Sup people

So yeah, don’t worry I am not about to recite a long ass boring ‘The ballad of Sad Sack Sharkface’ story here. I am however gonna tell you that Jan 2022 started great, ready and roaring to do a collaboration project.. Then the roof fell in on it. Literally.

My apartment buildings roof got damaged from a freakish 4-day snow storm and my apartment (I live on the top floor) got water damage. Water was pouring out of electrical sockets, and the ceiling. For 3 days. Blah, blah blah... Lame building management. More Blah, blah, blah.. Roofers not showing up.. etc. It goes on and on. Even today my ceiling is still not fixed.

So for a few months my place was a disaster, my solution was to spend as much time as I could away from my place.
Translation: I was partying in Vancouver most weekends.

Anyways, I am back to my usual routine now and I have been starting to get back to older projects and stuff.

SO WHAT ABOUT THAT TITLE? Click Bait? No.

Earlier in this year as I was emptying out my closets due to water damage.. I found a box that I forgotten about. It was something I inherited from my Grandmother. Opening it up, it was a crazy complete Facial Massager set (1960s or 1970s era shit).

Imagine a Mr. Potato head, with every accessory ever made for it and the Potato Head family.. That is what this Facial Massager box was like. It went from the normal looking, to lewd looking, to the crazy torture device looking. All these plugin accessories molded in glorious bright red, not quite rubber but strangely shiney plastic.

So yeah I plugged it in and it buzzed to life..

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o.O
O.o
O.O

-.-

Miss you Grandma, you crazy girl you.

Peace all,
Virtually Yours ~Jayce