Stolen from Bayard. And I'm too lazy to link his profile, and I dunno how so.......deal!
Dudes:

[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ x] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x ] You drink beer.
[ x] MEAT!
[] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x ] You curse like a sailor.
[ x] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red. (
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[x ] You attended prom to get laid. (So what? I was a virgin!)
[ x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies (I used to, back when I was straight)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (I love to! *points to one on his chest* My sister totaly hit me testerday and....*trails off into a probably bullshit story of how he got the briuse*)
[ x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris (He kicked my ass, and I enjoyed it)

Boy Score - 17/24


Babes:

[ ] You get a period.
[] People say you're short. (6'1", BITCHES!!!)
[x] You call attractive females "sluts". (Because most are.)
[] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day. (No.......more like 10 minutes. Maybe 15 if I need to shave.)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out. (Nah.....I out-drink ALL the guys. The girls are the one's that out-drink me!! XD)
[] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more. (No. I'm a pig XD)
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like. (Hell no)
[ x] You can cook and clean. (I cook like no other, but I hate to clean........fuck it, it's marked)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (Um.....no. I need one pair.)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ X] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (Hence my hair!~<3)
[ X] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (People say I'm cute......but I honestly don't see it. Why is that? =/)
[x ] You use tits to your advantage. (Girls seem to love my pecs :D)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ x] You consider spending money a hobby. (Skateboarding, motha fuckah!)
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I admit, I played with Barbies. Not those GI Joe action figures. I know, I'm so gay XD)
[ x] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (Among other things.....>_>)