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A Poem About Butts
9 years ago
The Butt Store
Do you need a new butt?
Will yours just not do?
Well honey
I've got the store for you!
A gallery for butts
Come one, come all!
There's all kinds of butts
Both big and small
We've got butts that are big
Butts that are round
We've got butts that make
A tiny "toot" sound
Butts that are flat
And butts super small
Butts on short people
Butts for people who are tall
We've got butts that are firm
Hard in your grasp
Butts that are flabby
But nice ones at that
Butts so big
They cover the seat
And butts that are tiny
Cute and petite
We've got baby butts
With the softest of skin
Old ones that show
How old, where they've been
Butts that are fake
so plump and new
Butts that are real
Which are far in few
But what's this?
A butt we don't know?
Yes it's your butt!
And just look at it glow!
It's so very unique
It's one-of-a-kind!
Yes that trunk back there
Is quite some behind!
You don't need a new butt
Why yours is so you!
Who would wear it
If it wasn't on you?
Show off that butt girl!
Because it's got class
You'll have everyone saying
"What an amazing * * *"
A poem I made a while ago while waiting to get my oil changed lmao. Its my most popular poem on Hello Poetry tho
Also I felt this is needed for International Women's Day. Ladies need to love their butts no matter how they look ;O
Do you need a new butt?
Will yours just not do?
Well honey
I've got the store for you!
A gallery for butts
Come one, come all!
There's all kinds of butts
Both big and small
We've got butts that are big
Butts that are round
We've got butts that make
A tiny "toot" sound
Butts that are flat
And butts super small
Butts on short people
Butts for people who are tall
We've got butts that are firm
Hard in your grasp
Butts that are flabby
But nice ones at that
Butts so big
They cover the seat
And butts that are tiny
Cute and petite
We've got baby butts
With the softest of skin
Old ones that show
How old, where they've been
Butts that are fake
so plump and new
Butts that are real
Which are far in few
But what's this?
A butt we don't know?
Yes it's your butt!
And just look at it glow!
It's so very unique
It's one-of-a-kind!
Yes that trunk back there
Is quite some behind!
You don't need a new butt
Why yours is so you!
Who would wear it
If it wasn't on you?
Show off that butt girl!
Because it's got class
You'll have everyone saying
"What an amazing * * *"
A poem I made a while ago while waiting to get my oil changed lmao. Its my most popular poem on Hello Poetry tho
Also I felt this is needed for International Women's Day. Ladies need to love their butts no matter how they look ;O
well done