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9 years ago
I have a lot of these as I go through the day.
1. If Caillou were Bane
The intro would go like this:
Mom: "You're getting to be a big boy!"
Caillou: "...for you.~"
2. Why is chivalry bad again?
Invented by the French queen Eleanor_of_Aquitaine in the 1100s to tame her husband, the king, who would force himself upon her constantly out of insatiable lust and reckless abandon of dignity. Other noblewomen took the concept and turned it into a social norm that GOOD men were to practice restraint to preserve the dignity and integrity of women.
Now, some see it as is a way for men to further dominate women and unworthy of existing. What?
3. FORKS
by 2033, the fork will have been in style as the iconic western eating utensil for 500 years. I'll be 37 by then, and you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna go around celebrating it like a dumbass. "YEAHH, 500 YEARS OF FORKS!!"
I fucking hope forks don't become obsolete by then...
4. Geometry and Physiology
The Gyrobicupola sounds like a bone, or a joint, or something like that... It's a 3-dimensional shape.
This one doesn't sound like a body part, but it's got a long name, and I like that shit.
The Great Cubicuboctohedron. It's an insanely complex 3-dimensional shape. Look it up.
There's also the Great hexacronic icositetrahedron. Pointy!
Also, a Frustum, another shape, is basically a cone or pyramid with the tip truncated parallel to the base.
I'd hate to calculate for volume on these fucking things, but if I could make them in a game, like Space Engineers, I would...
5. Assholes
Just for the record... The ANUS is the asshole, and the SPHINCTER is the muscle that opens and closes said asshole. Likewise, the duodena (singular: duodenum) in your digestive tract are controlled by duodenal sphincters. Those are the flood gates that keep food from passing down your gut too quickly. Sphincters are also found in the heart, blood vessels, and the urethra. Wouldn't be surprised if the throat had one and the same with the vagina/uterus/cervix.
We've got tons of sphincters, man...
So when you say sphincter and you're not talking like a stick-up-the-ass doctor or med student, you're probably using it wrong.
6. Fucking with pronunciation
The word "light" has a silent gh in it. Doesn't matter what you do, you still pronounce it "light".
So lighght is also pronunced "light."
Psychologically, you'll believe it's pronounced differently, but it's still "light."
Hope I was able to shed some lighghghghghght on that conundrum.
Same goes with the word "queue" by the way. I remember I used to play Disney's Virtual Magic Kingdom. Anyone else remember that? god, I loved the go-kart game and the fireworks game... and the DJ game... And building rooms with waterslides that would go though 69 different rooms... That was the best. Well that game was the first time I ran into the word "queue". I was about 10, so I couldn't pronounce it. I'd say "KWEEWEE". Then, a few years later, I learned that I could just fucking google how to pronounce it. My mind was blown. So blown that I bragged about it to everyone I knew. I'd write the word out on a piece of paper, ask fellow students and even teachers to read it out loud... And aside from a couple teachers, no student got it right. Not even the honor roll students. I felt smart, cuz I could pronounce a word no one else could.
But in 4th grade, I entered a spelling bee and misspelled illiteracy in round 1. OF ALL THE FUCKING WORDS...
Anyways, Queue works the same, because the ue at the end is silent. Some Tumblrinos say it's Q followed by 4 silent letters... But you don't normally say the sound of the letter Q by saying "cue" so I don't agree. Queueueueueueue might as well be pronounced "cue" unless someone can explain otherwise.
Oh, and one more thing... If you want to say the entire alphabet in one word "Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz", It's pronounced Ab-Ka-Def-Gi-Jikul-Ma-Nop-Kur-Stuv-Wix-Is. Vsauce taught me that one. It's very hard to say, but not as hard as that long-ass name in this ghetto-dub of The Sims 3 known as "Keisha Fabo." The name's as follows: AshawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabunishatishabufontrellaniquanÂdrea
That's Ashawana Bufonton Quiba Lafon Dela Raquandra Laquisha Bunisha Tisha Bufon Trellani Quandrea
So yeah, that's all the random shit I've been thinking about for the last couple of days. I was supposed to not be stupid and distracted, but I forgot to take my pills again.
1. If Caillou were Bane
The intro would go like this:
Mom: "You're getting to be a big boy!"
Caillou: "...for you.~"
2. Why is chivalry bad again?
Invented by the French queen Eleanor_of_Aquitaine in the 1100s to tame her husband, the king, who would force himself upon her constantly out of insatiable lust and reckless abandon of dignity. Other noblewomen took the concept and turned it into a social norm that GOOD men were to practice restraint to preserve the dignity and integrity of women.
Now, some see it as is a way for men to further dominate women and unworthy of existing. What?
3. FORKS
by 2033, the fork will have been in style as the iconic western eating utensil for 500 years. I'll be 37 by then, and you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna go around celebrating it like a dumbass. "YEAHH, 500 YEARS OF FORKS!!"
I fucking hope forks don't become obsolete by then...
4. Geometry and Physiology
The Gyrobicupola sounds like a bone, or a joint, or something like that... It's a 3-dimensional shape.
This one doesn't sound like a body part, but it's got a long name, and I like that shit.
The Great Cubicuboctohedron. It's an insanely complex 3-dimensional shape. Look it up.
There's also the Great hexacronic icositetrahedron. Pointy!
Also, a Frustum, another shape, is basically a cone or pyramid with the tip truncated parallel to the base.
I'd hate to calculate for volume on these fucking things, but if I could make them in a game, like Space Engineers, I would...
5. Assholes
Just for the record... The ANUS is the asshole, and the SPHINCTER is the muscle that opens and closes said asshole. Likewise, the duodena (singular: duodenum) in your digestive tract are controlled by duodenal sphincters. Those are the flood gates that keep food from passing down your gut too quickly. Sphincters are also found in the heart, blood vessels, and the urethra. Wouldn't be surprised if the throat had one and the same with the vagina/uterus/cervix.
We've got tons of sphincters, man...
So when you say sphincter and you're not talking like a stick-up-the-ass doctor or med student, you're probably using it wrong.
6. Fucking with pronunciation
The word "light" has a silent gh in it. Doesn't matter what you do, you still pronounce it "light".
So lighght is also pronunced "light."
Psychologically, you'll believe it's pronounced differently, but it's still "light."
Hope I was able to shed some lighghghghghght on that conundrum.
Same goes with the word "queue" by the way. I remember I used to play Disney's Virtual Magic Kingdom. Anyone else remember that? god, I loved the go-kart game and the fireworks game... and the DJ game... And building rooms with waterslides that would go though 69 different rooms... That was the best. Well that game was the first time I ran into the word "queue". I was about 10, so I couldn't pronounce it. I'd say "KWEEWEE". Then, a few years later, I learned that I could just fucking google how to pronounce it. My mind was blown. So blown that I bragged about it to everyone I knew. I'd write the word out on a piece of paper, ask fellow students and even teachers to read it out loud... And aside from a couple teachers, no student got it right. Not even the honor roll students. I felt smart, cuz I could pronounce a word no one else could.
But in 4th grade, I entered a spelling bee and misspelled illiteracy in round 1. OF ALL THE FUCKING WORDS...
Anyways, Queue works the same, because the ue at the end is silent. Some Tumblrinos say it's Q followed by 4 silent letters... But you don't normally say the sound of the letter Q by saying "cue" so I don't agree. Queueueueueueue might as well be pronounced "cue" unless someone can explain otherwise.
Oh, and one more thing... If you want to say the entire alphabet in one word "Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz", It's pronounced Ab-Ka-Def-Gi-Jikul-Ma-Nop-Kur-Stuv-Wix-Is. Vsauce taught me that one. It's very hard to say, but not as hard as that long-ass name in this ghetto-dub of The Sims 3 known as "Keisha Fabo." The name's as follows: AshawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabunishatishabufontrellaniquanÂdrea
That's Ashawana Bufonton Quiba Lafon Dela Raquandra Laquisha Bunisha Tisha Bufon Trellani Quandrea
So yeah, that's all the random shit I've been thinking about for the last couple of days. I was supposed to not be stupid and distracted, but I forgot to take my pills again.
