ATTENTION: FURRY NERD FREAKS!!!!...

FIRST... I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS SHITTY PAGE.

SECOND... TORONTO BUBBLES WILL NOT BE AT FE 2016 THIS YEAR.. NEIN, NO, NADA, ZIP, ZERO, ZILCH (and whatever other fucked up words you want to insert here that mean NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL WILL HE SHOW UP!!!!!!)


INSTEAD I WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE.. WITH MY LARGE, ERECT...err... KATANAS.. AND MY FABULOUS WIT SO SHARP THAT DONALD TRUMP'S TOUPEE IS JEALOUS..


IF ANYONE IS CONCERNED AS TO TORONTO BUBBLES' SAFETY.. DON'T BE.. HE IS COMFORTABLY CHAINED UP IN STYLE.. I EVEN LEFT HIM A NICE COMFY PILLOW!!!..


A FUCKING PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!


I NEVER LEAVE PEOPLE PILLOWS!!! SO HE IS JUST FUCKING DANDY!!!


SEE YOU THERE, YA FUZZY FUCKING FREAKS!!!!

.. I'LL EVEN LET YOU PAW AT MY LONG, HARD PE ..




.....WEAPONS OF MASS MAIMAGE!!! ;)



AND FINALLY THIRD...

I'M MOIST RIGHT NOW.