What is your name?
Leonard Maximus Ars Osbourne AKA Ars AKA Burr AKA Ian

Where are you staying?
The Renaissance

Where will you be?
Anywhere and everywhere! Depends on what's going on or who's there!

How are you traveling?
By car. Rental.

How long are you going?
Wednesday - Sunday

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday, in the afternoon or evening

Who are you rooming with?
Skarlath, Draco, & Bulfy

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Skar, some people he introduces me to, other peeps who make arrangements with me, possibly others I meet randomly. It kinda depends. I have a hit list of people to meet and snug. If you're on it, we should make plans!

Are there any panels you might be attending?
A few probables:
Macrofur / Microfur Meetup
Are You a Werewolf
Therianthropy - Hosting this one with Skar!

Will you be suiting?
I don't own a suit, but I'll probably spend some time as Skar's handler.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Out of my fucking mind :OD

What/where will you be eating?
Food. Restaurants. We'll see when I get there.

What should I call you?
Ian, Burr, or Ars. Unless you have a British accent, I'll almost certainly know you mean me if you use the last one :OP I will occasionally respond to Ethan by mistake.

What is your gender?
Male.

What is your sexual orientation?
Gayhomofag!

How old are you?
32! Greymuzzle for the win!

How tall are you?
Five feet nine inches. Shortish burr.

What do you look like?
Brown hair, cut short, some silver creeping into it. Brown eyes. Brown mustache and goatee. Probably 300 pounds. No tattoos or piercings. Significant arm and leg hair. Pretty average pale-ass white burr. I've been called cute, mostly by people who are clinically insane, or who need glasses |O3

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm mated to Skar, he's all I need, and more than I can handle :OP

Are you friendly?
I like to think so! I'm a cynical, sarcastic dork, but generally harmless and nice to people as long as they aren't douchebags.

Can I talk to you?
I'm a pretty shy burr, but yeah, give it a shot!

Can I buy you a drink?
Trying to slip me some Roofies, huh? :OP I don't drink much, but if I feel like you aren't going to date-rape-drug me, I might accept one.

Can I touch you?
Depends on where and how you're trying to touch me. Do I need an adult for this?
Hugs - Yes!
Snugs - Yes!
Bellyrubs - YES!
Some people I've known for a while on here may get preferential touching treatment. Also big burrish guys, and maybe even some pretty ladies.

Can I touch your friends?
You should probably ask them that.

Can I hug you?
If I know what's coming, and if you practice personal hygiene, yeah! I love hugs and wanna get more of them! :OD

Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
No, please.

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Sure! If I don't have plans and we're getting along, I'll probably say yes. Burrs like food.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If I invite you to come, or if the peeps I'm with are cool with it, sure!

Can I visit your room?
Again, do I need an adult for this? It's a possibility!

Can I give you stuff?
Depends on the kind of stuff. If it's good stuff, sure. I like stuff.

Can I hang out with you?
If we're getting along, sure!

Can I steal you away for [REDACTED]?
First, if I'm what you're looking for, you need to raise your standards :OP Second... maybe?

Can I take your picture?
If you ask me first, sure. But why would you want a picture of some goofy burr? :OP

What is the best way to find you?
Look for a very plain white burrish type guy, who seems a little overwhelmed and lost. I'll probably have my Cooner Big Guy Badge with my grizzly fursona on it at all times. I'll be wearing a T-shirt and jeans, most likely. Look for my BEARS JUST DO IT one. Watches, wristbands, and necklaces will probably be a daily thing, although they'll probably be different every day. If we get something arranged beforehand, I'll probably give you my number or something so we can stay in touch more easily.
Also, keep an eye out for me dressed as my burrsona (but not in suit). If you know Skar, you may find me with him.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call for me, and wave until I notice. "Burr" or "Ars" will likely get my attention, though I do have some hearing issues in my left ear. For your own sake, don't pounce me from behind or touch me without my being aware of it. I really don't want to accidentally elbow anyone in the face. If all else fails, approach me from the front and talk a little more slowly and loudly than you might normally, like you're talking to an overgrown slow kid. That's basically what I am.

How can I contact you?
Send me a note or something on FA! For stuff I've arranged with people already, numbers will be traded. Trading of info at the con with new peeps is a definite possibility. Just let me know who you are in the message if you text me or something. Also, try my twitter - BigArsBurr

Do you do free art?
Nope.

Do you do trades?
Nope.

Do you do commissions?
Nope.

Do you have prints / CDs ?
Nope.

Do you do badges?
Nope.

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Nope.

Will you be performing?
Not exactly. I'll be co-hosting a panel this year, however. If you're not afraid to discover how crazy I am, you should come to Therianthropy listen!

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To have fun! Get more hugs! Meet and snug people on my hit list! Get more bellyrubs! Spread the glory of burr culture!