How to speak yote (Please read if you plan to contact me)
9 years ago
Here is just a little things on talking to me so no one hits a button. Because be real everyone, we all have topic that make us wanna rip someone's head off. I just happen to have multiple and be very defensive. I will usually try to be nice even when someone is a prick unless I'm not doing good that day. But there are a few things that I will chew your ass out for. And sorry not sorry. You push my buttons after me posting this you will get what you deserve. You have been warned.
Now I'm not some super easily offended tumblrina. Mine are pretty basic things.
But don't take my things and go waaaaah that's not something that bothers me you're over sensitive. Cause you will get chewed out.
Doing these things will either get you chewed out and blocked or just blocked.
You have been warned.
1: Don't call me She/Her or my dead name if you know it.
I'm a transgender male. He/Him or They/Them is fine and I'd prefer to be called Jude by fur friends but you can all me Matt, Matty, Matthew.
2: Don't call me a tranny.
I'll rip your ass a new one and pour lemon juice and salt in the hole. You absolute fucking clam
3: Do not make sexual advances on me.
Not only am I completely taken and engaged in real life and live with them, I am Demisexul. I wont be sexually attracted to someone unless I get to know them better. Sorry but I'm not going to want some internet creep over my fiance that spoils, loves, and cares for me.
4: Do not ask for free art unless I know you.
Common sense
5: Do not steal, copy, or trace my art
I will bring all the wrath out onto you for it. Do not.
6: No zoophiles or pedophiles.
Sorry but if you're interested in fucking animals or kids just stay away from me. I have no problem with the ones that don't do it but have the fantasy. But since I had problems with a zoophile I just don't wanna deal with it. Also SORRY NOT SORRY THAT IS RAPE. It is plain out rape. The kid nor the animal can consent. You fuck kids or animals you're a rapist and as a rape victim I'm not entitled to be nice to your slimy ass.
7: No guns.
I actively block gun people on fb. They make me uncomfortable af. I don't wanna see them, I don't wanna talk about them, I don't wanna hear them. They bother me and I have been known to chew people out for doing so. Because for some reason a lot of gun owners when you're like wow no get away from me I don't like guns they're like OH YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LOOK AT MY PERMIT AND GUNS THEYRE BETTER THAN ANYTHING LOVE THEM OR YOU'RE TRASH. Yeah no fuck that.
8: No animal abuse.
Kinda goes with 6 because that is animal abuse. Do not share, show, ect animal abuse of any sort what so ever. Unless it is animal on animal violence I will get sick to my stomach, start shaking, crying, and hyperventilating all while telling you the worst things I'll tell a person. I will not be sorry for this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. This is my single trigger. Don't fucking do it. I will eat your soul through a silly straw and shit on your corpse. THIS IS THE BIGGEST ONE GUYS
9: No hunting.
Unless using every part of the animal like YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO, I will rip you up one side and down the other. This ties into two of the ones I've already listed and one that I haven't yet. IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION. Unless using everything of course. But killing for sport is against it and I wont hold back. Hunting is useless period. You're not controlling population, you're a murderer but everyone views animals as less than humans so they find that okay. No. Animals are also living being. Don't kill them unless you fucking need to holy hell why do I have to tell people that.
10: No politics.
Ew gross no. Wanna know who I'm going to vote for? Usually no one. Unless I like someone I will not be voting. I don't do politics. If I vote it's democrat and I have been known to avoid friendships with republicans. Mostly cause they're for some of the things I just said I hated yeah? Should be obvious why I'd avoid them. Is it fair I avoid repubs? No. Do I give a shit? No.
11:No trying to change my religion.
I'd prefer if you never talk to me about christianity ever. Is that fair? No, but I still don't give a shit. But if you come up to me saying I'm going to hell for something or anything similar I will fucking pee on everything you love holy fuck just fucking DO NOT.
12: No confederate flags.
It's a racist symbol. Fine a better symbol for your heritage instead of this actual hateful flag. Fucking moron hicks. I will fucking lay into you if you come up with a hurrhurr but my cousin/wife/sister and me don't hate blacks we just love the south. Put a fucking flag with sweet tea on it for all I care. Or the beautiful things you see in the south. Use something that is a symbol of the good things not the time they got their ass handed to them like a bunch of pussies.
Now let me tell you why each of these things get me so heated so you can understand. And also if you're going to talk to me you might wanna know about me lol.
1 and 2 are common sense. I don't like being called what I'm not and don't like being called a slur. Duh
3 is already explained really
4 and 5 is also common sense. I am an artist. Don't disrespect my talent. I couldn't give less of a fuck that you can't draw. I couldn't either. Now I can. Suck it up.
6 is because I had a moron spam me with porn and then eventually sent me a picture of a horse dick so I chewed the scum out and a telegram group defended him calling me a kink shamer. Zoophilia isn't a damn kink stfu. As for the pedophile part, I don't like kids, I don't like kid rapers. I don't like people that might start talking about how hot little Jimmy is. Buh bye.
7 is a hard one for me. My mother DRILLED into my head for a long time that guns are terrible bad horrible don't look at them or you will die, then got wasted and shot a my dad's car and fell on her head trying to pick up more bullets, busted her head causing a cut and then told fb my dad beat her. I just don't wanna have to deal with guns. Also they're loud and I don't like loud sounds they spook me.
8 is simple. I like animals more than I like humans.
9 Explained that in there
10 my mother use to and still does, shove politics down my throat. I hate it. If you vote for trump you're a moron though.
11 lemme put it this way. I am a transgender, gay, furry, alternative dressing, wiccan, in the bible belt. IVE HAD ENOUGH.
12 I have a black cousin and three mixed friends. I don't wanna see you hate on them and not even realize.
A lot of my problems stem from a few things:
Emotionally and mentally abusive parents
Bullying
Depression
Anxiety
Past issues.
So please respect this.
Now I'm not some super easily offended tumblrina. Mine are pretty basic things.
But don't take my things and go waaaaah that's not something that bothers me you're over sensitive. Cause you will get chewed out.
Doing these things will either get you chewed out and blocked or just blocked.
You have been warned.
1: Don't call me She/Her or my dead name if you know it.
I'm a transgender male. He/Him or They/Them is fine and I'd prefer to be called Jude by fur friends but you can all me Matt, Matty, Matthew.
2: Don't call me a tranny.
I'll rip your ass a new one and pour lemon juice and salt in the hole. You absolute fucking clam
3: Do not make sexual advances on me.
Not only am I completely taken and engaged in real life and live with them, I am Demisexul. I wont be sexually attracted to someone unless I get to know them better. Sorry but I'm not going to want some internet creep over my fiance that spoils, loves, and cares for me.
4: Do not ask for free art unless I know you.
Common sense
5: Do not steal, copy, or trace my art
I will bring all the wrath out onto you for it. Do not.
6: No zoophiles or pedophiles.
Sorry but if you're interested in fucking animals or kids just stay away from me. I have no problem with the ones that don't do it but have the fantasy. But since I had problems with a zoophile I just don't wanna deal with it. Also SORRY NOT SORRY THAT IS RAPE. It is plain out rape. The kid nor the animal can consent. You fuck kids or animals you're a rapist and as a rape victim I'm not entitled to be nice to your slimy ass.
7: No guns.
I actively block gun people on fb. They make me uncomfortable af. I don't wanna see them, I don't wanna talk about them, I don't wanna hear them. They bother me and I have been known to chew people out for doing so. Because for some reason a lot of gun owners when you're like wow no get away from me I don't like guns they're like OH YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LOOK AT MY PERMIT AND GUNS THEYRE BETTER THAN ANYTHING LOVE THEM OR YOU'RE TRASH. Yeah no fuck that.
8: No animal abuse.
Kinda goes with 6 because that is animal abuse. Do not share, show, ect animal abuse of any sort what so ever. Unless it is animal on animal violence I will get sick to my stomach, start shaking, crying, and hyperventilating all while telling you the worst things I'll tell a person. I will not be sorry for this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. This is my single trigger. Don't fucking do it. I will eat your soul through a silly straw and shit on your corpse. THIS IS THE BIGGEST ONE GUYS
9: No hunting.
Unless using every part of the animal like YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO, I will rip you up one side and down the other. This ties into two of the ones I've already listed and one that I haven't yet. IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION. Unless using everything of course. But killing for sport is against it and I wont hold back. Hunting is useless period. You're not controlling population, you're a murderer but everyone views animals as less than humans so they find that okay. No. Animals are also living being. Don't kill them unless you fucking need to holy hell why do I have to tell people that.
10: No politics.
Ew gross no. Wanna know who I'm going to vote for? Usually no one. Unless I like someone I will not be voting. I don't do politics. If I vote it's democrat and I have been known to avoid friendships with republicans. Mostly cause they're for some of the things I just said I hated yeah? Should be obvious why I'd avoid them. Is it fair I avoid repubs? No. Do I give a shit? No.
11:No trying to change my religion.
I'd prefer if you never talk to me about christianity ever. Is that fair? No, but I still don't give a shit. But if you come up to me saying I'm going to hell for something or anything similar I will fucking pee on everything you love holy fuck just fucking DO NOT.
12: No confederate flags.
It's a racist symbol. Fine a better symbol for your heritage instead of this actual hateful flag. Fucking moron hicks. I will fucking lay into you if you come up with a hurrhurr but my cousin/wife/sister and me don't hate blacks we just love the south. Put a fucking flag with sweet tea on it for all I care. Or the beautiful things you see in the south. Use something that is a symbol of the good things not the time they got their ass handed to them like a bunch of pussies.
Now let me tell you why each of these things get me so heated so you can understand. And also if you're going to talk to me you might wanna know about me lol.
1 and 2 are common sense. I don't like being called what I'm not and don't like being called a slur. Duh
3 is already explained really
4 and 5 is also common sense. I am an artist. Don't disrespect my talent. I couldn't give less of a fuck that you can't draw. I couldn't either. Now I can. Suck it up.
6 is because I had a moron spam me with porn and then eventually sent me a picture of a horse dick so I chewed the scum out and a telegram group defended him calling me a kink shamer. Zoophilia isn't a damn kink stfu. As for the pedophile part, I don't like kids, I don't like kid rapers. I don't like people that might start talking about how hot little Jimmy is. Buh bye.
7 is a hard one for me. My mother DRILLED into my head for a long time that guns are terrible bad horrible don't look at them or you will die, then got wasted and shot a my dad's car and fell on her head trying to pick up more bullets, busted her head causing a cut and then told fb my dad beat her. I just don't wanna have to deal with guns. Also they're loud and I don't like loud sounds they spook me.
8 is simple. I like animals more than I like humans.
9 Explained that in there
10 my mother use to and still does, shove politics down my throat. I hate it. If you vote for trump you're a moron though.
11 lemme put it this way. I am a transgender, gay, furry, alternative dressing, wiccan, in the bible belt. IVE HAD ENOUGH.
12 I have a black cousin and three mixed friends. I don't wanna see you hate on them and not even realize.
A lot of my problems stem from a few things:
Emotionally and mentally abusive parents
Bullying
Depression
Anxiety
Past issues.
So please respect this.

Denny-the-Nidorina
~denny-the-nidorina
I hope people will read this Matty Mat

CorpseHusband
~corpsehusband
OP
Me too but no one ever listens really.