TLDR; You asked for it, stop whining?

So like.. more often than I'd like i see people whining or complaining about "oh whaaa whaaa my 'friend' just used me for artz".

I've always found these complaints incredibly annoying to be honest.

I want you to look at the majority of these 'oh so terrible people' and tell me how you would think you'd have a genuine friendship when you see any/all/most of these warning signs:

1) Usually has an overly slutty character (because how else are you going to make good use of free shit, duh; also yes I'm a hypocrite with a slut-dog shhh)
2) Always is posting comments and shouts telling every single good artist or commish-whore they meet how they're the best person in the world pretty much.
3) Always make sure to appear on every live stream they can find of a popular or high quality artist and force themselves to be the main conversation point even if they just say dumb shit.
4) 95% of their 'friend circle' tends to be a carefully chosen net of 'popular artists' and tend to casually use this as a way to get to even more of them.
5) There is almost never a single hint of a conversation that's actually meaningful yet they're always there.
6) They always say things like "Oh yeah I've always done this -unnecessary sexual comment-" or "Oh my that's such a sexy character mine would go great with it" etc.
7) Have a mile long list of 'favourite artists', 'awaiting art from' or 'would love something from'

It's just so f'ing annoying because it's obvious as all hell what these people are after and yet they -always- get away with it because every one of 'you' is like "Oh woo this person's so neat they're always sucking my e-dick I must keep them around!"

I generally don't mind it much but when a certain one or two of these individuals start popping out everywhere I go it does start irking me since I always have this innate need to call them out and tell them to shut up and go suck dick somewhere else o: