How do I respond to this?
Sincerely: yes, you have a special place in my heart...
Flippantly: pfft! yeah, right...
Juvenilely: You'd have to find it first! Blaaah! I know you are, but what am I?
I think I'll go with a mix: You have a special place in my heart, as you have touched me, or helped me touch myself.
I was expecting "In your Butt"
Sincerely: yes, you have a special place in my heart...
Flippantly: pfft! yeah, right...
Juvenilely: You'd have to find it first! Blaaah! I know you are, but what am I?
I think I'll go with a mix: You have a special place in my heart, as you have touched me, or helped me touch myself.
Your ass.