[10:07:49 PM] Ness VII: I just posted something I'm ashamed of, and I got a comment that it's "amazing"
[10:08:24 PM] Thomas Lee: I know those feels, man.
[10:08:31 PM] Thomas Lee: It that butt pic?
[10:08:34 PM] Ness VII: yes.
[10:08:44 PM] Thomas Lee: Saw it on my FA
[10:09:04 PM] Thomas Lee: Anything hyper-sized will get loads of attention.
[10:09:14 PM] Thomas Lee: I call it the Winger Effect.
[10:09:37 PM] Thomas Lee: Just ask Mar, I think it pays his rent.
[10:09:52 PM] Ness VII: ..........................................I think I know the reason you aren't getting enough views yourself, Heckfire.
[10:10:02 PM] Thomas Lee: You think?
[10:10:14 PM] Ness VII: Also, I must look into this "winger effect"
[10:10:26 PM] Thomas Lee: Make sure Safe Search is on.
[10:10:40 PM] Thomas Lee: Otherwise I claim no responsibility.
[10:11:00 PM] Ness VII: I was just telling Orin I don't want to die unrecognized and poor despite my efforts like Tesla and Van Gogh did.
[10:11:32 PM] Thomas Lee: Yes, aiming for Stephen King's existence is a noble and lauded goal.
[10:11:39 PM] Thomas Lee: Minus the near-fatal car accident.
[10:12:38 PM] Thomas Lee: Avoiding dying as Phillip K. Dick is my goal as well.
[10:13:41 PM] Thomas Lee: Gonna need some radical medical treatments if I'm gonna avoid the "addicted to painkillers" part, though.
[10:14:17 PM] Thomas Lee: I think I'm too suicidally depressed to worry about the paranoid dementia, though.
[10:14:26 PM] Thomas Lee: So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
[10:15:33 PM] Thomas Lee: ...the frequency in which I quote the groundskeeper from "Caddyshack" is starting to worry me.
[10:17:57 PM] Orin J.: don't let it worry you. you've got enough worries.
[10:19:09 PM] Thomas Lee: Heya Pot, it's me, Kettle.
[10:20:07 PM] Thomas Lee: If I could go to my grave as Bill Murray, I would consider it a life well-lived.
[10:20:34 PM] Thomas Lee: Even taking "The Razor's Edge" into account.
[10:20:52 PM] Thomas Lee: Which was actually not a bad film, it just wasn't as good as the original.
[10:21:00 PM] Orin J.: so drunk, feeling up women half your age and getting away with insanity because nobody is willing to rat you out and ruin their "you'll never belive who i saw!" story?
[10:21:18 PM] Thomas Lee: Sounds like paradise to me.
[10:21:49 PM] Thomas Lee: Especially the second part.
[10:22:45 PM] Orin J.: bill murry's greatest act has truly been retirement.
[10:22:58 PM] Thomas Lee: Living as the cross between an urban legend and an Internet meme...what a country.
[10:24:11 PM] Thomas Lee: And he isn't retired. He just fired his agent in the 80s and now will only take jobs left on his answering machine that sound fun.
[10:24:33 PM] Thomas Lee: Which explains "Space Jam" in many, many ways.
[10:24:47 PM] Ness VII: Which is how Ass Moses Jones was born.
[10:25:17 PM] Thomas Lee: I guiltily admit, I am not familiar with that one.
[10:25:37 PM] Orin J.: osmosis jones.
[10:26:00 PM] Ness VII: It's a movie where Chris Rock plays a paramecium and has Star Wars inside Bill Murray.
[10:26:00 PM] Orin J.: although i can see bill mishearing it and taking the role of ass moses jones.
[10:26:01 PM] Thomas Lee: Hey, I LIKED that movie. I based the male Gorgons off of Thrax.
[10:26:34 PM] Thomas Lee: ...and it wasn't Star Wars, it was Lethal Weapon.
[10:26:43 PM] Ness VII: Exodus 2: The Story of Ass Moses Jones.
[10:27:03 PM] Ness VII: The WIZARD of the HARMONICA
[10:27:04 PM] Ness VII: LOL
[10:27:06 PM] Thomas Lee: Considering what happened to Shatner's character in the final scene.
[10:27:28 PM] Thomas Lee: Let's just say he lived up to the first syllable of his last name.
[10:28:34 PM] Orin J.: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[10:31:25 PM] Ness VII: https://youtu.be/0IBC0uXcPKQ
[10:31:38 PM] Ness VII: The whole movie is just 90 minutes of this
[10:31:55 PM] Thomas Lee: What, Osmosis Jones?
[10:32:01 PM] Ness VII: No, Exodus 2.
[10:32:08 PM] Ness VII: I just wrote it.
[10:32:10 PM] Orin J.: i'm too tired to do anything complex like how i colored her right now. sorry.
[10:32:27 PM] Thomas Lee: Impressive.
[10:32:43 PM] Thomas Lee: Wizard of the harmonica, you say?
[10:33:22 PM] Thomas Lee: Sounds like a post-Hollywood insanity Frank Miller comic, for some reason.
[10:33:38 PM] Thomas Lee: "Exodus 2: This Time, It's Personal"
[10:33:40 PM] Orin J.: he wishes
[10:34:29 PM] Thomas Lee: I'm legit surprised no one seems to be talking about DK3: The Master Race. Wasn't the first issue released last month?
[10:34:33 PM] Ness VII: After he frees the Hebrews from Pharaoh, he turns into an old black man and then breaks into a 90-minute harmonica solo.
[10:34:53 PM] Ness VII: Donkey Kong 3: The Master Race.
[10:35:01 PM] Ness VII: Someone's getting gritty.
[10:35:06 PM] Thomas Lee: "Exodus 2: Eclectic Boogaloo"
[10:35:14 PM] Orin J.: while the the bacteria people dance and hambone in the bakcground
[10:35:55 PM] Thomas Lee: ...I was about to make a racism comment until I remembered this joke originally spun out of a talk about Osmosis Jones.
[10:36:19 PM] Ness VII: Ass Moses Jones freed the bacteria Hebrews from Pharaoh Bill Murray.
[10:36:27 PM] Thomas Lee: WIth a fart.
[10:36:47 PM] Orin J.: it was a whistler, so it was worked into the finale cut of the song.
[10:36:55 PM] Thomas Lee: I take it back, this now sounds like a John Krickfalusi joint.
[10:37:17 PM] Ness VII: Joints are the only way to explain John K's work.
[10:37:19 PM] Orin J.: while not lying, i'd like to think my fart jokes have more class than that.
[10:37:46 PM] Thomas Lee: And slightly more sulphur content.
[10:38:18 PM] Thomas Lee: ...gee, I WONDER why JP hasn't said anything yet...
[10:38:41 PM] Ness VII: He sent the 10 plagues including Pepto Bismol, Mucinex, Listerine, and Cortizone.
[10:38:56 PM] Ness VII: He then stopped halfway because he realized he was killing his own people.
[10:39:28 PM] Thomas Lee: His divine prophesy was spoken of in the label of a tube of Preparation H.
[10:39:50 PM] Thomas Lee: They went to the mountains to find it.
[10:40:20 PM] Ness VII: Thou shalt apply liberally to the affected area, whilst staying way from the anal canal.
[10:40:46 PM] Thomas Lee: But the wrods went unheeded. Many were lost in the black hole.
[10:40:51 PM] Ness VII: Know thee William Shatner died that way.
[10:41:06 PM] Thomas Lee: Er, brown hole.
[10:41:39 PM] Thomas Lee: Yea verily, when the log rolls over, we will die, we will die.
[10:41:52 PM] Ness VII: Man, that's an OLD joke.
[10:42:09 PM] Thomas Lee: I prefer the term "vintage."
[10:42:09 PM] Ness VII: I haven't heard that one since junior high.
[10:42:15 PM] Orin J.: it's a stinker all right.
[10:42:22 PM] Thomas Lee: Quite literally.
[10:43:44 PM] Thomas Lee: We're making Biblical humor, you think I wouldn't pull out a shit joke nearly as old?
[10:44:53 PM] Ness VII: We're making Biblical humor based on Osmosis Jones.
[10:44:57 PM] Ness VII: How did this happen
[10:45:00 PM] Thomas Lee: ...part of me wants to save this conversation for prosperity.
[10:45:08 PM] Ness VII: Posterity.
[10:45:14 PM] Ness VII: Posterior.
[10:45:15 PM] Orin J.: this conversation will never prosper.
[10:45:19 PM] Thomas Lee: Posteriority.
[10:45:51 PM] Thomas Lee: Dark Knight 3: The Asster Race
[10:45:52 PM] Orin J.: i know not what gods you people believe in, but i know you are sinning in their eye.
[10:46:10 PM] Ness VII: Hopefully not the brown eye.
[10:46:25 PM] Thomas Lee: Worship the brown star.
[10:46:32 PM] Orin J.: no, that's a dune joke.
[10:46:50 PM] Thomas Lee: Or it shall rain its vengeance upon thee.
[10:46:54 PM] Orin J.: i don't get enouh sleep to do dune jokes.
[10:47:11 PM] Jim Palo: I'm gonna go with being busy posting something as my excuse for not saying anything this time. Either way, I should be getting to bed. Later.
[10:47:22 PM] Ness VII: Later, Jim
[10:47:25 PM] Thomas Lee: And you do NOT want the brown star raining on you.
[10:47:29 PM] Thomas Lee: Night man
[10:47:35 PM] Orin J.: night palo, good job dodging the whole conversation!
[10:47:53 PM] Thomas Lee: Wipe your shoes well.
[10:48:03 PM] Orin J.: i'm barefoot.
[10:48:06 PM] Orin J.: ....shit.
[10:48:09 PM] Orin J.: SHUT IT
[10:48:11 PM] Thomas Lee: Literally.
[10:48:21 PM] Thomas Lee: TOO LATE MOTHAFUCKA
[10:48:38 PM] Thomas Lee: MUAAHAHAAAAA
[10:49:12 PM] Orin J.: yesss, embrace your drive to do things to spite others.....let it feed you, make you strong....
[10:49:15 PM] Ness VII: Dragge notte yon papier beneathe thy solef uponne thy leeving the lavatorie.
[10:49:47 PM] Thomas Lee: Wipeth front to back, nevah the other way round.
[10:50:07 PM] Thomas Lee: Lest yon dingleberries flourish.
[10:50:46 PM] Thomas Lee: Embrace the dark side. Embrace the power of the brown star.
[10:50:47 PM] Ness VII: And verily, the Great One decreed:
"Balls to butt, good to strut.
Butt to balls, get shitty draws."
[10:51:20 PM] Orin J.: or just wax your asshole.
[10:51:52 PM] Thomas Lee: Manscaping. It's not just for Krillin anymore.
[10:51:59 PM] Ness VII: Bill Murray > Moses > Shit Jokes
[10:52:15 PM] Ness VII: The Ness-Orin-Heckfire Triumvirate, ladies and gentlemen!
[10:52:39 PM] Thomas Lee: Fear our power, Brown Lantern's might.
[10:52:55 PM] Ness VII: I don't want none of that light.
[10:52:57 PM] Orin J.: it's this or monstergirl converations, and nobody is willing to be the guy that starts it lately.
[10:53:27 PM] Orin J.: that light it the power cosmic!
[10:53:29 PM] Ness VII: I had to do a translating job, hopefully I can pull away long enough to do it
[10:53:30 PM] Thomas Lee: Didn't 4chan create a whole bunch of new Lantern Corps a few years ago?
[10:53:41 PM] Orin J.: terrax's power cosmic, to be exact.
[10:53:58 PM] Orin J.: i thought it was DC, but i can see thenm poaching off 4chan.
[10:54:19 PM] Thomas Lee: Like the Grey Lanterns, wielding the Light of Apathy?
[10:54:30 PM] Thomas Lee: Or were those the Beige Lanterns?
[10:54:47 PM] Orin J.: i have no strong opinions on this joke!
[10:55:04 PM] Thomas Lee: Never trusted the damn Neutrals.
[10:55:28 PM] Thomas Lee: ...so, the Brown Lantern Corps....what would their "emotion" be?
[10:56:16 PM] Orin J.: shitposting.
[10:56:23 PM] Orin J.: they are "that feel"
[10:56:28 PM] Thomas Lee: ...oh, I LIKE that.
[10:56:54 PM] Orin J.: their first wave of recruits? all of /B/
[10:57:02 PM] Thomas Lee: And their power batteries are tiny toilets with handles.
[10:57:18 PM] Thomas Lee: With the seats perpetually up.
[10:58:13 PM] Orin J.: ness, tell boag we need him. if he agrees i'll add him back in.
[10:58:28 PM] Thomas Lee: Yeah, we need a Brown Lantern Oath.
[10:59:02 PM] Ness VII: dunno if he's on, he hasn't shitposted all day.
[10:59:08 PM] Ness VII: His battery must be low.
[10:59:16 PM] Thomas Lee: He is our Killowog.
[10:59:26 PM] Ness VII: Kilo-Log.
[10:59:29 PM] Thomas Lee: ...make that Guy Gardener.
[10:59:59 PM] Ness VII: If he trolls over, we will die, we will die.
[11:00:07 PM] Thomas Lee: Nice callback.


[11:19:11 PM] Ness VII: Though our toilet's clogged, and paper gone,
We fight for the right to use the john
The bowl is stained, the rim is pelted,
But whoever smelt it, dealt it.
[11:19:25 PM] Thomas Lee: I likeit.
[11:19:35 PM] Thomas Lee: I only got the first three lines of mine
[11:19:50 PM] Thomas Lee: "In posted thread or toilet bowl,
We share the wit of dankest troll,
Let those who don't replace the roll,"
[11:19:50 PM] Ness VII: T'weren't easy.
[11:20:00 PM] Thomas Lee: ...something.
[11:20:34 PM] Orin J.: take it in the tighetest hole?
[11:20:39 PM] Thomas Lee: ...
[11:20:45 PM] Thomas Lee: ...I could kiss you, Orin.
[11:20:54 PM] Orin J.: not with that mouth you couldn't!
[11:20:56 PM] Thomas Lee: ALL THE HOMO
[11:21:36 PM] Thomas Lee: I legit don't know which one I wanna use, mine and Orin's or Ness'?


[12:03:21 AM] Ness VII: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
[12:03:41 AM] Thomas Lee: Babe: the first Brown Lantern?
[12:04:14 AM] Thomas Lee: The reds have Dex-Star, the greens Ch'p, the blues Hope Corgi...
[12:04:49 AM] Thomas Lee: The Brown Lanterns have Sq'weee, the cosmic hog.
[12:05:33 AM] Ness VII: Baa Ram Ewe! Baa Ram Ewe!
To your rolls, your bowls and your holes, be true!
Shit be true, Baa Ram Ewe!
[12:05:50 AM] Thomas Lee: What, a third oath now?
[12:05:57 AM] Ness VII: That's what I thought
[12:06:26 AM] Ness VII: Better than anything we came up with.
[12:06:36 AM] Thomas Lee: I dunno, I still like mine.
[12:07:15 AM] Ness VII: Maybe they're so apathetic they can't settle on a single oath.
[12:08:13 AM] Ness VII: To date, the Brown Lanterns now have 540 oaths, all of them stored in the great Galactic Suppository.
[12:08:17 AM] Ness VII: Er, Depository.
[12:09:07 AM] Thomas Lee: My favorite Lantern Corps headcanon is that male Star Sapphires wear their power rings on their cocks, that's why they were banned.
[12:09:33 AM] Ness VII: (Sinestro did not call 911 from his car)
[12:09:52 AM] Thomas Lee: The grassy knoll was a ring construct.
[12:10:31 AM] Thomas Lee: There IS a lizard Illuminati, but they were assigned by the pre-New 52 Guardians, so it's alright.
[12:10:41 AM] Ness VII: Kilo-Log acted alone... because no one would go to the bathroom with him.
[12:11:02 AM] Thomas Lee: Too afraid of learning what a "poozer" actually IS.