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Oh my god I'M ALIVE (and answering questions!)
9 years ago
GOOD LORD
So hey guys! I'm back and ready for more. Apologies for the hiatus, turns out real life got in the way of a lot of things, and I had to grow up real fast. But I'm finally starting to balance my time enough to get back here semi-regularly, though I'm not sure I'm going to continue drawing. I don't know. We'll see.
So a lot has happened in the past year! Moved out, bought a car, learned to cook semi-good, learned I cannot drive to save my life, received a promotion, still with McButtface, dog passed away, little brother got a job, went on a holiday, involved in a car accident, AH THE LIFE I HAVE LIVED
But now I'm back here (and also working full-time), I am looking for some more artists to commission! Anyone who knows anyone good (or if you wanna pimp yourself, idc), let me know! I'm also immediately turning back to people I either regularly commission or have wanted to in the past, because I got HELLA DOLLA NOW (not really, but the ability to save substantial amounts of money over time due to work is pretty amazing.)
I also thought that now I am back, it is time to do some CANCER-INDUCING memes because I'm bored. And amazing.
I love all you guys :D
---WARNING CANCER MEME STARTS HERE---
65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Technically my hands because I'm lathering up the loofah? Hm.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Oh black. With red patterns. Horde4lyf.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure!
4. Do you plan outfits?
Kind of? I tend to plan work outfits but it revolves less around looking good and more around what the most comfortable items that I can wear and get away with are.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Kinda bored, kinda concerned for someone, but otherwise okay. Relaxing and unwinding from the stress of the week.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red
A takeaway pizza menu. My priorities are in exactly the right order.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
OOH it was weird, I had accidentally killed
wolfsiege so I had to commit seppuku. Don't ask me how or why, I have no idea.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not yet!
9. What are you craving right now?
An adventure!
10. Do you floss?
Sometimes...?
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
British comedy. I have no idea why.
12. Are you emotional?
Yus :/
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have! It was whilst I was working for my mum and her company, I had to count over a thousand of a single transmission component. Thrilling stuff.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Biting hurts after a while (though not as much now, since one of my front teeth is actually dead!), so mostly lick. Or use my lips. Because I'm apparently part horse.
15. Do you like your hair?
Hmm...I like it, but it doesn't like me. Or rain. Or being styled. Or anything at all.
16. Do you like yourself?
Not particularly, but I like that I keep trying, I guess?
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure, why not? He's no leader of mine, and has to have done something right to be able to lead an entire country, so it's probably worth finding out what that is.
18. What are you listening to right now?
My heater. Making whirring sounds. :D
19. Are your parents strict?
Nope. My mum's always looking out for me ofc, but she once famously said that she'd happily sit and watch me take a drag on a cigarette only to watch me cough my lungs up afterwards (which, in the end, meant that whilst she wouldn't approve, she'd be far more comfortable with me trying something in a safe environment than winding up doing something stupid.)
20. Would you go sky diving?
AAAAAB-SO-LUTELY. But I'm too fat. So there's that.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Hmm...not really. I'm not a fan of soft cheeses in general.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Kind of? Met a bunch of famous blokes from the richmond footy club. So there's that.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Used to, there was a DVD rental place just up the road! Not sure what it is now, but I don't anymore.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
There are! Some gems which are meant to be used in a clay modelling set, and a Hatchimal. :D
25. How many countries have you visited?
A few! Germany, Austria, France, England, Italy...and I think Switzerland? Pretty sure that was it. :D
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Nah.
27. Ever been on a train?
Sure.
28. Brown or white eggs?
They're eggs, who cares?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
No. I have a MOBILE PHONE though because I'm not a yank
30. Do you use chap stick?
Sure, if I need to?
31. Do you own a gun?
Again, not a yank (I do have a bow though?)
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup!
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
EW GROSS FEELINGS EW
34. Are you too forgiving?
Hmm...Probably sometimes, yeah.
35. Ever been in love?
Yaaaaaas
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I forget. Is PAX this weekend or next? <___>
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yeah, they're...okay? They're kind of a wog thing I guess so yeah I have, obvs. :D
38. Last time you cried?
Yesterday. Work's a bitch. D:
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Why does it matter?" (In response to :iconwolfsiege asking "What are you doing that you're typing so much?".)
40. Favorite time of the year?
Spring! So...right now! :D
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope. Not sure whether I'll ever have any, the idea intrigues me but I just don't think I can commit to having the same thing forever.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Hmmm....Naaaaah. Not at AAAAAAAAALLLLLL. *rolls eyes* :D
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
I haven't. Want to, though!
44. Ever walked into a wall?
...SSH.
45. Favorite color?
Red? Or purple.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
No!
47. Is your hair curly?
It is. And LORDS it can't be tamed.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Oh lords because I either don't listen to CD's or just steal wolfsiege's ones, the last one was
...
Awesome Mix, Vol. 1.
49. Do looks matter?
Yes and no. Someone who looks well-presented, like they've made an effort for themselves, regardless of their style choices and end result, looks nicer than someone who doesn't seem to care, in my book. But as for how your face/body is put together? Couldn't care less.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Well, it's been three years and the answer is still no, so...
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope! Unlimited texting, and I don't really call people. It'll occasionally jump, like when I had to use a lot of data whilst on holiday, but otherwise all good!
52. Do you like your life right now?
I like it fine. Sure, everyone always wants more luxuries in life, but I am want for nothing so I'm good. C:
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Ugh no I can't. Nowai. Has to be both dark and quiet for me to sleep (which is odd, since I never used to be able to sleep in the car, until we bought the new Mazda! Then I just doze off all day erry day)
54. Can you handle the truth?
I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH
55. Do you have good vision?
It's....alright? One eye is a little bit manky, and I technically need glasses to achieve perfect vision, but I'm still 20/20 when looking through both eyes so we good. FOR NOW D:
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I-...don't think so?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not often. I prefer to text/email/etc.
58. The last person you held hands with?
wolfsiege (...Duh?)
59. What are you wearing?
A hoodie and undies. ...
...
...What? It's a saturday and I'm not going anywhere!
60.What is your favorite animal?
Probably dogs. Gimme a room full of puppies and you're gonna have yourself one happy little wuff.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
UUH no idea
no favourite picture
not sure
question unclear
pineapples
62. Can you hula hoop?
I can. I'm not good at it, but I can.
63. Do you have a job?
Yus. It is a gud jub.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A fascinator. I'm going out to the races this year and apparently this is a thing you must have. AND YES OF COURSE IT'S EARS because when fashion allows you to wear furry shit and not be hated you better be damn sure I'm gonna take that shit as far as I possibly can
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yup. Locked myself out of the house. Windows don't work well. ...Long story.
So hey guys! I'm back and ready for more. Apologies for the hiatus, turns out real life got in the way of a lot of things, and I had to grow up real fast. But I'm finally starting to balance my time enough to get back here semi-regularly, though I'm not sure I'm going to continue drawing. I don't know. We'll see.
So a lot has happened in the past year! Moved out, bought a car, learned to cook semi-good, learned I cannot drive to save my life, received a promotion, still with McButtface, dog passed away, little brother got a job, went on a holiday, involved in a car accident, AH THE LIFE I HAVE LIVED
But now I'm back here (and also working full-time), I am looking for some more artists to commission! Anyone who knows anyone good (or if you wanna pimp yourself, idc), let me know! I'm also immediately turning back to people I either regularly commission or have wanted to in the past, because I got HELLA DOLLA NOW (not really, but the ability to save substantial amounts of money over time due to work is pretty amazing.)
I also thought that now I am back, it is time to do some CANCER-INDUCING memes because I'm bored. And amazing.
I love all you guys :D
---WARNING CANCER MEME STARTS HERE---
65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Technically my hands because I'm lathering up the loofah? Hm.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Oh black. With red patterns. Horde4lyf.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure!
4. Do you plan outfits?
Kind of? I tend to plan work outfits but it revolves less around looking good and more around what the most comfortable items that I can wear and get away with are.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Kinda bored, kinda concerned for someone, but otherwise okay. Relaxing and unwinding from the stress of the week.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red
A takeaway pizza menu. My priorities are in exactly the right order.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
OOH it was weird, I had accidentally killed
wolfsiege so I had to commit seppuku. Don't ask me how or why, I have no idea.8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not yet!
9. What are you craving right now?
An adventure!
10. Do you floss?
Sometimes...?
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
British comedy. I have no idea why.
12. Are you emotional?
Yus :/
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have! It was whilst I was working for my mum and her company, I had to count over a thousand of a single transmission component. Thrilling stuff.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Biting hurts after a while (though not as much now, since one of my front teeth is actually dead!), so mostly lick. Or use my lips. Because I'm apparently part horse.
15. Do you like your hair?
Hmm...I like it, but it doesn't like me. Or rain. Or being styled. Or anything at all.
16. Do you like yourself?
Not particularly, but I like that I keep trying, I guess?
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure, why not? He's no leader of mine, and has to have done something right to be able to lead an entire country, so it's probably worth finding out what that is.
18. What are you listening to right now?
My heater. Making whirring sounds. :D
19. Are your parents strict?
Nope. My mum's always looking out for me ofc, but she once famously said that she'd happily sit and watch me take a drag on a cigarette only to watch me cough my lungs up afterwards (which, in the end, meant that whilst she wouldn't approve, she'd be far more comfortable with me trying something in a safe environment than winding up doing something stupid.)
20. Would you go sky diving?
AAAAAB-SO-LUTELY. But I'm too fat. So there's that.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Hmm...not really. I'm not a fan of soft cheeses in general.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Kind of? Met a bunch of famous blokes from the richmond footy club. So there's that.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Used to, there was a DVD rental place just up the road! Not sure what it is now, but I don't anymore.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
There are! Some gems which are meant to be used in a clay modelling set, and a Hatchimal. :D
25. How many countries have you visited?
A few! Germany, Austria, France, England, Italy...and I think Switzerland? Pretty sure that was it. :D
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Nah.
27. Ever been on a train?
Sure.
28. Brown or white eggs?
They're eggs, who cares?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
No. I have a MOBILE PHONE though because I'm not a yank
30. Do you use chap stick?
Sure, if I need to?
31. Do you own a gun?
Again, not a yank (I do have a bow though?)
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup!
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
EW GROSS FEELINGS EW
34. Are you too forgiving?
Hmm...Probably sometimes, yeah.
35. Ever been in love?
Yaaaaaas
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I forget. Is PAX this weekend or next? <___>
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yeah, they're...okay? They're kind of a wog thing I guess so yeah I have, obvs. :D
38. Last time you cried?
Yesterday. Work's a bitch. D:
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Why does it matter?" (In response to :iconwolfsiege asking "What are you doing that you're typing so much?".)
40. Favorite time of the year?
Spring! So...right now! :D
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope. Not sure whether I'll ever have any, the idea intrigues me but I just don't think I can commit to having the same thing forever.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Hmmm....Naaaaah. Not at AAAAAAAAALLLLLL. *rolls eyes* :D
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
I haven't. Want to, though!
44. Ever walked into a wall?
...SSH.
45. Favorite color?
Red? Or purple.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
No!
47. Is your hair curly?
It is. And LORDS it can't be tamed.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Oh lords because I either don't listen to CD's or just steal
wolfsiege's ones, the last one was...
Awesome Mix, Vol. 1.
49. Do looks matter?
Yes and no. Someone who looks well-presented, like they've made an effort for themselves, regardless of their style choices and end result, looks nicer than someone who doesn't seem to care, in my book. But as for how your face/body is put together? Couldn't care less.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Well, it's been three years and the answer is still no, so...
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope! Unlimited texting, and I don't really call people. It'll occasionally jump, like when I had to use a lot of data whilst on holiday, but otherwise all good!
52. Do you like your life right now?
I like it fine. Sure, everyone always wants more luxuries in life, but I am want for nothing so I'm good. C:
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Ugh no I can't. Nowai. Has to be both dark and quiet for me to sleep (which is odd, since I never used to be able to sleep in the car, until we bought the new Mazda! Then I just doze off all day erry day)
54. Can you handle the truth?
I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH
55. Do you have good vision?
It's....alright? One eye is a little bit manky, and I technically need glasses to achieve perfect vision, but I'm still 20/20 when looking through both eyes so we good. FOR NOW D:
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I-...don't think so?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not often. I prefer to text/email/etc.
58. The last person you held hands with?
wolfsiege (...Duh?)59. What are you wearing?
A hoodie and undies. ...
...
...What? It's a saturday and I'm not going anywhere!
60.What is your favorite animal?
Probably dogs. Gimme a room full of puppies and you're gonna have yourself one happy little wuff.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
UUH no idea
no favourite picture
not sure
question unclear
pineapples
62. Can you hula hoop?
I can. I'm not good at it, but I can.
63. Do you have a job?
Yus. It is a gud jub.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A fascinator. I'm going out to the races this year and apparently this is a thing you must have. AND YES OF COURSE IT'S EARS because when fashion allows you to wear furry shit and not be hated you better be damn sure I'm gonna take that shit as far as I possibly can
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yup. Locked myself out of the house. Windows don't work well. ...Long story.
Well, payday's next Wednesday. If you're still up for it, send me an invoice and I'll make it rain. :D