I have finally been offered a job. It has been a desperate search this last month since graduating from Purdue. It will require me to move so I'll no longer be in West Lafayette or in Glenhall which is what the area I lived in my entire childhood was called back when it was its own town. Assuming nothing goes wrong with the rest of the application process (which I have been assured won't happen unless I am a felon without my knowing or somehow have been ingesting illegal drugs without my knowledge), I will be moving to the south side of Indiana to work at the Toyota manufacturing plant. I'm really looking forward to it.