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Whoever gets my 500 pageviews...
16 years ago
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Gets a story by me. This works for both of us since I get some incentive to do some writing, and it's an incentive for you to get some free stuff. Only things I won't write about are scat and watersports. Go.
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... uhhh... why no, of course I wasn't going back and forth to your page all night...