how would a dessy react to suddenly being pounced and smooched?

What was I doin beforehand? Was I awake? Irl, or purple fuzzy Dessy? By a stranger, or someone I'd smooched with before?

I guess it depends on my mood and who the pouncer/smoocher is, mostly! I happen to quite like smooches—especially from certain people: not-so-much from people I fear are bein a bit too forward (though that can be okay too if I'm in the right mold)—and am not entirely averse to being pounced~ l3

either, purple fuzzbutt tailbow dessy, by a snugglebutt goggly tiger.

That's an incredibly specific scenario. X3 Hmm~ I'm starting to suspect you may have an ulterior motive for asking me such questions.

you're kyoot, floofy, and smol. i wanna snuggle you until your head falls off your face.

Ow dear. I hope that doesn't happen any time soon. It doesn't even sound possible! D:'

But yiss! I am but one smol drgn... u.=.u

i love smol things :3 *snuggles you from head to tail*

*snugs back* ^=^

so smol and kyoot :D

Why are you so cute?

Why? Well... Why are any of us the way we are? u3u I like being thought of as cute, I'll admit...but things I say and do aren't an act or a show I put on. If you think I'm cute, then I can't help it. x.///.x

If you mean why I buy cute art, it's becoz I'm a total sucker for cuteness myself! ^//^';;

Dessy, can I pet you? :3

Oh good this one is easy:

N— I mean YES of COURSE~ ^.=.^

lol ok x3 -pets ur head-

*purrs happily*

x3 too cute -petting-

Is a transaction of goods completed once the goods have been laid out for the customer to take, or does the customer actually need to take the goods into their possession?

If the goods have been delivered into the customer's care, the transaction is complete. If there is an intermediary party such as a shipping service, it is in the dealer's best interest to provide the customer with tracking information, so that their part in the transaction ends as soon as the goods are out of their hands.

That is my understanding of things anyway.

Assume that the goods are a cupcake, placed in front of the customer on the counter owned by the bakery.

If the cupcake is placed on the counter, then if the baker or a third party were to knock the cupcake to the floor prior to the customer being able to claim the cupcake, then the baker should furnish the buyer with a new cupcake. However, if the customer has claimed the cupcake, or has had ample opportunity to do so, the cupcake is no longer the baker's responsibility, and anything that happens to the cupcake is at the discretion of the customer, who now has sole responsibility for the fate of the cupcake.

That ample opportunity thing seems vague. I can't make a business sequence model of a cupcake being sold and hinge the completion of the entire transaction on the customer maybe but not necessarily bringing the cupcake into their possession in some unspecified amount of time.

Then base it on customer acknowledgement of receipt.

I can't just assume that the customer has that degree of agency, this is a business process model after all.

You need to officiate the exchange of confection and currency with a signature on a document.

The committee has set up a thirty-two page document covering the sweet pastry receival. Somehow customers are refusing to sign it for dubious reasons, and now they're thinking of suing you for compensation of lost business.

Why does the document have 32 pages? :V It just needs to acknowledge what goods exchanged hands and for how much, and exist as proof of the transaction's completion. You could make it an electronic document and get their signature electronically. People never read electronic documents!

Those 32 pages are the abridged version of course, each clause has a link and a QR code where the customer can go to read the full version.

At your consultancy, all of the printed documents have been shredded and the bakeries have all been equipped with a light-pen-based system and interconnected with the business headquarters via token ring. It solved the problem of people reading what they're signing, but the problem is that the system neither works with the LCD screens of the bakeries' POS systems, nor does it make a connection via internet to the servers to confirm the transaction.

This has led to murders of cupcakes being left sitting on the bakery counters, to the point where the staff could no longer interact with customers to serve them, nor could the customers reach them. Some forty members of staff were trapped by bakery product avalanche and had to resort to feeding themselves with their own products. So far we have a confirmed 3 comatose, 14 diabetic, 23 sugar rush, 40 tummy ache and 18 tooth decay cases. All staff members are still in critical condition.

The company has lost 1.66 gajillion monies in printing contracts, destroying contracts, obsolete hardware and not selling any cupcakes. Members of the committee have defenestrated where appropriate. The bakeries have been closed down and sold to Starbucks. All staff has been transitioned as well and is currently undergoing mental retraining to be better fit for slavery. The company is being liquidated after this comment is sent.

Your consultancy is no longer needed. Due to financial trouble, we are invoking §338.40.33.1 in contract book #35. You will receive your delivery of 483 murders of cupcakes shortly.

I will eat all of these cupcakes and be happy. Having been raised on a constant supply of little besides pure confectionary strata and ice cream, I have a much higher constitution for consuming sugar than any of those employees likely had.

I'm glad my service proved useful. It sounds like you really got where you were going with those bakeries. :3

I love that you used the word defenstrated. It may have been my favourite part of your report.

The various cases you mentioned...are they overlapping? You only mentioned an odd forty who got trapped. I hope there weren't more employees than that gorging on the company's own product?

I don't think you realize how big a murder of cupcakes is, not to mention that you have 483 of them.

Defenestration is a very important concept. My spell checker doesn't even undersquiggle it.

There are no limitations to the overlap of those cases. As far as you know, it might be a single employee that has all of those ailments at once. I'd hope there weren't more employees eating the product, since they do know what is put into them, opposed to the customers.

On a long enough time frame, there is no upper limit to the number of cupcakes I can consume.

The Defenestration(s) of Prague is an important historical event. I imagine your spell checker has equipped you to discuss it should you see fit to do so. Defenestrate is a valuable verb to have in your repertoire in general, though. :3 If I were to invent a language, I'd be sure to include an equivalent term.

Oh. Well I hope everyone's tummy is ok now.

Cupcakes have a draconian expiration date though. They will turn into inedible rocks within 48 hours.

There was also defenestration going on in the Great Depression, so it really is very important regarding business. It has never appeared in any of the languages I made up though.

I don't know, the company has been liquidated and all employee information has been destroyed. Also they work for Starbucks now so they're probably not ok.

I also have been known to eat inedible rocks, though!

Java probably has a library for Defenestration. It's a language with a huge supporting community after all. And it is often used alongside Windows, so Defenestration could come up!

Yeah Coffee is gross. I greatly prefer cupcakes.

They are inedible, therefore they can't be eaten.

Well you can make your own at least with a `public static void defenestrate(final javax.swing.JFrame frame) { frame.dispatchEvent(new java.awt.event.WindowEvent(frame, java.awt.event.WindowEvent.WINDOW_CLOSING)); }`. Although that interface with having to pass the frame both as this and as a parameter to the event makes me wonder what happens if you send that closing event to some other JFrame and how confused it's gonna be.

But you can't eat cupcakes proper without having a hot beverage with them.

You underestimate my power.

Sounds appropriate! I prefer not to make my own things if I don't have to, though.

I am currently enjoying a nice Chai.

If you eat something inedible, then clearly it wasn't inedible. But these cupcakes definitely turn inedible after 48 hours, the business process says so.

I don't think there's an easier way to defenestrate a window while also calling all close event listeners. You could dispose() it instead, but that will not dispatch any events.

I am drinking a pot of coffee.

Nothing composed of matter is truly inedible.

Maybe Google has a library for Defenestration.

Why would you drink a pot? I don't think that is even possible.

Correct. They decompose after 48 hours.

No, Google has no such libraries. That's because you don't really have windows in the internet.

A pot is a rough unit of measurement, like a cup. When at a restaurant around here, you can usually get a cup of coffee or a pot of coffee. I have a cup that can fit a pot of coffee though.

Oh. Well then I guess I don't have to worry about all those cupcakes...

Yeah Operating Systems are pretty much just run locally.

Where I come from, a Cup is an exact measurement, and a Pot is a cooking utensil.

They decompose into ghosts and clog up the shadow plane around your house.

Servers are run on headless machines running virtual machines and you connect to them exclusively via network.

Well, that's just English having such a limited vocabulary. In German, your cup of coffee is a Tasse and the pot of coffee is a Pott, while the measurement is still a Cup and the cooking utensil is a Topf.

I eat ghosts though.

Virtual Machines are nice.

I already knew about the Tasse, but the rest is news to me.

Ghosts have no calories. I don't think it counts as eating because of that.

Virtual machines are very useful. It reduced my starting into Windows and waiting for updates to a minimum.

I thought you had German classes for a long time, but now you tell me you don't know how to order some coffee or how to bake a cupcake.

Plenty of things people can eat have no calories.

Huh. By not using Windows?

Only six years. Maybe cupcakes were at a higher level than 300 level college courses.

They have no effective calories for humans, but they still have calories if you actually burn them.

By using a virtual machine running Windows.

Wow what else would you need a course for. Clearly those six years didn't teach you skills useful in real life.

I burn ghosts.

I never do that. O:

I never speak German in real life, so that's fine.

You can't. Ghosts don't have calories.

I do though. And the virtual machine running Windows under Linux starts faster than Windows on the physical machine.

Well you can't visit Germany with that attitude. Around here we speak German even in real life.

I can and I do! >:C How many people do I have to soul vore to prove it?

This doesn't surprise me.

That's interesting, since as far as I've seen you mostly speak English online.

See, it even has a separate category. Because it doesn't count as eating.

Well, online is neither real life, nor is it in Germany. So English is usually spoken here.

The internet is part of America.

It is also part of you. Everyone has a little bit of the internet inside of them.

Doctors call it “wireless-LAN- and/or cell-phone-induced malignant brain tumor”. The beauty of nature.

why does dessy have one hoof and a pink tie //.o? -nibbles over hoof- ^,,^ nim nim nim

I... I don't actually remember why! It has always been there since the very first version of Dessy! I guess I just like ribbons? I also wanted something cute and girly about my character without really incorporating it into the design. I guess Dessy was intended as a femboi for all intents and purposes, though! ^^';;

...Is it bad this is the first I've actually noticed Dessy has different feet?

Some people realize sooner than others, but it takes a lot of people a while! ^^';;

Probably we're just too distracted by the other...going's on in the pictures ;3

Pshhhh Everyone knows Dessy's weird feet are always the main attraction!

I totally didn't notice this before either XD (Sorry dessy)

I must've been too busy looking at the adorable face he has =p

Teehee~<3 Gosh... X3 And here I thought it stood out more, since it's what I seem to get the most comments about!

What is your favorite ice cream flavor? :O

Oooo this is where things get serious. Way to cut straight to the heart of things and ask the questions that really MATTER. uwu

Hmm... My favourite ice cream flavour is Cherry Garcia, by Ben & Jerry's.

Hmm... I don't think I have tried that flavor yet! :O I'll have to try since you highly recommend it! :D

:3!! Yesh! I love Ice Cream~<3

What have you been listening to lately :3 ?

I don't think I played any music today. The only thing I played to listen to was the intro to Samurai Jack, but more for the opening monologue than the song.

Would you mind exchanging skypes with someone you've just met?

I do it more than I probably should, to be perfectly honest... ^^';;

Australia, Germany, Thailand! :D

Yesss~ ^o^

How goes the Roguelikes?

I love Rogue-likes! ^=^ I haven't played them much very recently though. The last one I played was Pixel Dungeon on my phone. :3

has dessy seen fooly cooly? has dessy played any of the souls games? (demon souls, darks souls, dark souls 2, bloodborne)

FLCL is one of my very favourite shows of all time, and noh I've never played any of those but if I did I would start with Demon Souls.

love FLCL. would dessy get dark souls 3 this coming april? (hopefully dessy has ps4) fluff loves helping her friends overcome challenging tasks

Noh I am not interested in getting that. It is unlikely that I will play any of that series... Sorry.

I am glad you love FLCL, though. :3! <33

Out of all the critters Dessy's gobbled up, which was tastiest?

Ooo hmm... Maybe Dragonite? :9 I love dragons...

dessys job? (besides being adorable ;3) favorite hobbys? also console/pc? -sways side to side offering marshmellow- ^,,^
sorry fluff asks a lot x.x just don't know much

I make software! :3? I write in Java!

My favourite hobbies are playing games, watching anime, and browsing art!

I prefer PC to console for most things.

*nibbles marshmallow* I luv marshmallows~<3 n.//.n

A coding fluff! Game and anime too... I totally wanna chat with ya now :D

DO IT! >:3 I demand it!!

Do you by chance have an F-list? I'm mainly a bit curious about your vore preferences. =o

I can go into extensive detail about my vore preferences, but I do noooot have an F-list! o:

Cool! Well since you demanded it, lets just chat about that then, x3 Got a Telegram account? or skype?

I have both! Telegram works better! It's the same as my Twitter!

are notes going by the waist side //.o? fluffs trying to give gift and dessy keeps on not opening paperrrrrrr... if fluff doesn't get response fluff will just post it to account X3

if electricity is made by electrons is morality made by morons? also dessy's history with being a femboi like it love it hate it?

Hmm~? I'm not certain I understand the last question? Dessy still is and probably always will be fairly girly. ^.//.^';;