Because I fold under peer pressure

Where are you staying?
In a hotel room, duh!

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Most likely not. I might peek in on a few just to make sure things are going alright, but I won't have time to actually attend any of them.

Will you be suiting?
Nope.

What is your gender?
*looks in pants* I has a penis. So I'll act all boy-like.

How tall are you?
5'9" ... on a good day.

May I talk to you?
Sure, but don't take it personally if I don't make small talk, since I'll be performing my staff duties all day, every day.

Can I touch you?
Really? ... really... No, not unless I already know you.

How can I find you?
Do something wrong/stupid/dangerous. You'll find me REALLY fast.

Can I buy you drinks?
Normally, I'd say yes, But since I'm working security for the con, I need to be sober (until Sunday night).

Can I give you stuff?
As long as it's not biological in nature!!!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Maybe. Again, really got to know you in order for that to happen.

Do you have an artist table?
Nope.

Will you be going to parties?
Only to break them up if they get out of hand!

Will you be performing?
Not in the capacity that you're probably thinking.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Do something stupid. Try me.... But seriously, calling out "Frost" is enough to get my attention.

Can I take your picture?
I don't know why you'd WANT to, but sure, whatever floats your boat.

Let's make this year a fun and enjoyable con! Try not to make my job too hard!