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The High-Seas Adventures of Seaman Stains and Master Bates!
9 years ago
So of course the title has little to do with anything.. kind of like calling my computer a Workstation..
..
Anyways, been away yet again. This time I have a note from my doctor so don't get mad. Besides being sick and spending money I don't have.. nothing has changed. My secret plot to open a dimensional gateway to a parallel universe where Sharks have evolved into humanoids has yet hit another snag.. Apparently I am a idiot and not an award winning physicist. A crushing blow indeed.
*pause*
*straighten skirt*
My last invention the 'Laughing Urinal' a urinal that tells jokes as guys pee.. met with failure. The joke routine would fail to launch after the second 'customer' and instead, it would just start inanely laughing once the sensor detected another person using it (after a 4 second pause).. Needless to say a urinal that won't stop laughing after a guy unzips his pants in-front of it was a marketing failure.
*pause*
*look vexed*
Still waiting on a bunch of stuff before I can move out of Hick Vile.. Which btw sucks, thank you very much. I want to move back to the city where the only 'Bear Alerts' you get are at the bars. And move to a place I am more free to bum bite peoples of the furry persuasion.
OH AND DAMN! Thank you for all teh faves I got while I was away. Yet another blanket 'Thank You!'
*pause*
*breathe*
So that's it for now, I should have more news later about a possible comic that has my Sharkyness in it (not drawn by me). Anyhoo later pretty people!
Virtually Yours,
Jayce~
..
Anyways, been away yet again. This time I have a note from my doctor so don't get mad. Besides being sick and spending money I don't have.. nothing has changed. My secret plot to open a dimensional gateway to a parallel universe where Sharks have evolved into humanoids has yet hit another snag.. Apparently I am a idiot and not an award winning physicist. A crushing blow indeed.
*pause*
*straighten skirt*
My last invention the 'Laughing Urinal' a urinal that tells jokes as guys pee.. met with failure. The joke routine would fail to launch after the second 'customer' and instead, it would just start inanely laughing once the sensor detected another person using it (after a 4 second pause).. Needless to say a urinal that won't stop laughing after a guy unzips his pants in-front of it was a marketing failure.
*pause*
*look vexed*
Still waiting on a bunch of stuff before I can move out of Hick Vile.. Which btw sucks, thank you very much. I want to move back to the city where the only 'Bear Alerts' you get are at the bars. And move to a place I am more free to bum bite peoples of the furry persuasion.
OH AND DAMN! Thank you for all teh faves I got while I was away. Yet another blanket 'Thank You!'
*pause*
*breathe*
So that's it for now, I should have more news later about a possible comic that has my Sharkyness in it (not drawn by me). Anyhoo later pretty people!
Virtually Yours,
Jayce~
