Things about me
9 years ago
stolen from 
Not many folks still dig around my profile, but I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd do this. Why not right?
- Name: Kyle
- Single or taken: Taken by
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Dec 20
- Sign: Sagittarius
- Hair color: Boring brown
- Eye color: Blue
- Height: 6'3"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi as fuuuuck.
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Redkenn Color Extend
- What are you listening to right now?: MCSE training modules
- Who is the last person that called you?: Muh boss.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Uhhh, no clue. Don't really use chat clients anymore...
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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: CAT. Obvs.
- Colour: Orange/Yellow I think.
- Drink: Root Beer, Reds Apple Ale, Pina Colaaadas.
- Element: FIRE
- Food: Meat, all kinds. Steak and Fish are my favs.
- Game: Dark Souls 1/2/3
- Movie: Uhhh, I dunno. :[ Maybe recently the Babadook?
- Song: I don't really listen to music. JESUS I'M DULL. Maybe the Marble Machine by Wintergarten?
- Subjects in school: Science and History.
- T.V.: Game of Thrones
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Yes. Many times. Bathroom sex is pretty awkward btw.
- Smoked?: Never.
- Bungee jumped?: I wish :[
- Made yourself throw up?:When I was in high school and I wanted to get out of a test, yeah I did.
- Skinny dipped?: In the Dominican Republic yes >3>
- Ever been in love?: Of course.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Negative.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Whoa man all the fuckin' time.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Often. We like, live together.
- Cried when someone died?: I have yes.
- Lied: I try not to. But I sometimes do, yes.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Crushed on a best friend. Never like, fallen head over heels for them.
- Used someone?: Mmmm... Probably at work. I don't think so personally...
- Done something you regret?: Yep.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Boxers :x
- Desktop picture: Default windows background. I get more boring by the line.
- CD in player: Pictures of my daughter and family.
- DVD in player: Spirited Away.
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched:
- Hugged:
- You kissed:
- You IMed:
- Talk to online:
- You sexed it up with:
(noticing a trend here)
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: I do my best.
- Open-minded?: Very.
- Arrogant?: Absolutely ):
- Insecure?: More than I want to be.
- Random?: Not really.
- Hungry?: Fuckin always. I'm making steak for dinner so it's sitting out becoming room temperature before I grill that shit up.
- Smart?: Book smart, very.
- Moody?: Not really.
- Organized?: No. But somehow it works.
- Shy?: Ehhh. Not really. Just introverted.
- Difficult?: I can be, yes.
- Bored easily?: Not particularly.
- Entertained easily?: Yes.
- Obsessed?: Yeaaaah.
- Lazy?: My god damn life. Except at work. I can't really afford to be lazy at work.
- Angry?: Quiet angry, not loud angry, and usually at stupid shit I can't really control.
- Happy?: Mostly. Stress tends to weigh on my happiness.
- Hyper?: Not often.
- Trusting?: Probably not really trusting enough.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: I wake up, shower, brush my teeth, put my pants on, let the dogs out, feed the cats, kiss the wife and kid, go to work.
- Love is: Learning something new.
- I dream about: Nothing I can remember.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Hips that can't lie. MM.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Either myself, or one of my coworkers. (i consider myself pretty funny ok)
- Makes you smile:
-Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her:
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: aint nobody got time fo dat
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: It would be interesting to experience, but I'm not sure, I kinda like being a dude. Periods seem like they suck.
- Wish you were younger?: No. I'm the youngest one at my office, any younger and I'd be a baby.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No. I cry because of sad movies and traumatic events. Generally harmful comments don't phase me.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: 1. I was the heartbreaker all the other times. :T
- Of Cd's: Nooooone? Unless disks for drivers and operating systems count.
- Of scars on my body: Two, one between my eyes where I had a large open wound when I was a kid, and one on my finger when I was in a huge car accident on the highway.
- Of bones I've broken: None. I drink lots of milk I guess.

Not many folks still dig around my profile, but I'm kinda bored so I figured I'd do this. Why not right?
- Name: Kyle
- Single or taken: Taken by

- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Dec 20
- Sign: Sagittarius
- Hair color: Boring brown
- Eye color: Blue
- Height: 6'3"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi as fuuuuck.
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S P E C I F I C S
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Redkenn Color Extend
- What are you listening to right now?: MCSE training modules
- Who is the last person that called you?: Muh boss.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Uhhh, no clue. Don't really use chat clients anymore...
____________________________________________________________________________
F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: CAT. Obvs.
- Colour: Orange/Yellow I think.
- Drink: Root Beer, Reds Apple Ale, Pina Colaaadas.
- Element: FIRE
- Food: Meat, all kinds. Steak and Fish are my favs.
- Game: Dark Souls 1/2/3
- Movie: Uhhh, I dunno. :[ Maybe recently the Babadook?
- Song: I don't really listen to music. JESUS I'M DULL. Maybe the Marble Machine by Wintergarten?
- Subjects in school: Science and History.
- T.V.: Game of Thrones
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Yes. Many times. Bathroom sex is pretty awkward btw.
- Smoked?: Never.
- Bungee jumped?: I wish :[
- Made yourself throw up?:When I was in high school and I wanted to get out of a test, yeah I did.
- Skinny dipped?: In the Dominican Republic yes >3>
- Ever been in love?: Of course.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Negative.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Whoa man all the fuckin' time.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Often. We like, live together.
- Cried when someone died?: I have yes.
- Lied: I try not to. But I sometimes do, yes.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Crushed on a best friend. Never like, fallen head over heels for them.
- Used someone?: Mmmm... Probably at work. I don't think so personally...
- Done something you regret?: Yep.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Boxers :x
- Desktop picture: Default windows background. I get more boring by the line.
- CD in player: Pictures of my daughter and family.
- DVD in player: Spirited Away.
____________________________________________________________________________
L A S T | P E R S O N
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched:

- Hugged:

- You kissed:

- You IMed:

- Talk to online:

- You sexed it up with:

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: I do my best.
- Open-minded?: Very.
- Arrogant?: Absolutely ):
- Insecure?: More than I want to be.
- Random?: Not really.
- Hungry?: Fuckin always. I'm making steak for dinner so it's sitting out becoming room temperature before I grill that shit up.
- Smart?: Book smart, very.
- Moody?: Not really.
- Organized?: No. But somehow it works.
- Shy?: Ehhh. Not really. Just introverted.
- Difficult?: I can be, yes.
- Bored easily?: Not particularly.
- Entertained easily?: Yes.
- Obsessed?: Yeaaaah.
- Lazy?: My god damn life. Except at work. I can't really afford to be lazy at work.
- Angry?: Quiet angry, not loud angry, and usually at stupid shit I can't really control.
- Happy?: Mostly. Stress tends to weigh on my happiness.
- Hyper?: Not often.
- Trusting?: Probably not really trusting enough.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: I wake up, shower, brush my teeth, put my pants on, let the dogs out, feed the cats, kiss the wife and kid, go to work.
- Love is: Learning something new.
- I dream about: Nothing I can remember.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Hips that can't lie. MM.
___________________________________________________________________________
W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Either myself, or one of my coworkers. (i consider myself pretty funny ok)
- Makes you smile:

-Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her:

_____________________________
D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: aint nobody got time fo dat
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: It would be interesting to experience, but I'm not sure, I kinda like being a dude. Periods seem like they suck.
- Wish you were younger?: No. I'm the youngest one at my office, any younger and I'd be a baby.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No. I cry because of sad movies and traumatic events. Generally harmful comments don't phase me.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: 1. I was the heartbreaker all the other times. :T
- Of Cd's: Nooooone? Unless disks for drivers and operating systems count.
- Of scars on my body: Two, one between my eyes where I had a large open wound when I was a kid, and one on my finger when I was in a huge car accident on the highway.
- Of bones I've broken: None. I drink lots of milk I guess.