Once I worked at a factory that studied the physics of anvils falling on animals and the realism behind it. Ironically enough, the factory was destroyed by an anvil falling on it.

Huh. You really never can predict how those workplace accidents are gonna go down.

I just hope this doesn't mean anything bad for the pie factory and the bomb factory that were both right next door. I heard they were thinking about a merger, but nah...pies and bombs? Those would never go together.

I dunno. This sounds like a brave new territory to explore. This could be literally groundbreaking.

No, that was what happened with the anvil factory. There's a conveniently shaped anvil-ish hole that broke the ground already.

Hmmmmmmmm. I'd say after falling off a skyscraper, I landed safely on the ground, after that I was crushed by a piano, and then a giant safe. Soon, I was as flat as a pancake.

Add a potted plant in there somewhere and you've got yourself an act!

And maybe an air canister.

I've always wanted to be inside a tire and rolled down a mountain into an alpine lake

That idea sounds awesome until I think about it for two seconds. Because I get motion sickness easily and I'm not the strongest swimmer. But more power to you, man. If you need someone to give the tire an extra kick I have your back.

sometimes i actually daydream of myself being turned into a toon. and sometimes i imagine while going through tunnels that i end up in toontown

We have that in common. :)

o:

really now?~

I want to be a toon every day of my life. So, yeah. :P

i may have your next image idea then o3o

Should I be worried?

it involves transformations and toons

so yes :>

That look suits you well!

I make no promises.

i like turtles.

I'm glad!

prove it!

Well man oh man, let me tell you that I LOOOVE HATE getting noogies wedgies and pantsed and things of that nature & getting laughed at, toon dog problems :0(

Man it must be a real hassle going to Wedgie Dog Summer Camp, then. I mean, at least I'm your counselor. Though there are also no other campers.

Flagpole, 3 o'clock.

ROGER RABBIT

A WONDERFUL TOON
A BEAUTIFUL SOUL

Taking boring realistic Hew-mons, dropping them into toon-town holes and streeetching and snapping them into new shapes that have big toony, tails, snouts and dizzy swirling eyes

Mmmmmm. I'll leave that dirty work to the folks who know it better. I'm better at the stuff that happens once orientation is complete.

Like the free pies that come with immediate dessert.

I'm all about those free samples, baby.

Toony shenanigans.

Alright I'm gonna need you to be more vague, I gleaned too much info from that right there.

Falling pianos are fun

A GOOD CHOICE. NICE.

After being surrounded by the bad guys, I run down a narrow alley and straight up the wall, letting my pursuing enemies crash into the wall below. Then I bounce across the rooftops with toony grace and panache while the villains stumble and fall. In combat, I wield a mallet larger than my own head and a pie-launching cannon!

You lost me at the part where you implied you had grace.

PSAs about friendship and sharing.

BOOOOOO

Wish I had the brains of Wile E. Coyote. Just without the chronic bad luck and being gravities worst enemy.

It's a monkey paw deal, my dude. Gotta have both if you want either.

That doesn't seem so bad so long as i cheat gravity and shy away from the pianos, anvils and boat anchors in the ACME catalogue in favor of bombs, cannons, catapults and ACME rocket propelled roller skates. Should be smooth sailing if I do say so myself!

man this one time I had to fly out of cape suzette on a Conwing L-16. She was heavy loaded with pies to deliver to TiltLongtail in Zootopia. Weather was fine but i had to loose Don Karnage and his pirates in the clouds. Once reached safe skies over megakat city the enforcers flew along side and me for inspection. I checked out and continued onto Zootopia and made a water landing in the rainforest district. That Bunny and Fox were an odd couple but they stamped my passport and welcomed me to the city with a fresh cold pawpsicle.

Haha. What a story, Mark! ...er, I mean, Varment!

Hmmm,well since you asked... *pulls your bill off with a pop,then pushing it onto his own muzzle till it fitted perfectly* ive always wondered how these feel....QUACK!

MMMMPH HMMMM PMMM HMMMM!!

(Translator's Note: "PUT THAT DOWN, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TOUCH THAT THING!")

It would be awesome to make awesome inventions worthy of a true mad scientist. Giant rockets, crazy robots, devious traps that invole LOTS of pistons...

...and what exactly would a machine like that be built to /do?/

Cause workplace accidents?

Ah, you're overthinking it. It's not what it DOES that's important, it's how far I can go. Oh, and how much fun I'm having is a part of that too.

Just playin' with my stretchy face would probably keep me entertained for hours.

I'll take your word for it. I don't know where that thing has been.

Being able to solve all my problems. -w-
With violence. 0w0

Hear hear! *MALLETS*

*Splatters like a smore* I'm in hilarious agony.

head inflation

I'm still a much bigger fan *rimshot* of everything inflation. More of that would be cool.

It might be fun to be so surprised I wind up jumping 30 feet in the air. Bonus points if I get stuck in the ceiling.

While being chased by some old-timey fella with a musket, I at some point think I manage to swap his ammo with fakes, and let myself get "blasted". While the Fella tries to figure out why I'm still standing, I pull out 'n pop open a soda, start chuggin, and little streams start pourin outta the various holes.