Where are you staying?
Omni, the every other year for the westin curse continues


What day are you getting there?
Might pop in Wednesday if I can find a place to crash for that night, otherwise thursday

How are you traveling?
motor vehicle

Who will you be rooming with?
afevis, lee, sparra etc

How is the best way to find you?
look for the big table at the zoo with nerds talking about board games

Are there any panels you might be attending?
i havent looked at the schedule at all.

What do you look like?
short fat guy with a hat

Will you be suiting?
no suit, probably going to be handling and taking pictures again

Do you do free art?
are photos art?

Do you do trades?
two camel for your finest dragon dildos

Do you do badges?
nope

What is your gender?
I'm a motherfucking dragon

How tall are you?
check my license

Can I talk to you?
probably, i wont have much to say cause im shit at meeting new people and small talk usually

Can I touch you?
oh baby

Can I visit your room?
that shit is far away yo

Can I buy you drinks?
only if i watch them get made im not gonna get roofied again KEK

Can I give you stuff?
yeah probably

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I DUNNO ARE YOU FUCKING CUTE

Are you nice?
Im a fuckin dick forever yup

How long are you going?
Wednesday/thurs - Monday

Do you have an artist table?
fuck no

Will you be going to parties?
depends on what im invited to. AC is just a big party anyway

Will you be performing?
watch this pencil disappear

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
knock three times, make a swallow call and then clap your hands 8 times

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
with my big ball of friends, whole reason i go to these cons is to hang out with them

What/where will you be eating?
BALLS AND BEERS BOY

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
probably not, we usually have to make reservations for places well in advance for dinner and stuff cause our group is so big.

Can I take your picture?
SURE

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Take all the fucking pictures and have all the fun