May is ending soon, and with it comes lovely lovely ConFuzzled. So I have to do one of these memes. Oh, I'm still alive btw.

1. What is your name?
Equium de la Superb

2. What is your gender?
Balls.

3. How old are you?
Due to my insistence to celebrate four birthdays a year, I'm 112.

4. How tall are you?
Just under 1 fathom

5. Where are you staying?
Nearby the hotel but not in it. Close enough.

6. When are you arriving?
Friday evening. Save the drinks!

7. Who will you be with?
Hiding in Midfurs.

8. Do you have art in the art show?
I have a very nice security guard you can bid on

9. What suit(s) will you have?
A lawsuit.

10. Can I dance with you?
If you enjoy dancing with a person who is about as co-ordinated as a cricket bat

11. Can I touch you?
Not with sticky paws

12. Can I talk to you?
Please do. Say the magic word "bombazine" in conversation for a free drink

13. Can I hug you?
Not with sticky paws!!

14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you must, there's normally at least one terrible picture a year

15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Have you not already?

16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Booze only thankee

17. Can I give you lots of money?
Of course. Bonus: If you're not from Britain, bring a banknote from your home nation. <3

18. Can I hang out with you?
If you stumble upon me!

19. How will I recognize you?
Look for the guy with that at-an-8th-straight-confuzzled tiredness

20. Where will you be during the con?
I honestly don't know. I could be absolutely anywhere. I might be in Derby.

21. Who are you rooming with?
Nobody! With a free room so close it's easier to kip alone

22. Attending any events?
Hopefully more than last year

23. How can I find you at the con?
See Q20. I don't know where I'll be, so I'm afraid your chances of finding me are not much better

24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
I'm turning up. That is enough.

25. How are you getting to the con?
I drive one of those new-fangled car things.

Consider yourself informed.