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Clothes Shopping Can Be Hard On Men Too
9 years ago
Today I was out thrift shopping trying to find some decent outfits when it hit me like a ton o' bricks; women have to work tirelessly to find clothes that don't overly sexualize them - AKA: find clothes that aren't "slutty."
Well today I discovered the male equivalent! All you need is a black under shirt, a frayed A&E t-shirt and tattered looking jeans with a "cool" pinstripe design on the ass encased with enough rhinestones to make you king of the Provincetown Biker Bar.
I'm sorry, but not every man wants to go out dressed like a spikey haired I-Hit-My-Girlfriend-Bum-Smokes-From-My-Friends-Mom-Pays-For-My-Gas-My-Car-Has-No-Muffler-'MAGA!'-I'm-Totally-"Jersey Shore"-Though-I'm-From-Delaware DOUCHE NOZZLE.
So I settled for what can only be described as "maternity jeans" and retreated back into the ethers.
Well today I discovered the male equivalent! All you need is a black under shirt, a frayed A&E t-shirt and tattered looking jeans with a "cool" pinstripe design on the ass encased with enough rhinestones to make you king of the Provincetown Biker Bar.
I'm sorry, but not every man wants to go out dressed like a spikey haired I-Hit-My-Girlfriend-Bum-Smokes-From-My-Friends-Mom-Pays-For-My-Gas-My-Car-Has-No-Muffler-'MAGA!'-I'm-Totally-"Jersey Shore"-Though-I'm-From-Delaware DOUCHE NOZZLE.
So I settled for what can only be described as "maternity jeans" and retreated back into the ethers.
Hell, my problem at thrift stores is usually just trying to find clothes in my style that actually fit me proper. Most waistcoats in my width size are too short in length. Common weasel issues.
I hear a new chain is opening. I think it's called Muste-Lidz
Oh good heavens man. XD