HUGE SURVEY THINGY
9 years ago
UNNECESSARY OVERLOAD OF PERSONAL INFORMATION HO!
1. Had sex? Aye
2. Bought Condoms? Aye
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nay
4. Failed A Class? Aye
5. Kissed A Boy? Aye - and I liked it!
6. Kissed A Girl? Aye - and I liked it as well!
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Nope, school lunches for me. #strugglelife
8. Had A Job? Aye, still do!
9. Slipped On Ice? Aye, had a hell of a time getting used to snow/ice whenever I'm not in Texas.
10. Missed The School Bus? Aye - it was quite the pain. Even walked across town to get to school once. Should've called in.
11. Fucked a girl? Yup, several!
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Wouldn't say bullied.. will I troll someone who I think needs a little humility in their life? You betchya.
13. Sexted? Yup, in several different platforms
14. Sex In Public? Yup, in several different areas.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Soccer when I was like - five.
16. Smoked Weed? Nope - never will either.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Once, when my father passed. Never again.
18. Smoked A Cigar? I've smoked three cigars in my life, and I think that's probably enough for me.
19. Drank Alcohol? OH yes.
20. Watched porn? Naturally, yes.
21. Skipped class? Yeah, couple times. I'm not the straightest of edges, my friend.
22. Gotten Arrested? Nope!
23. Done meth? Lol fuck no.
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Yes, a couple actually.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Alternator wording: Are you under the age of 30? Yes.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Haven't watched TV since it went digital years ago.
28. Been Late For Work? Yup, but I'm usually pretty punctual.
29. Been Late For School? Same as above.
30. Kissed In The Rain? Maybe? Actually not sure on that one. Usually too busy trying to get out of the rain.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yup!
32. Failed My Drivers Test? I did the first time - second time I aced it!
33. Cheated on a ex? Yeah - it was a shit relationship, and we were both doing it. In truth, the relationship was over before we got to that point.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Mexico, but that's it.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Texas - California. Texas - Wyoming. Arkansas - NYC.
36. Had Lice? Once when I was a kid - thanks public school.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yeah, a few times. Comes with life.
38. Had A Credit Card? Had, yes - don't anymore. Rather pay with debit and actual money I have.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Several times - yay marching band!
40. Broken A Bone? Smashed my finger just this year.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Bisexual, female leaning.
42. Won A Trophy? Yup - for D.A.R.E. program.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Several times, I'm a bit clumsy.
44. Had An STD.? Nah, been good about keeping myself clean.
45. Got Engaged? Meh? Might have been but it was never actually formalized, and I never asked the question.
46. Done ecstasy? Nope!
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Once, I applied to extreme makeover home edition. I was living in an apartment at the time.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yeah, going to Queens from the NYC airport whose name I can't spell off the top of my head. Longuardia?
49. Been To Prom? Yeah, senior HS prom. Was fun!
50. Played A Drinking Game? I'm part of a fraternity - that should answer it enough.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Oh yeah. College.
52. Been To A Concert? OZZFEST 2008
53. Had A Three-Some? Eyup!
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes, more than one.
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yeah, small rollover due to incliment weather.
56. Had Braces? No, but I really need them :(
57. Learned Another Language? Conversational in Spanish, and very very loose Japanese.
58. Killed An Animal? Only fish and bugs.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Several!
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Once, dinner for the prom I went to.
61. Wore Make Up? Yeah - for several different reasons, the chief being costuming/parties.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? Yeah
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? Nah, 17. Close!
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? No, but I really need them to be :(
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Eyup
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yup, how I lost my virginity haha
67. Bought Porn? Nope, get that shit for free!
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yeah when I was younger and didn't know better.
69. Had Oral Sex? Mhm
70. Dyed My Hair? The frosted tips are but a fable, but they did exist at one point.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Yeah! Very fun.
72. Graduated From College? Nope, still need another year of credits.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yeah
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yup, 08, 12, and now '16. Don't ask who I vote for.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Once at an airshow, scared the shit out of me.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? Only a microwave. Ooops.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Several, still do - some debates need a bit of anger in them to get the point across.
79. Met Someone Famous? Not really
80. Been On Vacation? Several
82. Been On A Boat? I've got my own canoe now, but used to go fishing on one all the time when I was younger.
81. Been On An Airplane? Yup!
83. Broken Something Expensive? My computer - also my finger.
84. Had Surgery? Tonsilectomy
85. Beat A Video Game? Several, always gotta go for that 100% too!
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Pair of Beats earphones.
87. Made A Survey? Nope
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Nah, I'm too paranoid to be stalked back.
89. Prank Called Someone? Nope too chicken.
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? A few times, yes.
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Computer parts are expensive mang.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Basically every haircut I have had since I was 8.
93. Peed Outside? Yeah, but never in public.
94. Went Fishing? Mhm, freshwater and saltwater!
95. Helped With Charity? Volunteered on a few occasions.
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? I'm a dude - though I've been with a girl and had her take one before.
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes, more than once.
98. Been Suspended From School? Nah, I'm a decent guy.
99. Broken a mirror? Yes - that's the source of my bad luck, right?
100. Thrown up on someone? Almost, but dodged 'em well enough.
101. Lied to your parents? White lies, but very few of them as well. I pride myself on my honesty - but even moreso on my ability to know how to say something that should be said without hurting another person.
1. Had sex? Aye
2. Bought Condoms? Aye
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nay
4. Failed A Class? Aye
5. Kissed A Boy? Aye - and I liked it!
6. Kissed A Girl? Aye - and I liked it as well!
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Nope, school lunches for me. #strugglelife
8. Had A Job? Aye, still do!
9. Slipped On Ice? Aye, had a hell of a time getting used to snow/ice whenever I'm not in Texas.
10. Missed The School Bus? Aye - it was quite the pain. Even walked across town to get to school once. Should've called in.
11. Fucked a girl? Yup, several!
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Wouldn't say bullied.. will I troll someone who I think needs a little humility in their life? You betchya.
13. Sexted? Yup, in several different platforms
14. Sex In Public? Yup, in several different areas.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Soccer when I was like - five.
16. Smoked Weed? Nope - never will either.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Once, when my father passed. Never again.
18. Smoked A Cigar? I've smoked three cigars in my life, and I think that's probably enough for me.
19. Drank Alcohol? OH yes.
20. Watched porn? Naturally, yes.
21. Skipped class? Yeah, couple times. I'm not the straightest of edges, my friend.
22. Gotten Arrested? Nope!
23. Done meth? Lol fuck no.
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Yes, a couple actually.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Alternator wording: Are you under the age of 30? Yes.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Haven't watched TV since it went digital years ago.
28. Been Late For Work? Yup, but I'm usually pretty punctual.
29. Been Late For School? Same as above.
30. Kissed In The Rain? Maybe? Actually not sure on that one. Usually too busy trying to get out of the rain.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yup!
32. Failed My Drivers Test? I did the first time - second time I aced it!
33. Cheated on a ex? Yeah - it was a shit relationship, and we were both doing it. In truth, the relationship was over before we got to that point.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Mexico, but that's it.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Texas - California. Texas - Wyoming. Arkansas - NYC.
36. Had Lice? Once when I was a kid - thanks public school.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yeah, a few times. Comes with life.
38. Had A Credit Card? Had, yes - don't anymore. Rather pay with debit and actual money I have.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Several times - yay marching band!
40. Broken A Bone? Smashed my finger just this year.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Bisexual, female leaning.
42. Won A Trophy? Yup - for D.A.R.E. program.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Several times, I'm a bit clumsy.
44. Had An STD.? Nah, been good about keeping myself clean.
45. Got Engaged? Meh? Might have been but it was never actually formalized, and I never asked the question.
46. Done ecstasy? Nope!
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Once, I applied to extreme makeover home edition. I was living in an apartment at the time.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yeah, going to Queens from the NYC airport whose name I can't spell off the top of my head. Longuardia?
49. Been To Prom? Yeah, senior HS prom. Was fun!
50. Played A Drinking Game? I'm part of a fraternity - that should answer it enough.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Oh yeah. College.
52. Been To A Concert? OZZFEST 2008
53. Had A Three-Some? Eyup!
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes, more than one.
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yeah, small rollover due to incliment weather.
56. Had Braces? No, but I really need them :(
57. Learned Another Language? Conversational in Spanish, and very very loose Japanese.
58. Killed An Animal? Only fish and bugs.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Several!
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Once, dinner for the prom I went to.
61. Wore Make Up? Yeah - for several different reasons, the chief being costuming/parties.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? Yeah
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? Nah, 17. Close!
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? No, but I really need them to be :(
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Eyup
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yup, how I lost my virginity haha
67. Bought Porn? Nope, get that shit for free!
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yeah when I was younger and didn't know better.
69. Had Oral Sex? Mhm
70. Dyed My Hair? The frosted tips are but a fable, but they did exist at one point.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Yeah! Very fun.
72. Graduated From College? Nope, still need another year of credits.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yeah
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yup, 08, 12, and now '16. Don't ask who I vote for.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Once at an airshow, scared the shit out of me.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? Only a microwave. Ooops.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Several, still do - some debates need a bit of anger in them to get the point across.
79. Met Someone Famous? Not really
80. Been On Vacation? Several
82. Been On A Boat? I've got my own canoe now, but used to go fishing on one all the time when I was younger.
81. Been On An Airplane? Yup!
83. Broken Something Expensive? My computer - also my finger.
84. Had Surgery? Tonsilectomy
85. Beat A Video Game? Several, always gotta go for that 100% too!
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Pair of Beats earphones.
87. Made A Survey? Nope
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Nah, I'm too paranoid to be stalked back.
89. Prank Called Someone? Nope too chicken.
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? A few times, yes.
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? Computer parts are expensive mang.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Basically every haircut I have had since I was 8.
93. Peed Outside? Yeah, but never in public.
94. Went Fishing? Mhm, freshwater and saltwater!
95. Helped With Charity? Volunteered on a few occasions.
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? I'm a dude - though I've been with a girl and had her take one before.
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes, more than once.
98. Been Suspended From School? Nah, I'm a decent guy.
99. Broken a mirror? Yes - that's the source of my bad luck, right?
100. Thrown up on someone? Almost, but dodged 'em well enough.
101. Lied to your parents? White lies, but very few of them as well. I pride myself on my honesty - but even moreso on my ability to know how to say something that should be said without hurting another person.