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16 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh god, yes. This is possibly the dumbest question of the quiz.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anything goes preferably after a nice long shower.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My current "bed" is not big enough for me to chose sides
4. Do you masturbate?
Since the tender age of ten, after watching "The Truth about Cats and Dogs" for the first time. Ah, such youthful exuberance...!
5. How often? Lately?
Once a day is pure minimum. Lately? 2 or three time before hitting the hay.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Lordy, I think I would get more money for keeping my clothes ON than off. And no, I havent=P
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Hot tubs. more room, more relaxing, and less tiresome if you plan to mess around
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes. and GODESS YES. I would do it again if ever asked to. <3<3<3
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm a semi-maladjusted adult. Of course I read porn. HOWEVER. My exposure to filmed porn is very limited. Most of it has been terrible and I find it more amusing that erotic
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Usually I like more aggressive types, but lately, I have had a hankerin for something different...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Truly (teh lady tiger). And then there is this guy whom I might end up saying that too sooner or later... if I play my cards right.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, I wish!
13. Would you choose love or money?
I am most certainly a cynic these days... but not to that degree. Give me real love any day.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
HEHEHEHEH
1. I really enjoy giving oral sex. Theres something deeply satisfying about hearing your partner moan and feel them wriggling all around you ... and they cant do a damn thing BUT enjoy themselves. That gets me hot and bothered the fastest.
2. A little restraint goes a long way.
3. Spanking. Receiving and most especially giving. UMPH.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes.... *growl*
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*shuffles foot* I suppose it would have to be at the motel 6 right on highway 101, about a half hour out from Pismo. First time on my own with a lover, and we fucked in every concievable spot in that room. Made love the very minute we woke up, took a shower, made love again, and when we were positively starving we walked down to the cafe and bought the biggest damn thing of onion rings I have ever seen. Not to mention the chocolate cake. Oh god. And every once in a while actually made it to the beach, held hands, walking around town and looking incredably in love... godamnit.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
LOL oh god... inside the kettle corn trailer my neighbor had XD
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
YES. This was before I bought a lock for the room I now inhabit. Nothing like your aunt walking in while some poor bastard is going down on you. After all that coaxing I had to do too...!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Errr I hope this year will be the first!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not really my style.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not Yet! XD
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Well I sure have.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
OMG ME KISS GIRLS??? (well gosh if you're offering any...)
24. What's your sexuality?
ITS SEXUAL. reaally really SEXUAL (Bi w heavy lesbian intentions)
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes. Boy was that terrible
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Multiple times. and EW.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never. Never really fantasized about it either
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Maybe 2? I always get all nervous and afraid to touch anything even though I REALLY WANT TO o_O
29. Bought something from an adult store?
... Yes... *BLUSH*
30. Do you own any sex toys?
a few toys but only a couple geared specifically for sex.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
sigh. FINE I'll tell you:
1.Little starter dildo I got from tootimid.com Lights up, vibrates and everything!
2. one butt plug. Nothing terribly fancy
3. a roller pin crafted with many many little push pins that effectively ROLLS across the skin.. dont knock it till you tried it
4. couple leashes, chains, and one collar that I know of.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Army man was a bit of a voyeur. There are pictures of me floating around somewhere in the universe... used to have a video of me masturbating too. But I am pretty sure that thing is long since gone (Army man aint the vindictive sort)
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I have had a close call more than once, but my real crime is calling out the wrong name when half asleep. I have been on both sides of that terrible situation and it does not make for happy times!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Only a few times. Never had anyone all that interesting on the other line I suppose
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Many times. Many many many many many....(hurray RP!)
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Good lady, yes! IT'S AWSHUME
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
To simplify, I really enjoy doggy style. I would love to play top one day because I am such an ass fan, but for now... oh I suppose I'll just deal with being a bottom *grins*
38. What's your favorite sex act?
This is a tough one for me. on the one hand, I love to give oral, particularly on women. On the other hand, I love to get penetrated, actual sex of partner not important. Both at the same time...? *BLISS* But I don't like the 69 position... that never really worked out well for me.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes. Again, I would do it in a heartbeat. <3 <3<3
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Seeing that everyone I know on this thing is over 21 by now...? comeon. No need to be shy folks ^^
Oh god, yes. This is possibly the dumbest question of the quiz.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anything goes preferably after a nice long shower.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My current "bed" is not big enough for me to chose sides
4. Do you masturbate?
Since the tender age of ten, after watching "The Truth about Cats and Dogs" for the first time. Ah, such youthful exuberance...!
5. How often? Lately?
Once a day is pure minimum. Lately? 2 or three time before hitting the hay.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Lordy, I think I would get more money for keeping my clothes ON than off. And no, I havent=P
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Hot tubs. more room, more relaxing, and less tiresome if you plan to mess around
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes. and GODESS YES. I would do it again if ever asked to. <3<3<3
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm a semi-maladjusted adult. Of course I read porn. HOWEVER. My exposure to filmed porn is very limited. Most of it has been terrible and I find it more amusing that erotic
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Usually I like more aggressive types, but lately, I have had a hankerin for something different...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Truly (teh lady tiger). And then there is this guy whom I might end up saying that too sooner or later... if I play my cards right.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, I wish!
13. Would you choose love or money?
I am most certainly a cynic these days... but not to that degree. Give me real love any day.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
HEHEHEHEH
1. I really enjoy giving oral sex. Theres something deeply satisfying about hearing your partner moan and feel them wriggling all around you ... and they cant do a damn thing BUT enjoy themselves. That gets me hot and bothered the fastest.
2. A little restraint goes a long way.
3. Spanking. Receiving and most especially giving. UMPH.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes.... *growl*
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
*shuffles foot* I suppose it would have to be at the motel 6 right on highway 101, about a half hour out from Pismo. First time on my own with a lover, and we fucked in every concievable spot in that room. Made love the very minute we woke up, took a shower, made love again, and when we were positively starving we walked down to the cafe and bought the biggest damn thing of onion rings I have ever seen. Not to mention the chocolate cake. Oh god. And every once in a while actually made it to the beach, held hands, walking around town and looking incredably in love... godamnit.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
LOL oh god... inside the kettle corn trailer my neighbor had XD
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
YES. This was before I bought a lock for the room I now inhabit. Nothing like your aunt walking in while some poor bastard is going down on you. After all that coaxing I had to do too...!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Errr I hope this year will be the first!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Not really my style.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not Yet! XD
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Well I sure have.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
OMG ME KISS GIRLS??? (well gosh if you're offering any...)
24. What's your sexuality?
ITS SEXUAL. reaally really SEXUAL (Bi w heavy lesbian intentions)
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes. Boy was that terrible
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Multiple times. and EW.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never. Never really fantasized about it either
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Maybe 2? I always get all nervous and afraid to touch anything even though I REALLY WANT TO o_O
29. Bought something from an adult store?
... Yes... *BLUSH*
30. Do you own any sex toys?
a few toys but only a couple geared specifically for sex.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
sigh. FINE I'll tell you:
1.Little starter dildo I got from tootimid.com Lights up, vibrates and everything!
2. one butt plug. Nothing terribly fancy
3. a roller pin crafted with many many little push pins that effectively ROLLS across the skin.. dont knock it till you tried it
4. couple leashes, chains, and one collar that I know of.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Army man was a bit of a voyeur. There are pictures of me floating around somewhere in the universe... used to have a video of me masturbating too. But I am pretty sure that thing is long since gone (Army man aint the vindictive sort)
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I have had a close call more than once, but my real crime is calling out the wrong name when half asleep. I have been on both sides of that terrible situation and it does not make for happy times!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Only a few times. Never had anyone all that interesting on the other line I suppose
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Many times. Many many many many many....(hurray RP!)
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Good lady, yes! IT'S AWSHUME
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
To simplify, I really enjoy doggy style. I would love to play top one day because I am such an ass fan, but for now... oh I suppose I'll just deal with being a bottom *grins*
38. What's your favorite sex act?
This is a tough one for me. on the one hand, I love to give oral, particularly on women. On the other hand, I love to get penetrated, actual sex of partner not important. Both at the same time...? *BLISS* But I don't like the 69 position... that never really worked out well for me.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes. Again, I would do it in a heartbeat. <3 <3<3
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Seeing that everyone I know on this thing is over 21 by now...? comeon. No need to be shy folks ^^
