What is it, Episode Zero? Or like, negative one? Reboots and prequels are the way everything's going, right?
We have this great thing nowadays called Doctor Who, which you may recall was just about to start another season. You need to watch it! And all the spin-offs!
After all, you might've been RetConned.
I should point out that in 2005, I didn't know what kobolds were. :P
As for Doctor Who, yeah, wow, I just started watching the reboot of that show! It's been going for the past ten years? Man, I can't wait to see what Rose and Eccleston's Doctor are up to now! 8D
And, thanks for the anniversary wishes. :}
"Letting the days go by, letting the water hold you down".
I've been waiting so long. :}===<
Also: This is not my beautiful house, wife, etc! Or, for me: This is not my beautiful apartment, TV, kobold-friend(s)/mantis-companion, etc.
Darn serpents and their hypnotic powers of suggestion. >_>
*blushes and runs*
Oh no! What have I done? I don't remember anything and therefore don't know all the intricacies of our relationshiiiipppp, Naaaeeee~!