I really want to get absolute tons of commissions but 99% of the artists on here only take Paypal and I don't want to give out my RL name to someone just because I want to pay them money to draw weird sexy fetish art. And I could sign up with a fake name but then I'd have to get a new phone/phone number and.... agh. It's dumb and I can't think of anything to do besides 'hey I'll buy you $X worth of stuff on Steam' which relies on the artist actually, you know, wanting stuff on Steam.