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Eurofurence!
9 years ago
Ah yesss... this year things seem to finally work out, so it'll be the very first Eurofurence for me. I am quite curiousss, I must say, and of course I'll do this fine little meme here.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel, Essstrel.
Means of transportation?
By train, yessir.
Sharing a room with:
An evil black panther!
What is your gender?
Male.
Relationship Status:
Lone Wolf here... well, sssingle!
Which languages do you speak?
I can speak English and am even better in German
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Very good question, as this is the first EF for me, and I simply don't have a clue. I am gonna have some appointmentsss, though... so here and there, I guess.
Who will you be with?
Some nice prey items from our Telegram group. : 3
Do you do free art?
You wouldn't my art anyway, even if it's free. XD
Do you do trades?
Yesss. I'll let you have my feet, you let them have your breath. >: 3
Do you do commissions?
I SO am no artist at all, dudesss.
Can I dance with you?
I can do headbanging... and that's pretty much was it.
Can I touch you?
Well, since I have these new pills, so I am not gonna explode anymore as soon as someone touches me...
Can I talk to you?
Sure thing! : D Perhaps we already had contact vie Skype or whatever, and I like meeting people. Don't be shy, I won't bite... as a python I just strangle. ^^
Can I hug you?
Try and die. : 3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why would anyone want that? XD I don't have a suit anyway.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Absolutely not necessary. A footrub, though... hmmm... >: D
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Almost no alcohol, and absolutely no smoking.
Can I give you lots of money?
Sure! But Deutsche Mark, please... noone knows how long the Euro will still be around. XD
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Imagine youself jumping into a cage with real life rock python and hugging it. Does that sound like a good idea?
Can we hang out?
Sure thhhing. Perhaps you might teach me more about the eurofurence universe, who knows???
Are you nice?
I really think that I am. I get along well with people, as long as they didn't show up with AKs, RPGs, TNT and exrteme religious attitudesss.
Other cons you may go to?
Nope, EF is the only con for me this year.
Attending any events?
No plans here, I think I'll just wait and ssee.
How can I find you at the con?
I hopefully will have a badge. : )==<
Can we go out for a dinner?
Let'sss see. Perhaps YOU'll be the dinner for this python. : 9
Are you buying art?
Guess not, nah.
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Dudes, only one serious rule: walking up at me and simply saying something like "Do you RP" will have you find yourself under my feet.
What is the best way to contact you?
Perhaps best way is via Telegram. Am Greer Snake there.
May I kidnap you to my room?
May I footsmother you in defense, then? : 3
Where are you staying?
Main hotel, Essstrel.
Means of transportation?
By train, yessir.
Sharing a room with:
An evil black panther!
What is your gender?
Male.
Relationship Status:
Lone Wolf here... well, sssingle!
Which languages do you speak?
I can speak English and am even better in German
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Very good question, as this is the first EF for me, and I simply don't have a clue. I am gonna have some appointmentsss, though... so here and there, I guess.
Who will you be with?
Some nice prey items from our Telegram group. : 3
Do you do free art?
You wouldn't my art anyway, even if it's free. XD
Do you do trades?
Yesss. I'll let you have my feet, you let them have your breath. >: 3
Do you do commissions?
I SO am no artist at all, dudesss.
Can I dance with you?
I can do headbanging... and that's pretty much was it.
Can I touch you?
Well, since I have these new pills, so I am not gonna explode anymore as soon as someone touches me...
Can I talk to you?
Sure thing! : D Perhaps we already had contact vie Skype or whatever, and I like meeting people. Don't be shy, I won't bite... as a python I just strangle. ^^
Can I hug you?
Try and die. : 3
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why would anyone want that? XD I don't have a suit anyway.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Absolutely not necessary. A footrub, though... hmmm... >: D
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Almost no alcohol, and absolutely no smoking.
Can I give you lots of money?
Sure! But Deutsche Mark, please... noone knows how long the Euro will still be around. XD
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Imagine youself jumping into a cage with real life rock python and hugging it. Does that sound like a good idea?
Can we hang out?
Sure thhhing. Perhaps you might teach me more about the eurofurence universe, who knows???
Are you nice?
I really think that I am. I get along well with people, as long as they didn't show up with AKs, RPGs, TNT and exrteme religious attitudesss.
Other cons you may go to?
Nope, EF is the only con for me this year.
Attending any events?
No plans here, I think I'll just wait and ssee.
How can I find you at the con?
I hopefully will have a badge. : )==<
Can we go out for a dinner?
Let'sss see. Perhaps YOU'll be the dinner for this python. : 9
Are you buying art?
Guess not, nah.
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Dudes, only one serious rule: walking up at me and simply saying something like "Do you RP" will have you find yourself under my feet.
What is the best way to contact you?
Perhaps best way is via Telegram. Am Greer Snake there.
May I kidnap you to my room?
May I footsmother you in defense, then? : 3
[Für mich ist's meine dritte. Wär schön dich mal RL zu sehen. :3]
Äh... wovon reden Sie da? Wer sind Sie eigentlich? XD
Aber hey, deshalb ja ALMOST! Seitdem habe ich aber auch keinen solchen Umtrunk mehr gehabt, isch schwöar, Alder!