March 18th-20th
Sheraton Toronto Airport Hotel & Conference Centre
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
https://furnalequinox.com/


Where are you staying?
INSIDE THE CORPSE OF MY WORST ENEMY... I mean.. The Travelodge..

When will you be arriving and leaving?
THURSDAY... TO SUNDAY... I HAVE TO BE IN CHURCH SUNDAY... JEHOVA WITNESSES TO EAT.

Where are you traveling from?
DEADPOOLIA, CANADA.

Traveling with?
MY JERKING OFF HAND..

Who will you be rooming with?
A BUNCH OF YOU FURRY FAGS..

Who will I be with mostly?
MY HAND.. AND WHOEVER ELSE I DEEM WORTHY TO BE IN MY PRESENCE..

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
WHEREVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE.

What/where will you be eating?
AT AN ORPHANAGE.. ORPHANS TASTE GREAT WITH SALT!!!! ... I'LL BE EATING AT A RESTAURANT OF MY CHOOSING JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

Will you be having a room party?
WILL I NOT??

Can I visit your room?
BRING CHIMICHANGAS, WOLVERINE'S CORPSE, SPIDER-MAN NAKED AND BOUND IN NUMEROUS ROPES AND CHAINS AND UNCONSCIOUS OR THE X MEN JET AND THEN WE'LL TALK!!!!!!

Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
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maybe.

PERSONAL STUFF:

What is your gender?
SEXY.

If I approach you, will you chat with me?
IF YOU DON'T BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME I MIGHT TOLERATE YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES

Are you nice?
I'M SOOO NICE THAT YOU'LL WANT ME TO IMPREGNATE YOUR MOTHER... WILL I!? FUCK NO.

How long are you going?
LOOK ABOVE, FUCKWIT.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE.. THAT ALWAYS WORKS!!!!

How many furry conventions have you attended?
YES.

Do you own a fursuit?
SEE ABOVE.

Any special con plans?
OKAY.


PERMISSIONS:

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
OH BAYBE!!! SEXUAL HUGGING FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D!!!!!!!

How can I find you?
I'LL BE THE ONE CARRYING AROUND THE CORPSES OF ...I MEAN...UHH.. JUST LOOK.

Can I buy you drinks?
DEADPOOL ACCEPTS DRINKS.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
IS THAT A PICK UP LINE NOW!?! ... LET ME OPEN MY COVER FOR YOU... ;)

Can I take your picture?
UHHHH.... YES?

MISCELLANEOUS:

Can I give you stuff?
BUT OF COURSE.. DEADPOOL ACCEPTS THINGS... ESPECIALLY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!!

What events am I looking forward to?
ANYTHING FUN.

How to actually contact me:
SCREAM MY NAME!!!! SCREAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR DIAL 1-800-SEXY-SLUTS

SEEYA THERE, MEATBAGS!!!! :D