TheMaskedLion asked me to do this, so I guess I will. However, I don't want to do it alone, so I'm going to make one of my CoH characters, Rand Tanner, do it too.

Rand: "..."

Rand's a former human and Ranger in training from a DnD-ish world, turned into a Gnoll by a Reincarnate spell when he was 14 years old.

Rand: "I don't want to do this."

Too bad. You ready?

Rand: "You know I'm not good at reading..."

I'll read it to you. Here we go.

(Me: X. Rand, +)

Fire
[] If you get in my way I'll POUND YOU!
[] I confide in my Passion!
[] I can beat anyone with my superior will!
[] I don't like to wait to get what I want.
[+] I like warm weather and lots of sun.
[] Caution is not worth sacrificing efficiency, in some cases.
[] I have a short temper.
[] I like Spicy/Savory food. And it's gotta be hot!
[x+] It's important to fight for what's right! Very much!
[] Music should be fast and powerful. It should make me want to dance!
Total: Me 1, Rand 2

Water:
[x+] If you get in my way, I'll just go around you.
[x+] Versatility is invaluable.
[x] I can overcome anything with my superior wit.
[x] I'll get what I want using a method you hadn't considered.
[x+] I like when it rains.
[x+] I'll help you if you need it, but don't get greedy.
[] I'm willing to bend my morals for the sake of progress.
[+] I like food that soothes my body. Like how you can feel water run all the way into your belly.
[] A solution can be found with diplomacy.
[+] Music should be soft and soothing, but also focused if that makes sense.
Total: Me 6, Rand 6

Earth:
[] If you get in my way, I'll get in your way!
[+] I center myself on Focus!
[+] I can't be overcome by anything. I'll stay right here until you give up!
[x+] I can wait for what I want.
[x] I like cool mornings and lazy evenings.
[] I bet I could beat you in a staring contest. Don't lose focus!
[+] I won't sacrifice my morals for anything. I have them for a reason.
[x+] I like earthy/savory foods. Like heavy breads and red meat.
[+] I respect devotion and order.
[+] Music should be strong and steady. Like the beat of your heart.
Total: Me 3, Rand 7

Air:
[x] You can't get in my way. Haha!
[] I believe in total freedom!
[] I already have everything I could want.
[] It's impossible to stop me, because I'm not limited by the same things as you.
[+] I like a refreshing breeze on a warm day. With lots of white clouds.
[] I live in the moment and act on my impulsive desires.
[] What's the point in getting angry? Just have fun!
[x] I like light and sweet foods, like sweet breads and water-based broths.
[] I'll do anything to be free and happy.
[] Music should dance in my ears and remind me of what it's like to cut loose.
Total: Me 2, Rand 1

Nature:
[x+] Oh! Am I in your way? Let me move.
[x+] I believe life should be cherished above all other things.
[] I will submit for now, but I will never give up.
[] If I play my cards right, everything I want will be provided for me.
[x+] I like windy days that make the trees sway and whisper.
[x+] I will not hesitate to help you if I am able.
[] Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I will fight for that right only.
[x+] I love fresh fruit and vegetables.
[x+] I would compromise before I would argue.
[+] Music should be honest and gentle like leaves blowing in the autumn wind. Or the creaking of a great tree.
Total: Me 6, Rand 7

Ice:
[] If you get in my way once, I'll find another way. If you do it again, I'll kill you.
[+] My strength is drawn from Clarity and Understanding.
[] Come winter, you'll freeze to death, and I won't have to bother with you.
[+] I'll endure much suffering to get what I want.
[] I love cold, cloudless days.
[] Your problems aren't my problems. Bother someone else.
[] I'm not easily impressed.
[] I like cold and sweet foods. Like cold soups and shaved ice.
[] Justice is indefinite you fool.
[x] Music should have clear, bold sounds. Like bells.
Total: Me 1, Rand 2

Lightning:
[] Try getting in my way! I'll blast right past you!
[] Confidence is key! I just lose it and forget to check under my doormat, sometimes.
[] I don't stop until I win!
[x] I don't like waiting for what I want. If it takes to long, I'll find something else.
[x] I'd prefer not getting rained on, but I love thunder and lightning.
[x+] I'll do anything for my friends.
[] I'm easily excited
[] I love sour!
[] I'll fight tooth and nail for my pride!
[x] Music should be fast and upbeat. Techno and Electrodance baby!
Total: Me 4, Rand 1

Darkness:
[] Don't ever cross my path.
[+] I draw my strength only from myself.
[] I'm not afraid to be underhanded.
[+] All I want is for people to leave me alone.
[x+] I like the night. And the shade during the day. I prefer to avoid the sun.
[] People like Batman's The Joker, and Naruto's Orochimaru are my idols.
[] If there is no profit in it, I don't do it.
[+] I like salty and bland foods. Potatoes are a must.
[] I would be an executioner.
[] Music should be low and slow. I should feel the darkness of the composer's heart in the beat.
Total: Me 1, Rand 4

Light:
[+] No obstacle shall obscure my righteous path.
[x+] Justice and Loyalty are of the utmost importance.
[+] Valor will overcome all forms of treachery.
[x+] I want to see peace throughout the world.
[+] I love warm sunny days where the wind blows across the golden fields.
[x+] I find the world to be dismal and seek to correct it.
[] People have called me stuck up.
[x+] I appreciate food that is prepared with hard work and love.
[x+] Those who are wrong must be corrected!
[x] Music should be beautiful and imposing. Drum, Trumpet, Piano, Harp, Flute, etc... are lovely.
Total: Me 6, Rand 8

Space:
[x+] I know all the alternate paths. No one can get in my way for long.
[+] I pride myself on my Awareness.
[x+] I just want to enjoy the scenery.
[x] My tastes change often, so getting things I want is sometimes a chore.
[] I like wide open spaces. Like sparsely treed fields and big houses.
[] I would prefer to travel than live in one place.
[x+] Don't crowd me!
[x] I like things you can eat a lot of without getting full.
[] I'll fight for the best seat in the house.
[x] Music should be grand and boisterous. It should echo!
Total: Me 6, Rand 3

Time:
[x+] If you get in my way, I'll wait for you to leave and come back.
[] Among all things, Patience is the most valuable.
[+] I can outlast anyone at anything.
[x+] Everything is finite. I'll take what I get and leave what I don't.
[] As long as it's convenient to me, I like any weather, for the most part, anyway.
[x+] People should go out of their ways to spend time enjoying things.
[x+] I can easily become lost in thought.
[x+] I like hardy, filling foods.
[x+] I don't bother fighting over things. People will eventually wear themselves out.
[x] Music should be timeless. Enjoyable by all people through the ages.
Total: Me 7, Rand 7

Fire: Me 1, Rand 2
Water: Me 6, Rand 6
Earth: Me 3, Rand 7
Air: Me 2, Rand 1
Nature: Me 6, Rand7
Ice: Me 1, Rand 2
Lightning: Me 4, Rand 1
Darkness: Me 1, Rand 4
Light: Me 6, Rand 8
Space: Me 6, Rand 3
Time: Me 7, Rand 7