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Why I'm not leaving my Room Til the 29th...D=
19 years ago
General
[21:29] Arblst1: hey
[21:29] Lichi Mae: :V i'm not leaving my room ever again
[21:29] Arblst1: o.O
[21:29] Arblst1: now what'd you do
[21:30] Lichi Mae: it's long...
[21:30] Lichi Mae: so i'm going to the bathroom first
[21:30] Arblst1: lol ok
[21:38] Lichi Mae: h'okay
My Quest for getting Head for the First Time:
[21:39] Lichi Mae: i woke up yesterday, and bri called
[21:39] Lichi Mae: complaining as usual
[21:39] Arblst1: lol
[21:39] Lichi Mae: so i decided just to go to modesto and see her, cuz i haven't seen her in a while
[21:39] Lichi Mae: so i map quest it
[21:39] Lichi Mae: and it's 100 miles from here
[21:40] Lichi Mae: so i'm like...fuck
[21:40] Lichi Mae: so i pack a small bag, and just get in my car 30 minutes later
[21:40] Lichi Mae: i turn it on, and i have my lights automatic when u start the car
[21:41] Lichi Mae: but aparrently, now, if u turn them on, it shifts the entire car into reverse
[21:41] Arblst1: o.O
[21:41] Lichi Mae: so i'm just like...um....
[21:41] Arblst1: uh
[21:42] Lichi Mae: but i figured if i turned off the lights, it'd fix it, and it did
[21:42] Lichi Mae: but now, i can't drive at nite
[21:42] Arblst1: how is that possible
[21:42] Lichi Mae: idk
[21:42] Lichi Mae: it's just the beginning
[21:42] Arblst1: lights should not be connected to the drive train at all
[21:42] Lichi Mae: dude....i know that....i just need to show u to believe it
[21:42] Arblst1: lol
[21:42] Arblst1: ok ok
[21:42] Arblst1: continue
[21:43] Lichi Mae: so i head out
[21:43] Lichi Mae: and 100 miles takes about 2 hours
[21:43] Lichi Mae: 1:45 maybe
[21:43] Lichi Mae: so, i'm going like....120 on I-5
[21:43] Lichi Mae: no...580
[21:44] Lichi Mae: and the turnoff i need is like hidden
[21:44] Lichi Mae: cuz u need to take another one to get to it
[21:44] Lichi Mae: so i see it too late, and it's a offramp thatmakes a loop
[21:45] Lichi Mae: so i slam on the brakes at 80, and being it down to 20 mph and live
[21:45] Lichi Mae: so i've driving more, i get there blah blah
[21:46] Lichi Mae: we pick up one of bri's friends who was in the process of dumping this guy
[21:46] Lichi Mae: just a lot of drama
[21:46] Lichi Mae: ...
[21:46] Lichi Mae: and i'm just there...like...um...
[21:46] Arblst1: "wanna smoke already?" lol
[21:46] Lichi Mae: i was saying that as soon as i got there...
[21:47] Lichi Mae: so the entire time, it was just weird...
[21:47] Arblst1: did bri make you get her
[21:47] Arblst1: the friend.
[21:47] Lichi Mae: no, she drove
[21:47] Arblst1: ah
[21:48] Lichi Mae: and also there's a HUGE gang war between the mexicans and the blacks, like just killing people on the streets
[21:48] Arblst1: uh
[21:48] Arblst1: damn
[21:48] Lichi Mae: so imagine me, bri, and a black chick who was the friend walking around all day
[21:48] Lichi Mae: just people looking all funny
[21:49] Lichi Mae: and i'm like, what? it's not the '50s anymore
[21:49] Arblst1: to their faces?
[21:49] Lichi Mae: a
[21:49] Lichi Mae: *ya
[21:49] Arblst1: [ [>.<] ]
[21:49] Lichi Mae: i don't live there, fuck them
[21:49] Arblst1: that's not why i made the face
[21:49] Lichi Mae: so, we were trying to cheer everyone up
[21:50] Lichi Mae: so we went to the mall, which is like.....1/10 of valley fair
[21:50] Lichi Mae: it's like a foot locker, a crappy EB, and spencers
[21:50] Lichi Mae: and a starbucks
[21:51] Arblst1: lol that's not a mall
[21:51] Lichi Mae: to them it is
[21:51] Lichi Mae: u know 120? up to yosemite?
[21:51] Lichi Mae: u don't know, 2 streets off the main road, it's all fields
[21:51] Lichi Mae: that's all the town is
[21:52] Lichi Mae: fields and a BAD ghetto
[21:52] Arblst1: i don't stop when i'm going to yosemite or w/e lol
[21:52] Arblst1: we stop in oakdale, MAYBE, or manteca
[21:52] Lichi Mae: u drive through though
[21:52] Lichi Mae: and it's all fields
[21:53] Arblst1: oakdale gas station is about all i remember
[21:53] Lichi Mae: that's all the town is
[21:53] Lichi Mae: and a walmart and target [*angry*]
[21:53] Lichi Mae: so bri mentions a hookah lounge and it happened to be ladies night, so i just jump up, and decided that that is a must
[21:54] Lichi Mae: so we drive to the lounge, and we smoke a little bit, and go in
[21:54] Lichi Mae: it may have been ladies nite, but men have to pay $20
[21:54] Lichi Mae: ...
[21:54] Arblst1: ow
[21:54] Arblst1: what's the normal cost
[21:54] Lichi Mae: that's important later
[21:54] Lichi Mae: $20
[21:55] Lichi Mae: they are free
[21:55] Arblst1: huh what's free
[21:55] Arblst1: admission?
[21:55] Lichi Mae: o nm, it was 28
[21:55] Lichi Mae: $28
[21:55] Arblst1: you pay for what you smoke?
[21:55] Lichi Mae: for a hookah
[21:55] Arblst1: oh
[21:55] Arblst1: what if you bring your own
[21:55] Lichi Mae: and to get in
[21:55] Arblst1: or not allowed
[21:55] Lichi Mae: no
[21:55] Arblst1: never been to one so i'm just wondering lol
[21:55] Lichi Mae: so there's a cover rate for guys
[21:56] Lichi Mae: plus hookah rental
[21:56] Lichi Mae: so i'm like....shit, i only got so much $
[21:56] Lichi Mae: so i paid, and we sat down
[21:57] Lichi Mae: so we were the first ones there, cuz it was 8, and people don't start to come in til about 9:30
[21:57] Lichi Mae: so we're hanging out, and since it's a small town, everyone knows everyone
[21:58] Lichi Mae: and there are 5 uniformed cops in there cuz of the gang war, and it's a popular place
[21:58] Lichi Mae: so i'm all ready like....'nice...place...?'
[21:59] Arblst1: lol
[21:59] Lichi Mae: so we're there about an hour, and this one big chick sits with us asking to take our pictures
[21:59] Arblst1: uh
[22:00] Lichi Mae: so i just said, 'don't u chicks have enough myspace crap' just as sarcastism
[22:00] Lichi Mae: and they're all like OMG I [ [<3] ] MYSPACE, proving my point
[22:01] Lichi Mae: so we're like 'ok, take the pics' and then she told me to put my hand around my gf's waist, and we were like, we're just friends
[22:01] Lichi Mae: so she automatically assumes i'm gay
[22:02] Lichi Mae: so i just stand up and start saying WTF
[22:02] Arblst1: wow
[22:02] Lichi Mae: and i ranted a bit, but i was told to shut up, so they took the pictures
[22:03] Lichi Mae: and then she decided the get in the pictures, with them and acted like i was their pimp
[22:03] Lichi Mae: and she started making moves on me
[22:03] Lichi Mae: ok, since u've never been in a lounge before, it's dark
[22:03] Lichi Mae: very dark
[22:03] Lichi Mae: but i'm desperate, so i was like....meh...y not?
[22:04] Lichi Mae: so the dj's playing rap, like all ghetto dumbasses do, and she says 'let's go dancing' and grabs my arm
[22:05] Arblst1: lol
[22:05] Lichi Mae: and by this time, there are 40+ people in the club
[22:05] Arblst1: oh god
[22:05] Arblst1: i hate dancing
[22:05] Arblst1: -.-
[22:05] Lichi Mae: and two big people on the dance floor freaking
[22:05] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:05] Lichi Mae: ain't pretty
[22:05] Lichi Mae: for anyone
[22:06] Lichi Mae: so i'm trying to dance and just not think that the entire club was watching
[22:06] Lichi Mae: and they were
[22:07] Lichi Mae: so the dj knew the chick and was just encouraging it
[22:07] Arblst1: damn..
[22:08] Lichi Mae: so he's like 'UP AGAINST DA' WALL!" so she threw and pinned me against the wall, and was dry humping me
[22:08] Lichi Mae: and i'm just like...omg....someone....
[22:08] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:09] Arblst1: i don't even want to say: "just when you thought it couldn't get any worse"
[22:09] Arblst1: because i know it probably did
[22:09] Lichi Mae: so the dj's like 'what's this foo's name?' and bri and her friend yell ' it's fucking matt'
[22:10] Lichi Mae: in high school, and still now, all my friends call me fucking matt
[22:10] Lichi Mae: it's just annoying after a while...
[22:10] Lichi Mae: cuz EVERYONE but u does it
[22:10] Arblst1: i knew bri said that
[22:10] Arblst1: but i didn't know why
[22:10] Lichi Mae: so all the DJ's get on the mike, and chant 'fucking matt'
[22:11] Lichi Mae: and the entire club is cheering me on
[22:11] Arblst1: oh lawd
[22:11] Lichi Mae: and i'm like....i could SO be playing 9Dragons...
[22:11] Arblst1: >.>
[22:11] Arblst1: i just hit oc 1
[22:11] Lichi Mae: rc4
[22:11] Arblst1: going hybrid
[22:11] Lichi Mae: ?
[22:11] Arblst1: medic sucks
[22:11] Lichi Mae: oo
[22:11] Arblst1: i am going hybrid on this toon
[22:12] Arblst1: cuz it's the best soloing class
[22:12] Lichi Mae: i have to say i'm enjoying it
[22:13] Lichi Mae: ok, so the club is chanting that, and the song ends and we walk to sit down, my head buried in my hands, and the club starts clapping
[22:14] Lichi Mae: and some guy comes up, and says he got it all on camera, and that it's going on UTube
[22:14] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:14] Arblst1: i knew it was going to get worse...
[22:14] Arblst1: damn that sucks
[22:14] Lichi Mae: so, i'm just like...on the couch, just tired and lying back
[22:14] Lichi Mae: and PLOP
[22:15] Lichi Mae: she sits on my lap
[22:15] Lichi Mae: ....and she's one big motha fucka
[22:15] Arblst1: Lol
[22:15] Arblst1: ouch
[22:17] Lichi Mae: so she's like just trying to.....i'll leave out a LOT of details, but she gave me a condom, and we were just fooling around, dancing more, and fooling around
[22:17] Lichi Mae: and in these lounges, there are couchs that make booths for privaty
[22:17] Lichi Mae: not for that, but just in general
[22:18] Lichi Mae: and she tells me to fuck her right there....
[22:18] Lichi Mae: and i'm like....um.....i'm good
[22:18] Arblst1: wow
[22:18] Arblst1: yea, no way in hell
[22:18] Lichi Mae: ooooo it goes well in to this morning
[22:18] Arblst1: you were there overnight?
[22:18] Arblst1: oh shi-
[22:19] Lichi Mae: ya, the headlights, remember
[22:19] Arblst1: makes sense too
[22:19] Lichi Mae: so when we did talk, she said she had a lot of weed, so i made a mental note
[22:20] Lichi Mae: it's 11pm and bri has work in the morning, and we leave, and get her #
[22:20] Lichi Mae: so i decide that in the morning, i'll call and get a hookup before i leave
[22:21] Lichi Mae: so sleep, morning....6am
[22:21] Lichi Mae: i wake up from a nightmare, just jump up
[22:21] Lichi Mae: i don't remember what, i just do
[22:21] Lichi Mae: so i can't fall back asleep, and i got like 4 hours
[22:22] Arblst1: after a night like that, i can imagine you would
[22:22] Lichi Mae: so bri's grandma makes me breakfast, i talk to her for a bit, and i have to go run errands, like bank, gas, etc
[22:23] Lichi Mae: so i go out and look at my map...it ends right as the town starts
[22:23] Lichi Mae: so it's not on the map
[22:23] Lichi Mae: so i'm driving around, and i look at my tank
[22:23] Lichi Mae: it's on E
[22:24] Lichi Mae: so i drive to the closest gas station, and look in my wallet
[22:24] Lichi Mae: remember that cover rate for the club?
[22:24] Arblst1: yea
[22:24] Lichi Mae: i have $5
[22:24] Lichi Mae: to get back to SJ
[22:24] Lichi Mae: so i go to use my card
[22:25] Lichi Mae: insuffent funds
[22:25] Lichi Mae: it's all in my savings, not checking
[22:25] Arblst1: need a computer to xfer?
[22:25] Lichi Mae: no, i just needed to find an ATM
[22:25] Lichi Mae: and they didn't know where one was
[22:26] Lichi Mae: so i fill up with what i got and drive down the only street i remember
[22:26] Lichi Mae: i find a station and the letters ATM were in the window
[22:26] Lichi Mae: i think there was a point where i hugged the machine
[22:27] Lichi Mae: so i buy a map and some gum and a drink
[22:27] Lichi Mae: and i decided to call that chick from the club
[22:28] Lichi Mae: to get the hook up, and...finish what she'd promised...
[22:28] Lichi Mae: :< i'm so ashamed
[22:28] Arblst1: i can tell
[22:29] Arblst1: the ellipses give it away
[22:29] Lichi Mae: ;o;
[22:29] Lichi Mae: so i spend an hour trying to find where she lived
[22:29] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:29] Lichi Mae: so i FINALLY find her, and i see her in the light
[22:30] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:30] Lichi Mae: so i'm like....shit...
[22:30] Lichi Mae: can't go back now...
[22:30] Lichi Mae: so she was just talking, and didn't shut up
[22:31] Lichi Mae: and as it turns out, she thought i was 27, and closer to her OWN age...
[22:31] Arblst1: oh my god. lol
[22:31] Lichi Mae: guess a #?
[22:31] Arblst1: 32?
[22:31] Lichi Mae: next week
[22:32] Arblst1: 25
[22:32] Lichi Mae: no, she turns 32 next week
[22:32] Arblst1: oh
[22:32] Arblst1: i thought you meant: pick a number that's next week
[22:32] Lichi Mae: o
[22:33] Lichi Mae: no, her kids, though, are 14 and 7
[22:33] Arblst1: oh shit
[22:33] Lichi Mae: and she was talking about how she's gonna put a hit on her ex husband
[22:33] Arblst1: that's about the time you run
[22:33] Arblst1: lol and that's a bigger red flag
[22:33] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:34] Lichi Mae: but we go to the mall to drop off the camera of evil sin of the nite before at a longs
[22:34] Arblst1: or you could've smashed it to pieces
[22:35] Lichi Mae: and being as a drove a lexus in the ghetto, the niggas and playa be impressed
[22:35] Arblst1: Lol
[22:35] Lichi Mae: so she's like take a pictures behind the wheel
[22:35] Lichi Mae: of her behind the wheel...
[22:36] Lichi Mae: so we switch
[22:36] Lichi Mae: cuz by this point, i'm just....just give me head
[22:36] Lichi Mae: ....then go away
[22:37] Lichi Mae: so she's like, i know a nice place, so i'm like 'ok, let's switch back' and she starts to drive it
[22:37] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:37] Arblst1: tough decision time
[22:38] Arblst1: "don't drive my car" or no head, it would seem
[22:38] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:38] Lichi Mae: but the story goes on
[22:39] Lichi Mae: so she drives to this place behind a graveyard, and a cop car is like less than a block away
[22:40] Arblst1: o.O
[22:40] Lichi Mae: and i'm just like....ok, i need to leave in 15 mins
[22:40] Arblst1: how stupid do you have to be...
[22:40] Arblst1: but it's modesto
[22:40] Arblst1: so i guess i'm not surprised
[22:40] Lichi Mae: cuz i wanted to be out of there by 1
[22:40] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:41] Lichi Mae: she wouldn't shut up at longs, and she was talking the the cashier, and the clerk started to mock her tone, and it when over her head so i was just trying not to laugh
[22:42] Arblst1: lol
[22:42] Lichi Mae: so she's about to start, and a car drives in...
[22:42] Lichi Mae: and i
[22:42] Lichi Mae: i'm like fuck! forget it i need to go
[22:43] Lichi Mae: and she's like nope, let's go somewhere else
[22:43] Lichi Mae: so she's drives my car to a park
[22:43] Lichi Mae: and i finally get the keys back
[22:43] Lichi Mae: so she's like 'let's go walking and there's a spot where we can go
[22:44] Lichi Mae: and i'm just like....w/e.....
[22:44] Lichi Mae: then she was like....remember lacy peterson....this is the park scott killed her at
[22:44] Lichi Mae: ....and i was like.....omg....please don't kill me
[22:45] Arblst1: oh fuck
[22:45] Arblst1: wow not only that, but a total downer
[22:45] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:45] Lichi Mae: not only that, but she shows me the trail he dragged her from, and his house
[22:45] Arblst1: -.-
[22:46] Arblst1: what a fucking psycho
[22:46] Lichi Mae: and u know it's the house too
[22:46] Arblst1: o.O
[22:46] Arblst1: caution tape?
[22:46] Lichi Mae: still has a for sale sign
[22:46] Arblst1: lol wow
[22:46] Lichi Mae: and it's still that same fucking green
[22:47] Arblst1: i can't remember
[22:47] Arblst1: i didn't pay attention
[22:47] Lichi Mae: anyways we walk around and she was telling me when she was 14 her and like 20 friends would go there at night with sleeping bags and have orgies
[22:47] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:48] Lichi Mae: and i'm thinking....ok....i'm just gonna block u out til u go down
[22:48] Lichi Mae: so we get to the spot, and people are there
[22:49] Lichi Mae: and i'm pissed by this time, cuz it's 2:30 and it's been a freaking psycho waste of time, so we walk back
[22:49] Lichi Mae: she sees people walking dogs, and she talks to them, wating more time
[22:49] Lichi Mae: *wasting
[22:49] Arblst1: sigh
[22:49] Lichi Mae: and then she's like omg, i want one
[22:49] Arblst1: NO
[22:49] Arblst1: NONONONONONO lol
[22:50] Lichi Mae: i'll ask my BF to get me one!
[22:50] Lichi Mae: ...O_o
[22:50] Arblst1: yea, i thought so
[22:50] Lichi Mae: and she looks at me
[22:50] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:50] Arblst1: bitch, i don't have the money, and you have yet to put out, so don't call me bf yet
[22:50] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:51] Lichi Mae: so we walk back, and we stop by a tree, and i'm like 'enough is enough' and just wipe it out
[22:51] Lichi Mae: *whip
[22:51] Lichi Mae: so i got head in the middle of the field in the park lacy peterson was killed at in the middle of the afternoon
[22:52] Arblst1: lol...
[22:52] Arblst1: man if you were here right now lol
[22:52] Arblst1: it's so bad that it has to be true. i can't hold a straight face
[22:53] Lichi Mae: lol
[22:53] Lichi Mae: i was gonna straight up fuck her up against the tree
[22:53] Lichi Mae: but the dog people walked by again
[22:53] Lichi Mae: so i'm just like....ok, dick....u've been in control too long
[22:54] Lichi Mae: common sense kicks in
[22:54] Lichi Mae: so i walk fast back to my car
[22:54] Lichi Mae: and she grabs my hand with the keys, and i just grab them back, and take her where she needed to go
[22:55] Lichi Mae: and told her, 'ya, i'll come back when school
[22:55] Lichi Mae: 's on break
[22:55] Lichi Mae: and since i go to school in 'washington', it's hard to get around
[22:55] Lichi Mae: ;3
[22:56] Lichi Mae: so i drive out of the parking lot, and just into oncoming traffic, just floor it and get the fuck out of there
[22:57] Lichi Mae: and i don't stop
[22:57] Lichi Mae: i just head straight to the freeway and drive more than 100 mph all the way home
[22:58] Lichi Mae: screaming into my cellphone to bri 'YTF DO I ONLY MEET PSYCHOS???'
[22:58] Lichi Mae: then i got home and order pizza, smoked and played 9dragons
[22:59] Lichi Mae: and that's about the time you said: [21:29] Arblst1: hey
[22:59] Lichi Mae: and i said: [21:29] Lichi Mae: :V i'm not leaving my room ever again
[22:59] Arblst1: so...how was the head?
[22:59] Lichi Mae: ...meh...
School starts on the 29th. I'm not leaving until then. :<
[21:29] Lichi Mae: :V i'm not leaving my room ever again
[21:29] Arblst1: o.O
[21:29] Arblst1: now what'd you do
[21:30] Lichi Mae: it's long...
[21:30] Lichi Mae: so i'm going to the bathroom first
[21:30] Arblst1: lol ok
[21:38] Lichi Mae: h'okay
My Quest for getting Head for the First Time:
[21:39] Lichi Mae: i woke up yesterday, and bri called
[21:39] Lichi Mae: complaining as usual
[21:39] Arblst1: lol
[21:39] Lichi Mae: so i decided just to go to modesto and see her, cuz i haven't seen her in a while
[21:39] Lichi Mae: so i map quest it
[21:39] Lichi Mae: and it's 100 miles from here
[21:40] Lichi Mae: so i'm like...fuck
[21:40] Lichi Mae: so i pack a small bag, and just get in my car 30 minutes later
[21:40] Lichi Mae: i turn it on, and i have my lights automatic when u start the car
[21:41] Lichi Mae: but aparrently, now, if u turn them on, it shifts the entire car into reverse
[21:41] Arblst1: o.O
[21:41] Lichi Mae: so i'm just like...um....
[21:41] Arblst1: uh
[21:42] Lichi Mae: but i figured if i turned off the lights, it'd fix it, and it did
[21:42] Lichi Mae: but now, i can't drive at nite
[21:42] Arblst1: how is that possible
[21:42] Lichi Mae: idk
[21:42] Lichi Mae: it's just the beginning
[21:42] Arblst1: lights should not be connected to the drive train at all
[21:42] Lichi Mae: dude....i know that....i just need to show u to believe it
[21:42] Arblst1: lol
[21:42] Arblst1: ok ok
[21:42] Arblst1: continue
[21:43] Lichi Mae: so i head out
[21:43] Lichi Mae: and 100 miles takes about 2 hours
[21:43] Lichi Mae: 1:45 maybe
[21:43] Lichi Mae: so, i'm going like....120 on I-5
[21:43] Lichi Mae: no...580
[21:44] Lichi Mae: and the turnoff i need is like hidden
[21:44] Lichi Mae: cuz u need to take another one to get to it
[21:44] Lichi Mae: so i see it too late, and it's a offramp thatmakes a loop
[21:45] Lichi Mae: so i slam on the brakes at 80, and being it down to 20 mph and live
[21:45] Lichi Mae: so i've driving more, i get there blah blah
[21:46] Lichi Mae: we pick up one of bri's friends who was in the process of dumping this guy
[21:46] Lichi Mae: just a lot of drama
[21:46] Lichi Mae: ...
[21:46] Lichi Mae: and i'm just there...like...um...
[21:46] Arblst1: "wanna smoke already?" lol
[21:46] Lichi Mae: i was saying that as soon as i got there...
[21:47] Lichi Mae: so the entire time, it was just weird...
[21:47] Arblst1: did bri make you get her
[21:47] Arblst1: the friend.
[21:47] Lichi Mae: no, she drove
[21:47] Arblst1: ah
[21:48] Lichi Mae: and also there's a HUGE gang war between the mexicans and the blacks, like just killing people on the streets
[21:48] Arblst1: uh
[21:48] Arblst1: damn
[21:48] Lichi Mae: so imagine me, bri, and a black chick who was the friend walking around all day
[21:48] Lichi Mae: just people looking all funny
[21:49] Lichi Mae: and i'm like, what? it's not the '50s anymore
[21:49] Arblst1: to their faces?
[21:49] Lichi Mae: a
[21:49] Lichi Mae: *ya
[21:49] Arblst1: [ [>.<] ]
[21:49] Lichi Mae: i don't live there, fuck them
[21:49] Arblst1: that's not why i made the face
[21:49] Lichi Mae: so, we were trying to cheer everyone up
[21:50] Lichi Mae: so we went to the mall, which is like.....1/10 of valley fair
[21:50] Lichi Mae: it's like a foot locker, a crappy EB, and spencers
[21:50] Lichi Mae: and a starbucks
[21:51] Arblst1: lol that's not a mall
[21:51] Lichi Mae: to them it is
[21:51] Lichi Mae: u know 120? up to yosemite?
[21:51] Lichi Mae: u don't know, 2 streets off the main road, it's all fields
[21:51] Lichi Mae: that's all the town is
[21:52] Lichi Mae: fields and a BAD ghetto
[21:52] Arblst1: i don't stop when i'm going to yosemite or w/e lol
[21:52] Arblst1: we stop in oakdale, MAYBE, or manteca
[21:52] Lichi Mae: u drive through though
[21:52] Lichi Mae: and it's all fields
[21:53] Arblst1: oakdale gas station is about all i remember
[21:53] Lichi Mae: that's all the town is
[21:53] Lichi Mae: and a walmart and target [*angry*]
[21:53] Lichi Mae: so bri mentions a hookah lounge and it happened to be ladies night, so i just jump up, and decided that that is a must
[21:54] Lichi Mae: so we drive to the lounge, and we smoke a little bit, and go in
[21:54] Lichi Mae: it may have been ladies nite, but men have to pay $20
[21:54] Lichi Mae: ...
[21:54] Arblst1: ow
[21:54] Arblst1: what's the normal cost
[21:54] Lichi Mae: that's important later
[21:54] Lichi Mae: $20
[21:55] Lichi Mae: they are free
[21:55] Arblst1: huh what's free
[21:55] Arblst1: admission?
[21:55] Lichi Mae: o nm, it was 28
[21:55] Lichi Mae: $28
[21:55] Arblst1: you pay for what you smoke?
[21:55] Lichi Mae: for a hookah
[21:55] Arblst1: oh
[21:55] Arblst1: what if you bring your own
[21:55] Lichi Mae: and to get in
[21:55] Arblst1: or not allowed
[21:55] Lichi Mae: no
[21:55] Arblst1: never been to one so i'm just wondering lol
[21:55] Lichi Mae: so there's a cover rate for guys
[21:56] Lichi Mae: plus hookah rental
[21:56] Lichi Mae: so i'm like....shit, i only got so much $
[21:56] Lichi Mae: so i paid, and we sat down
[21:57] Lichi Mae: so we were the first ones there, cuz it was 8, and people don't start to come in til about 9:30
[21:57] Lichi Mae: so we're hanging out, and since it's a small town, everyone knows everyone
[21:58] Lichi Mae: and there are 5 uniformed cops in there cuz of the gang war, and it's a popular place
[21:58] Lichi Mae: so i'm all ready like....'nice...place...?'
[21:59] Arblst1: lol
[21:59] Lichi Mae: so we're there about an hour, and this one big chick sits with us asking to take our pictures
[21:59] Arblst1: uh
[22:00] Lichi Mae: so i just said, 'don't u chicks have enough myspace crap' just as sarcastism
[22:00] Lichi Mae: and they're all like OMG I [ [<3] ] MYSPACE, proving my point
[22:01] Lichi Mae: so we're like 'ok, take the pics' and then she told me to put my hand around my gf's waist, and we were like, we're just friends
[22:01] Lichi Mae: so she automatically assumes i'm gay
[22:02] Lichi Mae: so i just stand up and start saying WTF
[22:02] Arblst1: wow
[22:02] Lichi Mae: and i ranted a bit, but i was told to shut up, so they took the pictures
[22:03] Lichi Mae: and then she decided the get in the pictures, with them and acted like i was their pimp
[22:03] Lichi Mae: and she started making moves on me
[22:03] Lichi Mae: ok, since u've never been in a lounge before, it's dark
[22:03] Lichi Mae: very dark
[22:03] Lichi Mae: but i'm desperate, so i was like....meh...y not?
[22:04] Lichi Mae: so the dj's playing rap, like all ghetto dumbasses do, and she says 'let's go dancing' and grabs my arm
[22:05] Arblst1: lol
[22:05] Lichi Mae: and by this time, there are 40+ people in the club
[22:05] Arblst1: oh god
[22:05] Arblst1: i hate dancing
[22:05] Arblst1: -.-
[22:05] Lichi Mae: and two big people on the dance floor freaking
[22:05] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:05] Lichi Mae: ain't pretty
[22:05] Lichi Mae: for anyone
[22:06] Lichi Mae: so i'm trying to dance and just not think that the entire club was watching
[22:06] Lichi Mae: and they were
[22:07] Lichi Mae: so the dj knew the chick and was just encouraging it
[22:07] Arblst1: damn..
[22:08] Lichi Mae: so he's like 'UP AGAINST DA' WALL!" so she threw and pinned me against the wall, and was dry humping me
[22:08] Lichi Mae: and i'm just like...omg....someone....
[22:08] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:09] Arblst1: i don't even want to say: "just when you thought it couldn't get any worse"
[22:09] Arblst1: because i know it probably did
[22:09] Lichi Mae: so the dj's like 'what's this foo's name?' and bri and her friend yell ' it's fucking matt'
[22:10] Lichi Mae: in high school, and still now, all my friends call me fucking matt
[22:10] Lichi Mae: it's just annoying after a while...
[22:10] Lichi Mae: cuz EVERYONE but u does it
[22:10] Arblst1: i knew bri said that
[22:10] Arblst1: but i didn't know why
[22:10] Lichi Mae: so all the DJ's get on the mike, and chant 'fucking matt'
[22:11] Lichi Mae: and the entire club is cheering me on
[22:11] Arblst1: oh lawd
[22:11] Lichi Mae: and i'm like....i could SO be playing 9Dragons...
[22:11] Arblst1: >.>
[22:11] Arblst1: i just hit oc 1
[22:11] Lichi Mae: rc4
[22:11] Arblst1: going hybrid
[22:11] Lichi Mae: ?
[22:11] Arblst1: medic sucks
[22:11] Lichi Mae: oo
[22:11] Arblst1: i am going hybrid on this toon
[22:12] Arblst1: cuz it's the best soloing class
[22:12] Lichi Mae: i have to say i'm enjoying it
[22:13] Lichi Mae: ok, so the club is chanting that, and the song ends and we walk to sit down, my head buried in my hands, and the club starts clapping
[22:14] Lichi Mae: and some guy comes up, and says he got it all on camera, and that it's going on UTube
[22:14] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:14] Arblst1: i knew it was going to get worse...
[22:14] Arblst1: damn that sucks
[22:14] Lichi Mae: so, i'm just like...on the couch, just tired and lying back
[22:14] Lichi Mae: and PLOP
[22:15] Lichi Mae: she sits on my lap
[22:15] Lichi Mae: ....and she's one big motha fucka
[22:15] Arblst1: Lol
[22:15] Arblst1: ouch
[22:17] Lichi Mae: so she's like just trying to.....i'll leave out a LOT of details, but she gave me a condom, and we were just fooling around, dancing more, and fooling around
[22:17] Lichi Mae: and in these lounges, there are couchs that make booths for privaty
[22:17] Lichi Mae: not for that, but just in general
[22:18] Lichi Mae: and she tells me to fuck her right there....
[22:18] Lichi Mae: and i'm like....um.....i'm good
[22:18] Arblst1: wow
[22:18] Arblst1: yea, no way in hell
[22:18] Lichi Mae: ooooo it goes well in to this morning
[22:18] Arblst1: you were there overnight?
[22:18] Arblst1: oh shi-
[22:19] Lichi Mae: ya, the headlights, remember
[22:19] Arblst1: makes sense too
[22:19] Lichi Mae: so when we did talk, she said she had a lot of weed, so i made a mental note
[22:20] Lichi Mae: it's 11pm and bri has work in the morning, and we leave, and get her #
[22:20] Lichi Mae: so i decide that in the morning, i'll call and get a hookup before i leave
[22:21] Lichi Mae: so sleep, morning....6am
[22:21] Lichi Mae: i wake up from a nightmare, just jump up
[22:21] Lichi Mae: i don't remember what, i just do
[22:21] Lichi Mae: so i can't fall back asleep, and i got like 4 hours
[22:22] Arblst1: after a night like that, i can imagine you would
[22:22] Lichi Mae: so bri's grandma makes me breakfast, i talk to her for a bit, and i have to go run errands, like bank, gas, etc
[22:23] Lichi Mae: so i go out and look at my map...it ends right as the town starts
[22:23] Lichi Mae: so it's not on the map
[22:23] Lichi Mae: so i'm driving around, and i look at my tank
[22:23] Lichi Mae: it's on E
[22:24] Lichi Mae: so i drive to the closest gas station, and look in my wallet
[22:24] Lichi Mae: remember that cover rate for the club?
[22:24] Arblst1: yea
[22:24] Lichi Mae: i have $5
[22:24] Lichi Mae: to get back to SJ
[22:24] Lichi Mae: so i go to use my card
[22:25] Lichi Mae: insuffent funds
[22:25] Lichi Mae: it's all in my savings, not checking
[22:25] Arblst1: need a computer to xfer?
[22:25] Lichi Mae: no, i just needed to find an ATM
[22:25] Lichi Mae: and they didn't know where one was
[22:26] Lichi Mae: so i fill up with what i got and drive down the only street i remember
[22:26] Lichi Mae: i find a station and the letters ATM were in the window
[22:26] Lichi Mae: i think there was a point where i hugged the machine
[22:27] Lichi Mae: so i buy a map and some gum and a drink
[22:27] Lichi Mae: and i decided to call that chick from the club
[22:28] Lichi Mae: to get the hook up, and...finish what she'd promised...
[22:28] Lichi Mae: :< i'm so ashamed
[22:28] Arblst1: i can tell
[22:29] Arblst1: the ellipses give it away
[22:29] Lichi Mae: ;o;
[22:29] Lichi Mae: so i spend an hour trying to find where she lived
[22:29] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:29] Lichi Mae: so i FINALLY find her, and i see her in the light
[22:30] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:30] Lichi Mae: so i'm like....shit...
[22:30] Lichi Mae: can't go back now...
[22:30] Lichi Mae: so she was just talking, and didn't shut up
[22:31] Lichi Mae: and as it turns out, she thought i was 27, and closer to her OWN age...
[22:31] Arblst1: oh my god. lol
[22:31] Lichi Mae: guess a #?
[22:31] Arblst1: 32?
[22:31] Lichi Mae: next week
[22:32] Arblst1: 25
[22:32] Lichi Mae: no, she turns 32 next week
[22:32] Arblst1: oh
[22:32] Arblst1: i thought you meant: pick a number that's next week
[22:32] Lichi Mae: o
[22:33] Lichi Mae: no, her kids, though, are 14 and 7
[22:33] Arblst1: oh shit
[22:33] Lichi Mae: and she was talking about how she's gonna put a hit on her ex husband
[22:33] Arblst1: that's about the time you run
[22:33] Arblst1: lol and that's a bigger red flag
[22:33] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:34] Lichi Mae: but we go to the mall to drop off the camera of evil sin of the nite before at a longs
[22:34] Arblst1: or you could've smashed it to pieces
[22:35] Lichi Mae: and being as a drove a lexus in the ghetto, the niggas and playa be impressed
[22:35] Arblst1: Lol
[22:35] Lichi Mae: so she's like take a pictures behind the wheel
[22:35] Lichi Mae: of her behind the wheel...
[22:36] Lichi Mae: so we switch
[22:36] Lichi Mae: cuz by this point, i'm just....just give me head
[22:36] Lichi Mae: ....then go away
[22:37] Lichi Mae: so she's like, i know a nice place, so i'm like 'ok, let's switch back' and she starts to drive it
[22:37] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:37] Arblst1: tough decision time
[22:38] Arblst1: "don't drive my car" or no head, it would seem
[22:38] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:38] Lichi Mae: but the story goes on
[22:39] Lichi Mae: so she drives to this place behind a graveyard, and a cop car is like less than a block away
[22:40] Arblst1: o.O
[22:40] Lichi Mae: and i'm just like....ok, i need to leave in 15 mins
[22:40] Arblst1: how stupid do you have to be...
[22:40] Arblst1: but it's modesto
[22:40] Arblst1: so i guess i'm not surprised
[22:40] Lichi Mae: cuz i wanted to be out of there by 1
[22:40] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:41] Lichi Mae: she wouldn't shut up at longs, and she was talking the the cashier, and the clerk started to mock her tone, and it when over her head so i was just trying not to laugh
[22:42] Arblst1: lol
[22:42] Lichi Mae: so she's about to start, and a car drives in...
[22:42] Lichi Mae: and i
[22:42] Lichi Mae: i'm like fuck! forget it i need to go
[22:43] Lichi Mae: and she's like nope, let's go somewhere else
[22:43] Lichi Mae: so she's drives my car to a park
[22:43] Lichi Mae: and i finally get the keys back
[22:43] Lichi Mae: so she's like 'let's go walking and there's a spot where we can go
[22:44] Lichi Mae: and i'm just like....w/e.....
[22:44] Lichi Mae: then she was like....remember lacy peterson....this is the park scott killed her at
[22:44] Lichi Mae: ....and i was like.....omg....please don't kill me
[22:45] Arblst1: oh fuck
[22:45] Arblst1: wow not only that, but a total downer
[22:45] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:45] Lichi Mae: not only that, but she shows me the trail he dragged her from, and his house
[22:45] Arblst1: -.-
[22:46] Arblst1: what a fucking psycho
[22:46] Lichi Mae: and u know it's the house too
[22:46] Arblst1: o.O
[22:46] Arblst1: caution tape?
[22:46] Lichi Mae: still has a for sale sign
[22:46] Arblst1: lol wow
[22:46] Lichi Mae: and it's still that same fucking green
[22:47] Arblst1: i can't remember
[22:47] Arblst1: i didn't pay attention
[22:47] Lichi Mae: anyways we walk around and she was telling me when she was 14 her and like 20 friends would go there at night with sleeping bags and have orgies
[22:47] Lichi Mae: ....
[22:48] Lichi Mae: and i'm thinking....ok....i'm just gonna block u out til u go down
[22:48] Lichi Mae: so we get to the spot, and people are there
[22:49] Lichi Mae: and i'm pissed by this time, cuz it's 2:30 and it's been a freaking psycho waste of time, so we walk back
[22:49] Lichi Mae: she sees people walking dogs, and she talks to them, wating more time
[22:49] Lichi Mae: *wasting
[22:49] Arblst1: sigh
[22:49] Lichi Mae: and then she's like omg, i want one
[22:49] Arblst1: NO
[22:49] Arblst1: NONONONONONO lol
[22:50] Lichi Mae: i'll ask my BF to get me one!
[22:50] Lichi Mae: ...O_o
[22:50] Arblst1: yea, i thought so
[22:50] Lichi Mae: and she looks at me
[22:50] Lichi Mae: ...
[22:50] Arblst1: bitch, i don't have the money, and you have yet to put out, so don't call me bf yet
[22:50] Lichi Mae: ya
[22:51] Lichi Mae: so we walk back, and we stop by a tree, and i'm like 'enough is enough' and just wipe it out
[22:51] Lichi Mae: *whip
[22:51] Lichi Mae: so i got head in the middle of the field in the park lacy peterson was killed at in the middle of the afternoon
[22:52] Arblst1: lol...
[22:52] Arblst1: man if you were here right now lol
[22:52] Arblst1: it's so bad that it has to be true. i can't hold a straight face
[22:53] Lichi Mae: lol
[22:53] Lichi Mae: i was gonna straight up fuck her up against the tree
[22:53] Lichi Mae: but the dog people walked by again
[22:53] Lichi Mae: so i'm just like....ok, dick....u've been in control too long
[22:54] Lichi Mae: common sense kicks in
[22:54] Lichi Mae: so i walk fast back to my car
[22:54] Lichi Mae: and she grabs my hand with the keys, and i just grab them back, and take her where she needed to go
[22:55] Lichi Mae: and told her, 'ya, i'll come back when school
[22:55] Lichi Mae: 's on break
[22:55] Lichi Mae: and since i go to school in 'washington', it's hard to get around
[22:55] Lichi Mae: ;3
[22:56] Lichi Mae: so i drive out of the parking lot, and just into oncoming traffic, just floor it and get the fuck out of there
[22:57] Lichi Mae: and i don't stop
[22:57] Lichi Mae: i just head straight to the freeway and drive more than 100 mph all the way home
[22:58] Lichi Mae: screaming into my cellphone to bri 'YTF DO I ONLY MEET PSYCHOS???'
[22:58] Lichi Mae: then i got home and order pizza, smoked and played 9dragons
[22:59] Lichi Mae: and that's about the time you said: [21:29] Arblst1: hey
[22:59] Lichi Mae: and i said: [21:29] Lichi Mae: :V i'm not leaving my room ever again
[22:59] Arblst1: so...how was the head?
[22:59] Lichi Mae: ...meh...
School starts on the 29th. I'm not leaving until then. :<
<3<3<3<3
I only attract psychos. :<
Dude, I'm sorry. You ever meet me, I'm gonna introduce you to some nice girls that won't be fucking pulling this shit. Hell, use my house and get blown, man.
You earned it.