WARNING, this journal entry is graphically descriptive and not appropriate for minors.

Apparently  redburr accidentally upset someone by RPing with him online and later tells him he's mates with me. It seems silly to me to get upset by that, but I guess to a degree I can understand it. Some folks are just way too series about who they're screwing online. Then this guy, who neither of us have ever met, decides to IM /me/. We found out later that he's apparently some guy who's been banned on FA. Well, since some of you fur-kids need to learn how to deal with trolls and put guys like this out of a job, I figure it's kind of an obligation for me to post it. Right? Right.

< spitzkat3 >
hi

< lovebreon >
Howdy

< Spitzkat3 >
your mate is cheating on you

< lovebreon >
*breaks up laughing* ooooh? :3

< Spitzkat3 >
hes cheating on you with this furry
http://furaffinity.net/user/zezegnome

< lovebreon >
Oh? How?

< Spitzkat3 >
hes been loving and cuddling on him even yiffing

< lovebreon >
Okay. Redburr and I have absolutely no problems with each other cuddling or yiffing online. I find it kind of silly to find something like that 'cheating'. I am not sure if you think you are doing me a favor, but if you just want to spite him, I am not going to mind one bit if he wants to fake-sex someone up over the interwebs and I don't really appreciate you trying to ignite some kind of silly fur-drama in our relationship for silly reasons. If you have honest intentions, though, sorry, and thank you for your concern.

< Spitzkat3 >
Fuck you both faggot athiest.

< lovebreon >
Thank you sir.

< Spitzkat3 >
fucking prick what mmos do you play

< lovebreon >
That is an interestingly put question. Puzzle Pirates.
Rarely.

< Spitzkat3 >
ok your a giant faggot poketard atheist slut
great I think I have you figured out now

< lovebreon >
*murrs and struts up, grinding his big balls in your face and rubs your little tiny ones in his paw.* Murrrrrrrrrr what a cute little ballsack!

< Spitzkat3 >
I don't touch Atheist.
Its ironic that alot of atheist have the swine flu.
:]

< lovebreon >
*lifts his tail and shows you his little pink asshole and starts to softly grind his tongue against your tiny little dick* What don't you want to lick my little pink pucker? You know you want it! Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *he pushes you down with his hind legs and rubs his butt in your face*

< Spitzkat3 >
I don't touch athiest.

< lovebreon >
Mmmm oooh! *he grinds his ass down on your face and slowly starts to push it inside* Yeaaah that's what I like! Fuck! *his giant erection pops up and starts dribbling pre all over your belly as he rubs a paw against your tiny little flacid weener* God, furry drama turns me on so fucking much! Aaaah!

< Spitzkat3 >
Again, I'm not going to touch a lesser being such as you.

< lovebreon >
*he starts to feed your face into his stretching asshole, letting it slip through his filth covered hole, fresh shit squishing around your head as you begin to be sucked inside by his hot greedy tush* Mmm! Oh yeah! Makes me so horny!

< Spitzkat3 >
Uh

< lovebreon >
*you start to be pulled up past umbreon turds, slipping inside his body as he murrs and pushes back, your neck, then shoulders, and waist slowly sliding inside him as his ass stretches and squirts* Oh god! I'm going to cuuuuuuum! *pant pant*

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