FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU U ZAKKK *UBERLONGMEME!*
16 years ago
Info
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[/] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces. don't miss 'em. when the fuck are they taking this goddamned metal wire out?
[x] I wear glasses
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parent.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday. adopt anyways, but that might be hard since I'm a homo
[] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job they rarely give me shifts
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do/did my homework. A ha ha ha ha ha!
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year fuck this meme
[] I've stolen something from my job stolen with permission from my manager
[] I've been fired on purpose.
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I glued my hand to something.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. fuck that shit, not touching me with that shit unless I'm gonna bleed out and die. I'm a person, not a rag doll
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox. if more than 5% don't say yes to this, they're fucking liars
[] I've had measles
Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day well been driven
[X] I've been on a plane.
[XXXXXXXXXXXX] I've been to Canada. I live here fuu. What kind of baised meme is this?
[X] I've been to Mexico.
[X] I've been to Niagara Falls. on the Canadian side
[] I've been to Japan. No. but I want to so bad! Someday someday.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. say what's the big deal about mardi gras again? I thought this was a European celebration :/
[X] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[/] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. never on purpose
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving. i would only do that shit to save my life
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle. well, a truth or dare version
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[X] I've been in a play. a bunch of school ones
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone
[X] I've ridden in a taxi. people haven't?
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten sushi. yumnomyumnomyumnom
[X] I've been snowboarding
Relationships
[] I'm single
[XXX] I'm in a relationship to a loving foxy
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date. certainly not, if I don't like 'em I don't date 'em and how can you like someone you don't know.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship. you mean like stuff?
[XXX] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. well I am a homo, after all
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher. >.>
[XXX] I am a cuddler
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world. not from the world... just from people who don't matter, someone elses life is none of anyone's business except for them and the ones close to them
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light. don't gotta a car to do it anyways
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. more like a stick fight, but melee none the less.
[] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[XXX] I've consumed alcohol.
[X] I regularly drink. I would say I only do it from time to time but I'm not a lush
[X] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[XXX] I've smoked weed don't you dare judge me unless you're a square....which is no one on this site.
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. I broke my arm and got addicted to them for a while :X
[x] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. like in one swallow?!?!?
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. I should be though :/
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[X] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs. I own minus 10 of them, yeah that's right!
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I wouldn't say it's unhealthy at all
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic. I've never been to one...
[] I own something from Pac Sun. never heard of this
[X] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random
[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the [s]sake of being able to rhyme. well dislike would be a more appropriate word
[XX] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[X] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair I would say twirl but I'm always touching it
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I love being neat.
[] I love Spam.
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well. -snickers- kee kee kee kee kee
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I've worn pajamas to school. I'm pretty sure you asked this already just less specifically
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[X] I am in love with love
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes. in my head anyways, I mean... why would you make the joke if you didn't think it was funny yourself?
[] I eat fast food weekly. Used to when I worked at McDick's though
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. well in one. Grade 11 uni visual arts
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish. not at all, thanks SO much dad! :D
[] I love white chocolate bleeeeh, it literally hurts my teeth... and is the only thing that hurts my teeth
[] I bite my nails. like a mother fucker
[X] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering names. I'm sorry
[] I'm good at remembering dates. A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
HOLYFUCKLONGMEME IS LONG
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[/] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces. don't miss 'em. when the fuck are they taking this goddamned metal wire out?
[x] I wear glasses
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parent.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday. adopt anyways, but that might be hard since I'm a homo
[] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job they rarely give me shifts
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do/did my homework. A ha ha ha ha ha!
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year fuck this meme
[] I've stolen something from my job stolen with permission from my manager
[] I've been fired on purpose.
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I glued my hand to something.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. fuck that shit, not touching me with that shit unless I'm gonna bleed out and die. I'm a person, not a rag doll
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox. if more than 5% don't say yes to this, they're fucking liars
[] I've had measles
Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day well been driven
[X] I've been on a plane.
[XXXXXXXXXXXX] I've been to Canada. I live here fuu. What kind of baised meme is this?
[X] I've been to Mexico.
[X] I've been to Niagara Falls. on the Canadian side
[] I've been to Japan. No. but I want to so bad! Someday someday.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. say what's the big deal about mardi gras again? I thought this was a European celebration :/
[X] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[/] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. never on purpose
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving. i would only do that shit to save my life
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle. well, a truth or dare version
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[X] I've been in a play. a bunch of school ones
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone
[X] I've ridden in a taxi. people haven't?
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten sushi. yumnomyumnomyumnom
[X] I've been snowboarding
Relationships
[] I'm single
[XXX] I'm in a relationship to a loving foxy
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date. certainly not, if I don't like 'em I don't date 'em and how can you like someone you don't know.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship. you mean like stuff?
[XXX] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. well I am a homo, after all
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher. >.>
[XXX] I am a cuddler
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world. not from the world... just from people who don't matter, someone elses life is none of anyone's business except for them and the ones close to them
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light. don't gotta a car to do it anyways
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. more like a stick fight, but melee none the less.
[] I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
[XXX] I've consumed alcohol.
[X] I regularly drink. I would say I only do it from time to time but I'm not a lush
[X] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[XXX] I've smoked weed don't you dare judge me unless you're a square....which is no one on this site.
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. I broke my arm and got addicted to them for a while :X
[x] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. like in one swallow?!?!?
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. I should be though :/
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[X] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs. I own minus 10 of them, yeah that's right!
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I wouldn't say it's unhealthy at all
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic. I've never been to one...
[] I own something from Pac Sun. never heard of this
[X] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random
[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the [s]sake of being able to rhyme. well dislike would be a more appropriate word
[XX] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[X] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair I would say twirl but I'm always touching it
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I love being neat.
[] I love Spam.
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well. -snickers- kee kee kee kee kee
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I've worn pajamas to school. I'm pretty sure you asked this already just less specifically
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[X] I am in love with love
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes. in my head anyways, I mean... why would you make the joke if you didn't think it was funny yourself?
[] I eat fast food weekly. Used to when I worked at McDick's though
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. well in one. Grade 11 uni visual arts
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish. not at all, thanks SO much dad! :D
[] I love white chocolate bleeeeh, it literally hurts my teeth... and is the only thing that hurts my teeth
[] I bite my nails. like a mother fucker
[X] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering names. I'm sorry
[] I'm good at remembering dates. A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
HOLYFUCKLONGMEME IS LONG
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