I'm seriously not happy with this particular cultural import. Having to spend a weekend watching over fuckwits who have latched onto yet another brainless excuse to get wasted and puke up all over my pants while I pour them in to a taxi...

On a lighter note, I came back to a message from a friend of mine who said that one kid had actually tried trick or treating. He'd opened the door, wondering who in all the hells was ringing his bell on a monday night, only to find some strange child with shitty facepaint saying "trick or treat!" His reply was "We're not in America, dude." and then closed the door. He has resolved that next year his reply will be "Do you see a pumpkin on my porch?"