Here's the skinny, ya dig?

I've never used those words in my life oh gods I'm sorry.

ANYWAY. The beautiful, fabulous, sexyawesome is running a YCH! And the star of it is my Alice! That's right, you can go on a nice, clean, SFW date with my girl! Not only that, you could instead cuddle up with and Yep! It's a group picture, the three of us and our free dates, all rendered in high quality full colour!

So click here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19719914/ and make a bid~ A big one, because Berru deserves it. Limited time offer!

If you didn't read this whole post in the voice of a cliche snake-oil salesman you lose and HAVE to bid high. As well as the nerds who read it properly. <3