Stolen from a few folks.

Sexual orientation: Asexual. I don't actually find anyone attractive.
How often do you think about sex: Sexual intercourse? Rarely. Sexual play? Fairly regularly.
How often do you HAVE sex: Never.
Worst sexual experience: N/A
Cybersex? Phone sex?: I "cyber" rather frequently, when life isn't bearing down on me.
Casual sex: I don't have a problem with it; I just don't participate.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Manual stimulation of the genitals. :E
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Not gonna go into that. >_>
Least sexiest body part: Depends on the individual; however, honestly, gonna have to say the bum on most.
Favorite body type: Non-existant.
Body hair: I prefer body scales.
Monogamy or polygamy?: I'm a fan of polygamy if done responsibly.
Underwear: Can be quite nice.
Pornographic or erotic: For the most part, I prefer my porn of the outright variety.
How large is your porn collection?: Small compared to many, I'm sure.
Favorite hair color: Don't really have one.
Kissing or cuddling?: Neither.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I really can't think of any. :/
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Eastern dragons, hands-down. :3
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Most interesting to me? Body control. :P