"I wearily look on, as I approach the epicentre of my madness, overthrown into the perilous pit of dismay and damnation, stuck in the turmoil of cancerous thoughts that resided within my mind, but alas, there's light funneling through at the end of the tunnel, to my surprise, yes, I was speechless, encumbered by joyous glimpses of hope that now transpired...."

I seriously don't know where I was going with that.....

Anywho....

WELCOME TO THE MOST CRAZY SORT OF SHENANIGAN THING THAT I'VE PROBABLY EVER THOUGHT OFF......

(Why is he yelling?....)

I'm here today to tell you that I'm opening up for a bunch of free badge sort of commission, and by a bunch.... I MEAN LIKE 10 FREAKIN FREE COMMISSIONS!!! *Manic Laugh*

But, wait here's the best crazy part, literally like how crazy could you possibly, please get help you need to be in a mental institution sort of part to this....

I will be DONATING MONEY TO CHARITY!!!...... on your behalf, of course....

And, not just something like a mere few cents either, for each person, I will be donating $5, Five Dollars, V Gold Coins, BUNCHES OF MONEHZ!!! :O

WHY WOULD YA DO THIS, THIS MUST BE A SCAM SURELY??????

Actually no, I'm just wanting to be a generous bugger is all ;)

Cause I was thinking right "I wantz to give back to the fuzzbutt communiteh, I want to get bettah at drawin, but I also want to donate monehz, wait, hang on, WHY NOT ALL 3?!?!?!?"

But there's another point to this, an Idea of sorts... (WATCH OUT, Ramblings Ahead, I will border it as well)

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I want to ask people (If they could), to seriously consider giving if they don't already do,
To look at some of the great things they could be doing for the wider world around us, that we live in.
We have the opportunity to help others in need,
Those of us that are privileged to,
And to influence real change to some great projects and frontiers for the people and animals this earth and the environment as well,

I want to see people utilising money, not ONLY as a self-glorified commodity granter BUT something that can be used for real change,

And something for artists as well,
I know that you've put in thousands of hours of your life into your craft,
Something that is now a part of you, that every image and art piece you make reflects who you are,
And who you've become, and that everything you earned from doing commisions is rightfully yours,
That you bring to life people ideas and fantasies, and make them a reality.
But..
I want you just to consider (I'm not forcing you, just consider is all), maybe if your in a position that is well enough off (not doing art to support youself),
That You could give the tiniest (I mean like the tiniest, insy winsy bit) of portions of that to a good cause like a dollar for every hundred or so.
I mean voluntarily of course, just a thought is all, that is if you don't already do, or could possibly do more.

^ This of course is not really to make anyone feel bad,I don't want to TELL you how to live your life or how you spend your money but just to kind of raise awareness to some possibilities, cheer up you guys, I LOVE YA FUZZBUTTS, ALL OF YOU, EVEN THE WIERD AND STRANGE, ONES, HECK I'M HELLAH WIERD AND STRANGE...

Oh BTW here's what I want ya to say as well in the Comments part (just to let me know you've read this, and to enter in the draw for a "BEAT THE AVERAGE HUMBLE BUNDLE"):
"Oh Glorious Foxbutt, tell me your secrets"

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Anyway, those are my ramblings (the socialistic, anti-institutional runt I am)....

So Three things:

*Comment under Free Commissions with a ref of yours
*In the Free Commissions, specify a charity you want me to donate on your behalf.
*Only the First 10 will be picked

Also some rules and things:

On Charities

*Only charities that accept $5 and under will be chosen
*No charity/organisation that is involved in questionable political or ethical activities will be chosen
*Religiously founded charities won't be left out IF their purposes are for the benefit of humankind and the environment and don't actively discriminate (following secularistic moral standards)
*I will be noting people with receipts/evidences as proof of giving.

On Commission

*I'm not the best of artists so don't bag out or straight out criticise it.
*Will be hand-drawn, traditional head/bust.
*Characters that may have somewhat offensive markings/shapes/other things on their head may be altered or rejected.

Oh and don't feel left out, if ya read my ramblings there's a potential prize for the people who comment in the comment section (I'll be giving out numbers for a draw, but only if you mention the secret words ) ;).

BTW HAPPY VALENTINES DAY,
LOVE YA ALL!!! <3

Note: Will be fixing a few things up here and there, also all up, giving will be $50 in total as well as extra prize.

Final Note: This is quite big for me, and I'm quite a busy boy, and this is kinda something that may take me a while, so anyway, just saying things could go to shit, I may not follow through on everything if I'm not able to, but I will try to anyway, just a warning sort of thing is all.