Dumbest ways to die...by Naketa
10 years ago
Set fire to hir favorite bear,
sabotage hir computer chair.
Give hir medicine that's out of date,
convince hir to use hir private parts as piranha bait.
Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Stab hir in the ass with a folk,
mess with hir room's electrical work.
Harm hir precious calf,
scare Cal with a military draf.
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Invite the Japanese inside,
scratch Naketa's brand new ride.
Shoot hir pet into outer space,
push Meiko into toxic waste.
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Use a rattlesnake on hir pet
sell both Cal's kidneys, on the internet
Eat hir tube of super glue
i wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie...
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Sexually tease hir during mating season
disturbe hir and Cal for no good reason
Stomp on hir tail internationally
set fire to hir suit at a convention
shoot hir babykins right in front of hir
they may not rhythm
but they're possibly...
dumbest ways to die
dumbest ways to die
dumbest ways to die-ie-ie...
so many dumb
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
“be safe around Naketa Orcan and hir loved ones. A message from your local undertaker.”
sabotage hir computer chair.
Give hir medicine that's out of date,
convince hir to use hir private parts as piranha bait.
Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Stab hir in the ass with a folk,
mess with hir room's electrical work.
Harm hir precious calf,
scare Cal with a military draf.
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie,
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Invite the Japanese inside,
scratch Naketa's brand new ride.
Shoot hir pet into outer space,
push Meiko into toxic waste.
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Use a rattlesnake on hir pet
sell both Cal's kidneys, on the internet
Eat hir tube of super glue
i wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie...
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
Sexually tease hir during mating season
disturbe hir and Cal for no good reason
Stomp on hir tail internationally
set fire to hir suit at a convention
shoot hir babykins right in front of hir
they may not rhythm
but they're possibly...
dumbest ways to die
dumbest ways to die
dumbest ways to die-ie-ie...
so many dumb
so many dumb ways to die...by Naketa
“be safe around Naketa Orcan and hir loved ones. A message from your local undertaker.”
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Honestly though, nothing good can come from this type of reaction; it's best avoided.
You cannot stop every troll on the internet, there will ALWAYs be trolls and "bullies." While I do not like them myself, it is best learned to live with them and ignore their comments. The ability to do this translates well into the professional world and in general is a good life skill to have -- Seriously, i'm not joking - practice it in an area where it doesn't matter while you can ; )
You might not BE a troll outright, but your action WAS trolling.