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Bored. Pluss FWA meme.
9 years ago
"Do you know what those who underestimate tigers always say?" Welp. I think ive finally become bored with being single. *pokes belly* 0 prospects and a bit thicker then I was a few years ago. This shall be a fun challenge. >^w^<
ALSO FWA MEME GOOOOO!!!!!!
Where are you staying?
The Malevolent Table Spirit will be possessing a table at the main hotel
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday at some point.
How are you traveling?
Car
Who will you be rooming with?
probably 
and others.
How is the best way to find you?
Check tables for ominous beings. or @ sheerkhon or look for the dude with the glowing red and orange staff.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
*shrugs* maybe. I always play it by ear
What do you look like?
5'6" tiger tail freckles red/brown hair 200lbs holding/spinning a glow staff
Will you be suiting?
I dont have a suit. But i wont rule out being inside some one else's.
Do you do free art?
NOTHING IS FREE. Offer me sacrifices of bunny girls and tasty things and I will bless your tables with plentiful booze and stick figures.
Do you do trades?
*points up* sacrafice cute things to the tiger errr I mean MALEVIOLENT TABLE SPIRIT and I shall bless your tables and turn my ire upon thy enemies.
Do you do badges?
If you like stick figures on plain paper then yes I do badges
What is your gender?
*looks down* I have a penis that prefers the company of the ladies. *nods* lets go with that.
How tall are you?
5'6"
Can I talk to you?
of coarse! Though I am socially awkward tiger. So I apologize in advance for that.
Can I touch you?
I enjoy hugs, pets, and back rubs. Though I reserve the right to bite the shit out of you for no reason other then you reached the undisclosed max number of pets.
Can I visit your room?
The Malevolent Table Spirit accepts homage and sacrifices from all who see his audience. But all you really need to do is seek me out in your hearts and under your tables.
Can I buy you a drink?
Water please, though I will be droping my soda ban for this con cause woo vacation. Pepsi = love
Do you accept gifts?
All tribute and sacrifices are welcome and will be rewarded
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs from all definitely. Snuggles from the girlys only. See "Can I touch you" for the bite clause.
Are you nice?
I AM EVIL INCARNATE GIVE ME SACRIFICES AND TRIBUTE TO AVOID THE WRATH OF THE MALEVOLENT TABLE SPIRIT! PLEASE ME OR YOUR BOOZE WILL DRY UP AND YOUR SAUSAGES WILL GO UNCUT!
... *shifty eyes* im a big squishy tiger. Im as nice as can be.
Do you have an artist table?
I AM ALL TABLES. but no. I do not.
Will you be going to parties?
I always end up at one. *shrugs* maybe, maybe not.
Will you be performing?
Not really but ill be spinning my glowstaff in the dark.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell as angerly and as loud as you can "KKKKHHHOOONNNNNN!!" ooorrrr "i come bearing tribute for the Malevolent Table Spirit." @ sheerkhon may do it too. Ill have my watch set to give me instant twitter messages.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Wandering looking for shiny things. Hanging out with the awesome Mox and Final. Looking at the fishies. stuff like that
What/where will you be eating?
Everywhere! I hope to hit up Vortex again, maybe hooters cause ive never been to a hooters, aaannddd of coars the dinner. you cant go to FWA without stopping by the dinner at least once. oh and most lunches will be at the mall.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Ill answer that with a question. Have you paid tribute to the Malevolent Table Spirit?
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Yea but itll be a bunch of stick figures with tails fukin. Have you guessed Im not an artist yet? >^w^<
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
That would be a WONDERFUL tribute to the Malevolent Table Spirit
Can I take your picture?
No. I only accept being drawn like one of your french girls... of coarse you can take my picture. Especially if im out spinning the staff
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Primary goal is to have fun. Secondary goal is to find something cute to snuggle. Tertiary goal buy shiny things and porn. Quaternary goal to use tertiary and quaternary in a sentence fragment... woot! oh and add fun with boobs to any any and all of those goals.
ALSO FWA MEME GOOOOO!!!!!!
Where are you staying?
The Malevolent Table Spirit will be possessing a table at the main hotel
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday at some point.
How are you traveling?
Car
Who will you be rooming with?
probably 
and others.How is the best way to find you?
Check tables for ominous beings. or @ sheerkhon or look for the dude with the glowing red and orange staff.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
*shrugs* maybe. I always play it by ear
What do you look like?
5'6" tiger tail freckles red/brown hair 200lbs holding/spinning a glow staff
Will you be suiting?
I dont have a suit. But i wont rule out being inside some one else's.
Do you do free art?
NOTHING IS FREE. Offer me sacrifices of bunny girls and tasty things and I will bless your tables with plentiful booze and stick figures.
Do you do trades?
*points up* sacrafice cute things to the tiger errr I mean MALEVIOLENT TABLE SPIRIT and I shall bless your tables and turn my ire upon thy enemies.
Do you do badges?
If you like stick figures on plain paper then yes I do badges
What is your gender?
*looks down* I have a penis that prefers the company of the ladies. *nods* lets go with that.
How tall are you?
5'6"
Can I talk to you?
of coarse! Though I am socially awkward tiger. So I apologize in advance for that.
Can I touch you?
I enjoy hugs, pets, and back rubs. Though I reserve the right to bite the shit out of you for no reason other then you reached the undisclosed max number of pets.
Can I visit your room?
The Malevolent Table Spirit accepts homage and sacrifices from all who see his audience. But all you really need to do is seek me out in your hearts and under your tables.
Can I buy you a drink?
Water please, though I will be droping my soda ban for this con cause woo vacation. Pepsi = love
Do you accept gifts?
All tribute and sacrifices are welcome and will be rewarded
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs from all definitely. Snuggles from the girlys only. See "Can I touch you" for the bite clause.
Are you nice?
I AM EVIL INCARNATE GIVE ME SACRIFICES AND TRIBUTE TO AVOID THE WRATH OF THE MALEVOLENT TABLE SPIRIT! PLEASE ME OR YOUR BOOZE WILL DRY UP AND YOUR SAUSAGES WILL GO UNCUT!
... *shifty eyes* im a big squishy tiger. Im as nice as can be.
Do you have an artist table?
I AM ALL TABLES. but no. I do not.
Will you be going to parties?
I always end up at one. *shrugs* maybe, maybe not.
Will you be performing?
Not really but ill be spinning my glowstaff in the dark.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell as angerly and as loud as you can "KKKKHHHOOONNNNNN!!" ooorrrr "i come bearing tribute for the Malevolent Table Spirit." @ sheerkhon may do it too. Ill have my watch set to give me instant twitter messages.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Wandering looking for shiny things. Hanging out with the awesome Mox and Final. Looking at the fishies. stuff like that
What/where will you be eating?
Everywhere! I hope to hit up Vortex again, maybe hooters cause ive never been to a hooters, aaannddd of coars the dinner. you cant go to FWA without stopping by the dinner at least once. oh and most lunches will be at the mall.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Ill answer that with a question. Have you paid tribute to the Malevolent Table Spirit?
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Yea but itll be a bunch of stick figures with tails fukin. Have you guessed Im not an artist yet? >^w^<
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
That would be a WONDERFUL tribute to the Malevolent Table Spirit
Can I take your picture?
No. I only accept being drawn like one of your french girls... of coarse you can take my picture. Especially if im out spinning the staff
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Primary goal is to have fun. Secondary goal is to find something cute to snuggle. Tertiary goal buy shiny things and porn. Quaternary goal to use tertiary and quaternary in a sentence fragment... woot! oh and add fun with boobs to any any and all of those goals.
