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SEX MEME CAUSE IM FOX N STUFF N YIFF STEROETYPE YADAYADA
9 years ago
General
What is your sexuality? Fuck it I'll bring it back with blackjack and hookers- Demisexual
Gender Identity? Call me things, I literally could give no fucks either way.
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yup, they politely left the room and gave us more time :3 #MFF2013 WHOOPS
What’s an embarrassing thing that happened during sex? Hmmmm.... idk, the fact I am fast is pretty embarrassing... Maybe the one time a girl ask "you sure you aren't gay" :I
Strangest location you’ve had sex in? Probably a trail going up the Niagara Escarpment...
What was your first time like? Was pretty good... till about a week afterwards. Messed me up pretty good for a while.
Have you ever said/moaned something during sex that made things very awkward? If so, what was it? Awkward? Hmm don't think so.
Have you ever been completely turned off by something your bed partner did? Nah, nothing yet.
Best sex you ever had? Was more the person than the actual experience, but that's a thing of the past.
What’s your wildest fantasy? Domination struggle, like hnnnnfff
Have you got a secret kink? What is it? I can't think of anything I hide from anyone really...
Ever faked an orgasm? Nah, its kinda hard to do that when you have a penis :I
What do you think you’re best at in bed? Foreplay and after cuddles :3
What would you never do, no matter how much your partner might want it? I used to think butt stuff.... but.... hmmmm probably rape-play cause it bothers me at a personal level.
Have you ever done something because your partner was into it, even though you weren’t? Not yet, but there have been people I woulda done stuff for
Have you ever had phone/webcam sex? If so, what was it like? If not, would you want to? Yea, it was a thing.
What’s the most annoying thing about sex? Probably that 90% of the people I meet think I am gay so I don't really get it.
Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Yup, at a con I walked in on my two best friends from highshool.
What do you think of one night stands? Ever had them? Ever would? They are cool, I'd struggle to have them cause I need a level of intimacy with people I know to find them attractive that way. Nope never have had one- always end up friends with the people I meet. The closest would be like... a con girlfriend I had once, but even then we were pretty good friends for a bit afterwards.
Do you keep your socks on during sex? Doesn't really matter to me, but I take them off almost 100% of the time.
Shaven or unshaven? Who cares.... well so long as its not like.... disgusting, but thats kinda a hygiene thing.
Do you keep a sex journal? What do you write in it? Nope and noper.
Do you miss having sex when you don’t have it for a while? Libido says very much yes.
How do you usually masturbate? With a hand? The fuck?
Have you ever made a big mistake during sex that either hurt you or your partner, or was just terribly embarrassing or awkward? I hope not! Not big things, but even a few smaller jokes or comments make me self-conscious and feel bad, so I really try to not hurt the people I care for.
Have you ever gone down on someone? Did you like it? Were you any good at it? How did it taste? For all that is holy, please yes lord! One of my best acts was oral in a shower <3
What are your thoughts on hygiene? Clean your fucking junk, clean your fucking self, just... BE CLEAN FOR FUCK SAKES. (Though like after workout/activities is a little cool)
GOD I AM SUCH A FOX GUYS. KILL ME FOR BEING A PLAGUE TO THE FANDOM AND STUFF
Gender Identity? Call me things, I literally could give no fucks either way.
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yup, they politely left the room and gave us more time :3 #MFF2013 WHOOPS
What’s an embarrassing thing that happened during sex? Hmmmm.... idk, the fact I am fast is pretty embarrassing... Maybe the one time a girl ask "you sure you aren't gay" :I
Strangest location you’ve had sex in? Probably a trail going up the Niagara Escarpment...
What was your first time like? Was pretty good... till about a week afterwards. Messed me up pretty good for a while.
Have you ever said/moaned something during sex that made things very awkward? If so, what was it? Awkward? Hmm don't think so.
Have you ever been completely turned off by something your bed partner did? Nah, nothing yet.
Best sex you ever had? Was more the person than the actual experience, but that's a thing of the past.
What’s your wildest fantasy? Domination struggle, like hnnnnfff
Have you got a secret kink? What is it? I can't think of anything I hide from anyone really...
Ever faked an orgasm? Nah, its kinda hard to do that when you have a penis :I
What do you think you’re best at in bed? Foreplay and after cuddles :3
What would you never do, no matter how much your partner might want it? I used to think butt stuff.... but.... hmmmm probably rape-play cause it bothers me at a personal level.
Have you ever done something because your partner was into it, even though you weren’t? Not yet, but there have been people I woulda done stuff for
Have you ever had phone/webcam sex? If so, what was it like? If not, would you want to? Yea, it was a thing.
What’s the most annoying thing about sex? Probably that 90% of the people I meet think I am gay so I don't really get it.
Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Yup, at a con I walked in on my two best friends from highshool.
What do you think of one night stands? Ever had them? Ever would? They are cool, I'd struggle to have them cause I need a level of intimacy with people I know to find them attractive that way. Nope never have had one- always end up friends with the people I meet. The closest would be like... a con girlfriend I had once, but even then we were pretty good friends for a bit afterwards.
Do you keep your socks on during sex? Doesn't really matter to me, but I take them off almost 100% of the time.
Shaven or unshaven? Who cares.... well so long as its not like.... disgusting, but thats kinda a hygiene thing.
Do you keep a sex journal? What do you write in it? Nope and noper.
Do you miss having sex when you don’t have it for a while? Libido says very much yes.
How do you usually masturbate? With a hand? The fuck?
Have you ever made a big mistake during sex that either hurt you or your partner, or was just terribly embarrassing or awkward? I hope not! Not big things, but even a few smaller jokes or comments make me self-conscious and feel bad, so I really try to not hurt the people I care for.
Have you ever gone down on someone? Did you like it? Were you any good at it? How did it taste? For all that is holy, please yes lord! One of my best acts was oral in a shower <3
What are your thoughts on hygiene? Clean your fucking junk, clean your fucking self, just... BE CLEAN FOR FUCK SAKES. (Though like after workout/activities is a little cool)
GOD I AM SUCH A FOX GUYS. KILL ME FOR BEING A PLAGUE TO THE FANDOM AND STUFF
...Why is that even a question? Lol... I swear some memes are all kinds of special...