A little fiction with oddly un edited dialogue.

MeanJay: An unreasonable barber.
Novafarts: Brave sweetheart who fairly deserves a free haircut.
Bunny Client: Unfortunate client of MeanJay

Scene starts: Exterior shot of MeanJay's Barber shop.

*Novafarts timidly opens the door, but smiles warmly at the busy barber*

Novafarts: Hi sweetie do you do requests?

*They unveil long beautiful hair from under their helmet.*

*confused and then suddenly angry, MeanJay gives a glance toward the doorway, and spits on the floor before returning to his work... grumbling*

MeanJay: "In what universe is it appropriate to ask a professional to give you their services for free?"

"I'm rather offended being asked this."

*MeanJay nearly nicks his client's long bunny ear due to being distracted*

*The bunny client trembles and sweats*

*Novafarts Is rightfully taken aback*

Novafarts: "Oh emmm. I only asked :("

*They put their helmet back on with a sigh of defeat... perhaps the next barber will be more understanding.*

*MeanJay stops clipping and stares at this honest specimen standing in the doorway of his establishment*

MeanJay: "Still means you greatly undervalue barbers. You dont get to go back on that gesture."

*He spits again before returning to work*

*In a burst of bravery, Novafarts stands up tall*

Novafarts: "I really don't understand meep. Ever heard of the term, if you don't ask you don't get? Now please...don't vent on me I am not the right person for that."

*Unreasonably annoyed at persistence of this brave individual, MeanJay stops clipping once again*

MeanJay: "You wouldn't ask an exterminator for a free spraying, or a mechanic for a free tune-up.

It's very offensive and shitty that it's suddenly okay to ask for free work from a barber. What is there not to understand? With that question you've expressed that you do not value a barber's time, effort and ability.

*He gestures wildly with his clippers like an angry caricature*

MeanJay: "You made a shitty move so I'm calling you out on it. Just because you don't think it's shitty doesn't make it any less shitty to other people besides yourself. You don't get to offend someone and then behave evasively.

You dont like it? too bad. "

*MeanJay returns to his work with increased intensity, and dangerously buzzes close to the bunny scalp*

*MeanJay's bunny client gulps nervously*

*Novafarts firmly stands their ground*

Novafarts: "Well emm I am sorry but you don't have to blow this out of proportion. You are being very mean to me for what? Nothing. I maybe anonomuse and you don't even know me so you can't make a judgement on a seconds interaction."

*a light shines upon Novafarts from heaven, beaming with approval as they speak truth and bravery*

So I am sorry but you need to just relax and well try not to over react. I asked because I wanted to ask just chill out, don't be salty.

*a microphone materializes in Novafart's hand just so they can drop it on the floor*

*MeanJay angrily throws his clippers into nearby bucket with a THUD. He rests his hands on his hips in a confrontational gesture, facing the timid hero. His mean unreasonable face throbbing with anger*

MeanJay: "Don't call your screw ups "nothing". That doesn't clear you of responsibility. You sound like someone who's not used to owning up to their mistakes. Don't hide behind buzzwords like Salty. Just deal with it. You fucked up kiddo. I accept your apology and can move on, but don't pretend you didn't do anything wrong. Learn from this and you'll be fine."

*In a powerful gesture to release all free haircuts from the tyranny of barbers, Novafarts puts their foot down firmly. An entire choir of angels back them up as Nova closes their eyes with righteous indignation. The stage is theirs.*

Novafarts: "No, how about you just smegoff. You clearly have something wrong with you. You need to learn from this. Don't just overreact and attack anyone you please.

With that I'm just going to leave. I don't have time to deal with petty shit from anyone. Especially psychopaths.

As you say "You fucked up kiddo" and you complain about buzzwords. You are a hypocrite and I think you need to see a doctor about your SERIOUSE personality problem you have.

GOODBYE and good luck in your future...I guess."

*MeanJay is knocked off his feet by the shockwave of power, truth and honesty that explodes fourth from the mouth of Novafarts. he flies across the room and slams into a mess of barber supplies near the back of his establishment. He is buried under his own tools of the trade. For a moment he struggles and suddenly bursts angrily from the pile of rubble like a villain often does, with full intention to deliver an antagonistic rebuttal.

*But it appears as though the sweet pure Novafarts has departed. No longer in the doorway.*

MeanJay: "DAMN YOU NOVAFARTS!!!!!!!"

*his shout echos throughout the world*

*Bunny client with his lopsided haircut steps into view, timidly holding his hat over his chest while gesturing toward the doorway*

Bunny client: C-can I leave now?"

MeanJay: *growls* "SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN!"

*angry buzzing sounds can be heard as the camera slowly backs away from the exterior of the frightening barber shop*

*fade to black*

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GOSH! it really makes you think huh????