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Meme that reveals how shitty my 2015 really was
10 years ago
1.What did you do in 2015 that you've never done before?
Went Route 66 from here to New Mexico, drove up the 1 (usually take the 5 or 101) all the way from L.A. to the Monterrey Penninsula, broke up with someone on my end (usually get dumped because I will stick with it even if it's not right)
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Nope! Ha ha ha!! I immediately got drunk like I said I wouldn't. But now that celebrations are over, I will work on that.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
No. Actually this is the first year in a while I can say that.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No :) Yay
5. What countries did you visit?
No other countries, but I did travel for the first time since my real ex (the one I was with the longest) lived in the Bay Area and I saw her every weekend.
6.What would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015?
Sex. Someone to say they love me. But mostly, because that's not really super-important, some fucking self-esteem would be nice. I miss it.
7.What dates from 2015 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Well I dunno the exact dates, but the day Ma found out she had metastasized cancer and the day that fucking asshole, arrogant bitch told me I should go die alone like her for refusing to hang out with said bitch instead of hanging out with Ma (who had just found out she had cancer)...those are some hefty days.
8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Telling that jerk in the last answer off
9. What was your biggest failure?
Falling for that idiot in the first place? Also, drinking too much, too often.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Kinda. Alcoholism set in. I tried to go "cold turkey" but got DT's so now I'm in "taper off" mode. What a loser!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
? I don't care about material shit
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
This other girl who I finally told I have feelings for her after many years of just hiding it because I thought I was too useless for that kind of thing and I stressed--but she was totally like "Dude! Don't stress!! I like you as a buddy" and hugged me and made me feel like I was worth more than nothing
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
That fucking person who said that hurtful comment about Ma. She also told me I was stupid many times and--although we hugged and she relied on me and said I was her bestie and kinda implied she liked me, too--after she said she was asexual (fine by me?), she instead did this fucking ultimate asshat wife-beater (seriously, convicted of it and threatened the cops with a gun that night--my ex-next-door-neighbor!) and told the people at the bar I go to that it didn't matter because I apparently am worthless and all sorts of shit
14. Where did most of your money go?
Rent and food as usual
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
I dunno if I can put that many "really's" in there, but the revival of Star Wars that felt like Star Wars to me was pretty swank
16. What song will always remind you of 2015?
? I dunno. I was a music comp major and ran a music store for a number of years, so I listen to a hell of a lot of music.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? Sadder
b) thinner or fatter? Fatter XD
c) richer or poorer? The same, yo. Ain't had a raise in 8 years
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Working out
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Hanging out with negative people
20. How did you spend Christmas?
OK. The Eve was AWESOME! I made Cajun crab cakes and a delish toasted walnut salad--plus we rewatched Star Wars at the Chinese Theater downtown (that's where I saw the original...like, yeah, I'm old).
The day? It blew!! My sister got all upset because she fucked up the roast and told me I was like Dad (who repeatedly abused me) and then stormed out of the house and so I drank the fuck out of alcohol
21. Did you fall in love in 2015?
Yeah.... See, I still say I loved. I know it takes two, but I honestly love two people who don't reciprocate. Oh well.
22. How many one-night stands?
ha ha ha (none, wtf?? I'm not a party bro bro)
23. What was your favorite TV program?
Um, huh. I dunno! Doctor Who, South Park, and a bunch of BBC police procedurals were watched and liked
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yep! LOL! See above comments! I honestly don't hate her, tho'. I don't "hate." Trump is feared by me and that girl is...so long as she's not around, that's OK.
25. What was the best book you read?
Well, that's a hard one. Maybe that McCarthy one I finally got around to.
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
IDK dude, that's fucking a crazy q for me
27. What did you want and get?
Not much, really
28. What did you want and not get?
Peace
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Dude there were a lot of good films. For some reason, I got hooked on watching and rewatching The Drop (with Hardy and Gandolfini). I liked Mad Max. I liked Star Wars. I liked Birdman. I watched Inequality For All and loved it. I dunno, I watch a lot of shit so it's too hard to answer this properly
30. What did you do on your birthday?
WTF did I do, anyway?? I ate dinner with my family and.... I dunno? Birthdays are like "whatever"
31.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
No drinking at all, staying in shape. Having crazy hot sex? LOL I dunno, dude! Winning the fucking lottery?
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2015?
Ha ha ha
Fuckin'
Tee and whatever clean pants I got lying around
33. What kept you sane?
Nothing. I'm a nut job!
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Huh. Sexually, or what? Not sexually: Bernie. I feel the Bern!! Sexually? I dunno because although I do (naturally) see someone's physical beauty I get all "yum" about them after knowing them and see them as super-beautiful even if others go "she's, like, plain, bro" and then I wanna go "you know what's plain is how you look with the black eye I'm about to give you because go fek yerself"
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Jeeze. Um, all of them? Wealth inequality and this broken-ass system of pandering to the super-rich douchebags is always the most important, but...maybe Trump going full-Nazi and everyone being like "ha ha, don't worry! he won't get elected" or "how dare you say anything bad about my team's front-runner, you commie bastard who should be shot to death and fuck you and go die in San Francisco with the other gay hippies you fucking worthless shit"
36. Who did you miss?
My ex -_- I wish...well, I wish. I wish I weren't this fucking pile of idiocy and we could have ever gone to that little cabin in the woods I wanted with her. Fml
37. Who was the best new person you met?
Huh. In 2015? Let's see...some of the new furs I chatted with were pretty awesome. It'd been years since I logged in here and I was like "Dude, I should totally have been on here for a long time--the fuck was I doing?" But in RL.... I dunno! One thing I can say about that bar opening up next to my house is that I have met some cool homies there.
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2015:
I learned I gotta just grow a pair and let go of the past and move the fuck on because it ain't gonna fix nothing sitting around like a loser
Happy New Year, homeskillets!
Went Route 66 from here to New Mexico, drove up the 1 (usually take the 5 or 101) all the way from L.A. to the Monterrey Penninsula, broke up with someone on my end (usually get dumped because I will stick with it even if it's not right)
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Nope! Ha ha ha!! I immediately got drunk like I said I wouldn't. But now that celebrations are over, I will work on that.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
No. Actually this is the first year in a while I can say that.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No :) Yay
5. What countries did you visit?
No other countries, but I did travel for the first time since my real ex (the one I was with the longest) lived in the Bay Area and I saw her every weekend.
6.What would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015?
Sex. Someone to say they love me. But mostly, because that's not really super-important, some fucking self-esteem would be nice. I miss it.
7.What dates from 2015 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Well I dunno the exact dates, but the day Ma found out she had metastasized cancer and the day that fucking asshole, arrogant bitch told me I should go die alone like her for refusing to hang out with said bitch instead of hanging out with Ma (who had just found out she had cancer)...those are some hefty days.
8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Telling that jerk in the last answer off
9. What was your biggest failure?
Falling for that idiot in the first place? Also, drinking too much, too often.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Kinda. Alcoholism set in. I tried to go "cold turkey" but got DT's so now I'm in "taper off" mode. What a loser!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
? I don't care about material shit
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
This other girl who I finally told I have feelings for her after many years of just hiding it because I thought I was too useless for that kind of thing and I stressed--but she was totally like "Dude! Don't stress!! I like you as a buddy" and hugged me and made me feel like I was worth more than nothing
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
That fucking person who said that hurtful comment about Ma. She also told me I was stupid many times and--although we hugged and she relied on me and said I was her bestie and kinda implied she liked me, too--after she said she was asexual (fine by me?), she instead did this fucking ultimate asshat wife-beater (seriously, convicted of it and threatened the cops with a gun that night--my ex-next-door-neighbor!) and told the people at the bar I go to that it didn't matter because I apparently am worthless and all sorts of shit
14. Where did most of your money go?
Rent and food as usual
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
I dunno if I can put that many "really's" in there, but the revival of Star Wars that felt like Star Wars to me was pretty swank
16. What song will always remind you of 2015?
? I dunno. I was a music comp major and ran a music store for a number of years, so I listen to a hell of a lot of music.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? Sadder
b) thinner or fatter? Fatter XD
c) richer or poorer? The same, yo. Ain't had a raise in 8 years
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Working out
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Hanging out with negative people
20. How did you spend Christmas?
OK. The Eve was AWESOME! I made Cajun crab cakes and a delish toasted walnut salad--plus we rewatched Star Wars at the Chinese Theater downtown (that's where I saw the original...like, yeah, I'm old).
The day? It blew!! My sister got all upset because she fucked up the roast and told me I was like Dad (who repeatedly abused me) and then stormed out of the house and so I drank the fuck out of alcohol
21. Did you fall in love in 2015?
Yeah.... See, I still say I loved. I know it takes two, but I honestly love two people who don't reciprocate. Oh well.
22. How many one-night stands?
ha ha ha (none, wtf?? I'm not a party bro bro)
23. What was your favorite TV program?
Um, huh. I dunno! Doctor Who, South Park, and a bunch of BBC police procedurals were watched and liked
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yep! LOL! See above comments! I honestly don't hate her, tho'. I don't "hate." Trump is feared by me and that girl is...so long as she's not around, that's OK.
25. What was the best book you read?
Well, that's a hard one. Maybe that McCarthy one I finally got around to.
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
IDK dude, that's fucking a crazy q for me
27. What did you want and get?
Not much, really
28. What did you want and not get?
Peace
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Dude there were a lot of good films. For some reason, I got hooked on watching and rewatching The Drop (with Hardy and Gandolfini). I liked Mad Max. I liked Star Wars. I liked Birdman. I watched Inequality For All and loved it. I dunno, I watch a lot of shit so it's too hard to answer this properly
30. What did you do on your birthday?
WTF did I do, anyway?? I ate dinner with my family and.... I dunno? Birthdays are like "whatever"
31.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
No drinking at all, staying in shape. Having crazy hot sex? LOL I dunno, dude! Winning the fucking lottery?
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2015?
Ha ha ha
Fuckin'
Tee and whatever clean pants I got lying around
33. What kept you sane?
Nothing. I'm a nut job!
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Huh. Sexually, or what? Not sexually: Bernie. I feel the Bern!! Sexually? I dunno because although I do (naturally) see someone's physical beauty I get all "yum" about them after knowing them and see them as super-beautiful even if others go "she's, like, plain, bro" and then I wanna go "you know what's plain is how you look with the black eye I'm about to give you because go fek yerself"
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Jeeze. Um, all of them? Wealth inequality and this broken-ass system of pandering to the super-rich douchebags is always the most important, but...maybe Trump going full-Nazi and everyone being like "ha ha, don't worry! he won't get elected" or "how dare you say anything bad about my team's front-runner, you commie bastard who should be shot to death and fuck you and go die in San Francisco with the other gay hippies you fucking worthless shit"
36. Who did you miss?
My ex -_- I wish...well, I wish. I wish I weren't this fucking pile of idiocy and we could have ever gone to that little cabin in the woods I wanted with her. Fml
37. Who was the best new person you met?
Huh. In 2015? Let's see...some of the new furs I chatted with were pretty awesome. It'd been years since I logged in here and I was like "Dude, I should totally have been on here for a long time--the fuck was I doing?" But in RL.... I dunno! One thing I can say about that bar opening up next to my house is that I have met some cool homies there.
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2015:
I learned I gotta just grow a pair and let go of the past and move the fuck on because it ain't gonna fix nothing sitting around like a loser
Happy New Year, homeskillets!
