Where are you staying?
I was chillin' at the Holiday Inn...~
No, I'm staying at the Westin. Seriously.

What day are you getting there?
The day that ends in a three letter thing that reads...well, "day". Stop stalking me! I don't know your mother! Where's my lawyer?!

Who will you be with?
My gorgeous baby.  thohi

Do you do free art?
Noes. I'm lazy. D:

Do you do trades?
Sure! I can make little stick figures without necks, I think...

Do you do commissions?
No, piss off!

Do you have prints / CDs ?
Nuh-uh.

Do you do badges?
Only on Wednesdays, but lately, they haven't called me back...

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
No. :(

What is your gender?
I do not not have a vagina.

How old are you?
20.

Are you taken?
God, yes.

Can I talk to you?
Carry on a decent, yet comical conversation, and you'll attract me like a horny bear and a honey-covered nudist.

Can I touch you?
Please don't.

Can I hang out with you?
Okay. I'm just going to watch you painfully closely.

How can I find you?
I resonate the songs of invariable laziness.

Other cons I may go to:
I don't know! I hope more. :3