Well.. as long as you don't take none of my comments you're free to look at them... but remmember. they're mine >.> i totally typed them out all by myself.
Saw a picture of your character and his brother fighting and fucking and I greatly enjoyed it. Saw that you were a vagentleman and had never seen them before, browsed your gallery, saw more I liked art wise so I tossed a watch. Since then, been enjoying your sense of humor, silly antics and overall sharp wit. Also (to get the furvert comment out of the way), dat scalie butt is adorable and I would tap it so hard!
My bad, actually went back and found the picture. Wasn't of you and your brother, but of another character but was still quite epic. Also there was a story written about you and your brother so it was quite fun to see that. Got the pair confused.
You are most awesome! Now off I am to save the princess. Kick the crap out of the fellow who kidnapped her, fuck his bum so he learns his lesson, then I shall eat cake!
I can't really remember what brought me to you, maybe one of Jasonafex's old anims? I really don't know. I do know I found you here first, before that Steam group. I stay because goddamn, you're one hilarious dude.
Yeah, it was one of the really old ones. I almost dunno if it was that. Maybe I saw one of your everpresent comments and took a look at your profile, and I liked what I saw.
I will take your hate grind it up into a topping for one of my pie. Why does everyone want to shave the fluff? I promises no good will ever come of that.
but there's more to the butty then squishy firm shock absorbers! there's a person with that butty. sometimes that person is mean or annoying. so I only lurk. but some butty have good people in them.
Because you're a down to earth guy with a great sense of humour and an awesome taste in art and artists...... HOLY FUCK where'd all these comments from? Only been about 25 minutes since this journal was posted!!
Cause I can't help myself but to keep counting how many 1UP spankings you give yourself, so far I counted about 1,003,789 spankings D:<....1,003,790!!!
Well your butt appears to have plenty of space for some drawn-on additions, perfect for using a totally non-permanent sharpie! Though it might take a lot of rubbing and scrubbing with water to come off. Just do it when you're sleeping and you wouldn't even know the difference unless you had a full body mirror. xD
I adore your character, Drayk, and I have a lot of fun reading your comments and other peoples comments too! (like I am already having in this page -.- )
Developing friendships is incredibly difficult for me the longer I've been in this fandom. I'd love to be everyones friend. But something i've learned from my time in the fandom is that's physically impossible. There's simply just not enough leezard to adequately spend time with all the people I'd like to.
Because I needed more worthless humans to induct into my enrichment facility's. You seemed like a prime candidate.
Just kidding, I saw your hilarious comments, and I liked your icon, and you save me from getting kicked from FA. So yeah... Yeah.... That is all... Yep..... Nothing else.... None...... Stop... I'm going away now
I know he's not, BUT he was the first person I watched, ever, because he is an Argonian and has a ton of amazing art of his character.
He is now dubbed Drayk's waifu.
honestly, you intrigued me. qirky personality, fun pics, all around great person.... mutual love of Cocoa among other things. i wouldn't mind being friends, in fact i'd enjoy it XD
either way, i wait to see what kind of crazy stuff you get into next
now then, has some Cocoa *gives deluxe premium Cocoa*
i can make endless amounts of cocoa and treats *flicks his wrist and pulls out chocolate, the premium cocoa, and an extra large heat rock, powered with it's own self-sustaining power source* no more broke heat rocks and plugs :3
yesh, yesh you can^^ lol it pays to have friends in..... i would say high places, which is true at a business stand point, but INCREDIBLY false with my demonic heritage XD
But you like things inside you. Only reason why I watch. Because things need to be inside of you. I could give you and example. Here. * crotchgrab * Bahaaaa! :D
um...i...uh... i cant remember. lol. it was sooooo long ago. but we're friends right? kinda. online friends anyway. i still remember when you lived next to me on SL in the foxkin rental island place and you kept getting in trouble for terraforming too much when you built your house. you and i, we go waaaay back. so far back i forgot how it started.
Alot of folks have a bad habit of commissioning entirely too much Erotic artwork. I prefer to do it once in a while. I end up having way more fun focusing on all kinds of images and leaving the "Pronny" stuff as more of a treat xD
Too much porn gets boring after a while
You have an interesting character. I like your fursona's design and I like seeing an intersex character that isn't one solely for sexual reasons, albeit the sexy pics are appreciated hehe. :p
i see alot of intersex characters focus way too much on what's between their legs... it's like.. "YEAH WE GET IT YOU HAVE A VAGINA :D CAN YOU DO ANY OTHER TRICKS?"
Exactly. Not that vagina tricks aren't awesome, but it's in good taste to have your main fursona especially be somewhat representative of yourself and be more fleshed out.
WHy people always wanting to do things to my poor booty D: it didn't do nothing to no one! And I honestly do not recall xD sometimes I do it for no reason at all
Okay so...big story made short(er)....Your character was possibly one of the first characters I ever saw in a naughty pic. Since then I became a fan, and throughout what I call as my 'ghost years' I constantly encountered your character on places like e621. Then I went to sofurry where I started to write before coming here when I lost my muse to get art for myself. I didn't even think of slapping a watch your way till I found you on f-list
Then, well, after poking you I decided I wanted to get to know more about the cboy I came to be a fan of. The rest became history and now...well I don't see a sexy ass guy to just grab. I see a charming guy who I enjoy to talk to, someone who I just want to hang out with more often.
I know...Im sappy as balls but it's how I came to know you. Now floof drake is gunna go do his own stuff! *sluuuuuuuurps over your face*
Couple people I watch happen to have you stalking around the comments. That and you seem to pop up in the oddest places. I stick around to see what you get into next, what pics you get, and what comments you make, since hey, you pop up at the weirdest times, why not have a laugh?
Well then.. I just happened to watch you for the silly shit that gets posted, like the one thing about the hot chocolate XD, Personally, the silly stuff can be better than the.. murr smut? Otherwise, intriguing character design.. and some epic art lol.
I totally agree.. smut can only be good sfor so long before it starts to wear out it's welcome. That's why it's great to vary things up with all kinds of different content.
Porn should be like the delicious dessert at the end of a meal... if you eat nothing but Dessert all day long.. then well.. you get really fucking hungry for some pancakes or something xD
You need to get a pic of that now XD, Drayk. I can totally see how it'll pan out now XD, all the good 'desserts' have the words 'smut' etc written on them in frosting, and then there is some pancakes saying 'sfw or silly shiz'
But Drayk was one of the first characters I've associated the fandom with since they were one of the first characters I saw. Was always fascinated by original stories and original character designs and I'M GLAD TO KNOW THE PERSON BEHIND THE BUTT IS ALSO A PRETTY SWELL DUDE
Well i'm certainly happy to hear that.. I remember some of the things I first associated with the fandom when I got into it.. It's weird being that to other people xD
to be honest i watched you because of a picture of you with peable but i stayed because of the funny and awesomeness that is you ^.=.^ plus i can't have cocoa so i have to give it to someone *gives all of my cocoa stash*
I just came here to have a good time and appreciate some of your stuff if not all. But not I'm feeling attacked and hurt with this questioning and paranoia (ಥ﹏ಥ)
um... found certain arts of your character on certain sites, was on hear and got curious so tracked your account down... somehow... you had good art and made funny comments so I watched.
I found you through Bryce (who I really miss as I've not seen him in over a year).
I watch you because I really like your character and I've become a lot more curious about vagentlemen. ^^ I hope you don't mind, I'm just a shy folf from the UK
Me too. Once again missed out on working on a tour in the US, so no chance of making it to Seattle.
If you hear anything, please let me know if you can.
But anyway, I hope that helped answer your question ^^
Because while everyone here is saying silly things or fake things, we all actually came for the porn and cuntboy stuff and your popularity, one of those or all of them. :P
In my case, mostly just the porn. :P Now if only everyone else was more honest. :P
Here, give this a try. :P I simplified it to force people to choose one or the other :P http://www.boll.co/b4ssnqtErx8zy3hCA
Try putting that poll in your journal post so everyone sees it or even make a repost of the journal with "poll" so people know there's an actual poll :P If you want real statistics, this is the best way to get them. If you make your own poll, make it basic, simple. Don't give too many options and don't be too specific and giving comedic options will skew the results as people will vote on a funny option even if untrue.
You have a good sense of humor and wit, and understand there's way more to life, even on here, than porn. Plus I chatted with you a few times on IRC way back when I think!
amusing answer:
Coz you're super "buff"? [cue Ekkosangen] ;p
I would be lying if it wasn't cause of meeting you and skal on warframe, but I did mostly watch you to see the antics Drayk gets involve in. Along with see more about his background.
Because for as long as I can remember since I found FA, you've been a nearly universal constant as far as commenting - more often than not hilariously so. Eventually I had to click that icon.
I think I started watching you only in the last year or so. That's mostly me just not thinking because I think I was coming to your profile at least once a week before I caught on.
Seem like a funny person and Shurians are fucking awesome. Pretty much everything you put up is excellent.
The porn gives me the most confusing boners. I call myself straight but Drayk breaks that logic. So there's that.
Oh yes. But opinion polls have determined that 75% of people feel that it is the ideal sexual orientation to help promote genetic improvement, speedy replies, and world peace. Skal has been quite busy!
*gives all the cocoa*
#checkyourprivilege
Being a macro is the best ;)
*I know that's technically not what you are but wawa.
Yes it's all coming together now >u>
The importantest of shits!
And you're just awesome all around. Anything else is gonna to lead to being creepy ... lol
Ok I'll shush now =P
Still watching for: Failure to find a reason to stop
Also the porn.
I know nothing of this which you speak
Creative way in which your character uses the various orifices and limbs of his body to entertain other characters.
Also, we just seemed to end up faving or commenting under a lot of the same stuff.
Remember this? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18149003/
I'd be actually curious to know your thoughts on some of the stuff in my own gallery, and whether any of it's to your tastes.
You just trying to poor drinks.. you don't wanna put up with these peoples shit!
I also remember beating you to that spot by just a few seconds
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18669006/
Story
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15254665/
Pic
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9680215/
End result was a watch either way.
Also give me da booty, I needs the one ups. Help a scalie bro out!
*hands over a 1 -up just to be nice*
they need Jesus
and that's why I'm here, because I always die at the peanut gallery's comments
my cousin will be right over :D
Not often found around here, you know?
That really got me to want to punch you. In a nice way. Nice punches.
JK. You're a real sweetheart
This is the happiest day of my life!
...
......
.........even if you try to hide behind those fake melons >:V
God you dragons are so fucking dumb >:I
*kiss*
Janarr.
Humour.
Cocoa.
Tho u have no cocoa left, I drank it all!
What? At least Im honest :V Not gonna come up with some bullshit.
I mean, you're cute?
I've spoken to you, even played a few games with you, and you're a pretty nice guy, so.. I guess that's why?
Jealousy. Yeah, jealousy is why I stop by here.
Nah more seriously, because I love your char, you're pretty funny and you can get some nice pics, that's pretty much it :D
^ That.
...Still want you to rub against me!
You're likable
And you're cute! <3
Only I get to lickable me!
Fuck no.. I'm leezard >:I
But really, you're just an interesting person
If not, then you're definitely wearing some honorary balls from posting all that clickbait/spoilers!
GOOD DAY SIR!
Stayed 'cause of the comments. :D
*gives hot cocoa*
Your character is awesome looking
You seem all fun and stuff
My finger slipped
I was forced to at gun point
Probably one of the above
Trapped you the same way a kidnapper would get a fat kid in the back if a van full of candy.
Awwwyaaah
I must know. Where are all the 1-ups going? WHERE DOES THE POWER GO?
...
*bends over*
Dun dun DUUUUUNNN O.o
Still.. Very deep.. Just gets deeper and deeper
L
DEEP .-.
In seriousness, I like dragon drawings and I want to see how people draw them so I can learn.
Because I needed more worthless humans to induct into my enrichment facility's. You seemed like a prime candidate.
Just kidding, I saw your hilarious comments, and I liked your icon, and you save me from getting kicked from FA. So yeah... Yeah.... That is all... Yep..... Nothing else.... None...... Stop... I'm going away now
Also you get both interesting and adorable art, so there is that. :V
and besides back then i wouldve been too shy to even comment on something like this
CLEARLY WAS WRONG
Came for the humor, stayed for the coco.
He is now dubbed Drayk's waifu.
xD
either way, i wait to see what kind of crazy stuff you get into next
now then, has some Cocoa *gives deluxe premium Cocoa*
I forgot the question..
Holy fuck THERE IS TOO MUCH PEOPLE HERE
*pat pat*
I'm a leezard!
Fuckbois are fuckbois no matter what the species.
Feel better?
*goes back to Cocoa'boi'ing*
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11136210/
So that isn't a valid point to me.
Too much porn gets boring after a while
Maybe you commissioned some stuff I liked at one point :V?
Then, well, after poking you I decided I wanted to get to know more about the cboy I came to be a fan of. The rest became history and now...well I don't see a sexy ass guy to just grab. I see a charming guy who I enjoy to talk to, someone who I just want to hang out with more often.
I know...Im sappy as balls but it's how I came to know you. Now floof drake is gunna go do his own stuff! *sluuuuuuuurps over your face*
Sap sap sap sap sap *huggers* xD
2: Very interesting character design
3: .. I really enjoy #1
Like this, accurate, parody~ http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/15/.....8c57f2c98b.jpg
YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE A NUGGET >:3
nah, I have actually long since forgotten why but just stay around cause of the funny stuff
also brother synx said he needs more hot pockets
And fuckin' Knives spoiled why I watch you already.
Porn should be like the delicious dessert at the end of a meal... if you eat nothing but Dessert all day long.. then well.. you get really fucking hungry for some pancakes or something xD
<.<
Fetch me Eggnog!
Stayed for the person, cuz you're a cool dood, Drayk dood.
...and the humor.
Porn's good too. ^^
But Drayk was one of the first characters I've associated the fandom with since they were one of the first characters I saw. Was always fascinated by original stories and original character designs and I'M GLAD TO KNOW THE PERSON BEHIND THE BUTT IS ALSO A PRETTY SWELL DUDE
Stayed for the smut.
Jewel approved too
yay more cocoa :D
I just came here to have a good time and appreciate some of your stuff if not all. But not I'm feeling attacked and hurt with this questioning and paranoia (ಥ﹏ಥ)
I stayed because you are an amazing person with some pretty amazing characters and a big gallery of nonsense and fun stuff~<3
It is totally not for leeching on your cocoa >w>;;
And yay thanks ^.^ Glad I was a good inspiration on ya I hope D:
You were the best and still are! Too bad I got my mind in the gutter most of the time >w<
THIS WAS 5 HOURS AGO HOT DAMN
IM YELLING TO EMPHASIZE THATS A LOT OF PEOPLE FOR 5 HOURS RESPONSE TIME
I HAD TO FLICK MY FINGER 32 TIMES ON MY PHONE TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL THIS
I stayed for the comments
That and i love your sona xD
i am here only for janarr, vaginas actually scare me
Good opportunity to get to interact with folks on that rare occassion I feel like doing so :3
And yes Janarr is beast <3
>.=.>
<.=.<
Also because I want to get you into a dress with a pink bow on your tail.
And if you're not my buddy then you may also qualify to be my Guy!
I watch you because I really like your character and I've become a lot more curious about vagentlemen. ^^ I hope you don't mind, I'm just a shy folf from the UK
If you hear anything, please let me know if you can.
But anyway, I hope that helped answer your question ^^
Shhh.. don't tell anyone!
In my case, mostly just the porn. :P Now if only everyone else was more honest. :P
Here, give this a try. :P I simplified it to force people to choose one or the other :P
http://www.boll.co/b4ssnqtErx8zy3hCA
mostly you make me laugh
Sons a bitches fucking love them some laughs and shit!
Like... what kinda things about me? Is there a secret Dossier floating around I don't know about >:o
There of cource is likly some secret forum somewhere about you but i didnt mean anything the like lol
amusing answer:
Coz you're super "buff"? [cue Ekkosangen] ;p
And us Vagentlemen have to stick together
That's all I got.
But I guess I've always respected the reason behind you making Drayk, your persona, intersex. It was something I've always admired to be honest.
And of course, I have a thing for scalie guys too.
But I stayed for the hilarious comments and free Hot Cocoa
ALSO BECAUSE THAT PROFILE PICTURE GIVES ME HOPE FOR GAMERS EVERYWHERE
(Seriously I'm a sucker for a cheap or expensive laugh)
...right? :D
also that pic of you on your back looking at meat that says "get in my mouth phaggot"
I think I started watching you only in the last year or so. That's mostly me just not thinking because I think I was coming to your profile at least once a week before I caught on.
Seem like a funny person and Shurians are fucking awesome. Pretty much everything you put up is excellent.
The porn gives me the most confusing boners. I call myself straight but Drayk breaks that logic. So there's that.
And heck yeah... CONFUSE ALL THE BONERS MUAHAHAHAHHA
2. You´re funny
3. I like C-Boys
and because Drayk looks really cool
They are awsome, funny and silly
And also I like the details from Drayk (Shurian) with the Black eye Reaktion or the .. I dont know If it is called spikes or not o_o'
You written 118385 comments, but received only 112714 ....
RRRAAAHHHHH!!!!
Oh, and Skal has been working on converting me and everyone I know to Drayksexuality. I think.
*tosses some cheerleaders at* here... kidnap them.. !
maybe only for leezards?
-takes all cheerleaders and locks them in his housie- °^°
The greatest mystery of our time still eludes me.