Boy/Girl Meme
16 years ago
Dudes:
[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[x] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 13/24
Babes:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[x] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls Score - 8/24
I'm such a dude 8]
[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[x] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 13/24
Babes:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[x] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls Score - 8/24
I'm such a dude 8]
Srsly!
leave us alone!
Boners prevent us from wetting the bed. You just can't pee if you got a boner. =P