useless trivia journalo
9 years ago

1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
- no
2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
- YE cause i got MARRIED EW
3) Do you believe in God?
- shore do
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
- my wifé
5) Do you regret it?
- YEP SHE'S MEAN
6) Have you ever been depressed?
- yeah i guess so
7) Have a best friend?
- am married
8) Are you a boy or girl?
- unfortunately yes am boy
9) What is your relationship status?
- facebook official, married
10) How do you want to die?
- in my sleep at a good old age
11) What did you last eat?
- pancakes and an egg
12) Like to go on walks?
- in theory lmao, as long as the weather's nice
13) Do you bite your nails?
- nah
14) When was your last physical fight?
- uhh probably like 8th grade
15) Do you have an attitude?
- no i'm a wuss
16) Do you like someone?
- u
17) Whats your real name?
- mikey
19) Are you gonna get high later?
- hIGH ON LIFE
20) Do you hate anyone right now?
- i try my best not to
21) Do you miss someone?
- i miss having friends that i can call and hang out with whenever
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
- i used to cut it when i was but a wee kitten in diapers
23) Do you tan a lot?
- i don't even try so idk. i feel like a get a little bit darker during the summer sometimes if i end up outside a lot but i don't think i'd call it a tan
24) Have any pets?
- an cat and him lub me
25) How exactly are you feeling?
- anxious cause i don't have an internship yet and am too lazy to put in the effort...........
26) Ever eaten food in the car while you or someone else is driving?
- used to be pretty much every day on the way to work i'd stop at like taco bell on the way and be done by the time i got there
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
- what counts as making out
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
- heck nah
29) Are you scared of spiders?
- no they're just tryna rid the world of some actually scary bugs they cool
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
- maybe...i'd tell myself to either suck it up and learn math for computer science and stick with that major or i'd tell myself to suck it up and learn to make friends and network for this entertainment business degree i'm trying to get
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
- yeah i regret half-assing my way through almost all of my college education thus far
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
- be lazy
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an E?
- nope
35) Do you type fast?
- i think so
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
- 2, one in each ear
37) Want any more?
- prolly not
38) Can you spell well?
- you're lookin at the 5th grade Spelling Bee 7TH PLACE WINNER here
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
- yeah a little
40) What are you craving right now?
- eh i just ate
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
- yes i love those, too bad i don't get invited to anything anymore
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
- i've ridden a horse once and a donkey once
44) Kissed someone in a pickup truck?
- despite living almost my entire life in the south, no
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
- heh, yeah
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
- nope
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
- yeah...
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
- i mean if they were like a roommate sure
50) What should you be doing?
- stupid internship hunting but nobody wants to hire me even when they don't even have to pay me. there are seriously fucking UNPAID INTERNSHIPS now that require 1 OR MORE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. it's fucking impossible unless you have like best friends or immediate family members who can get you in.
51) What's irritating you right now?
- see above
52) Have you ever liked someone?
- did this get asked already
53) Does somebody love you?
- I DON'T THINK SO
54) What is your favorite color?
- i like a lot of colors
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
- sure, a few times
57) Do you have trust issues?
- I feel like i trust way too easily, does that count
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
- i get along with my mom pretty well, my dad i rarely see or talk to but sure i guess we're not rude to each other?
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
- i hope not
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- i dunno wife maybe
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
- i mean i never get close enough to anybody to get hurt by them so
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
- i don't like to do one without the other
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
- i got married and moved out and combined with wife am making livable wages for once so i'd say apart from my college blunders yeah
67) What was your childhood nickname?
- i used to get called "rich" a lot in high school and that's a really dumb silly story but it stuck there for a while
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
- no but secretly i've used to wanted to ha. didn't wanna risk getting seen though
69) Do you think you're a good person?
- eh no
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
- i mean who cares
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
- i said i love you wife and gave kiss
73) What is bothering you?
- me
74) Have you ever been out of the country?
- yeah i went to japan for almost a week and i went to canada for like a day
75) Do you play the Wii?
- yup i'm still workng my way through a second playthrough on Skyward sword
76) Are you listening to music right now?
- not really just whatever music is coming from kingdom hearts 2 being played by the wife
77) Do you like Chinese food?
- it's the greatest thing that the chinese civilization has given to the world
78) Do you know your father's birthday?
- only birthdays i know are like 2 friends and my brother cause we all share the same birthday. and i know my wife's birthday cause i'll be damned if i be another man who can't remember his own wife's birthday lol
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
- sometimes
81) Are you mean?
- no, i just cry if i get mad enough at somebody to feel like being mean to them
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
- i only ever had any for marching band so they always had grass stains on them
83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
- don't break the fourth wall like that
84) Do you believe in true love?
- i am seeing evidence in me life of it
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
- bleh
86) Do you like the outside?
- pfft in theory
89) Are you currently bored?
- why else would i be doing this
90) Do you wanna get married?
- NO GROSS
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
- eh i don't think i look babyish or cute like that so it's weird to me
92) Are you hungry?
- the beast in my gut always hungers for more flesh
93) Do you have a bank account?
- i have 2 at the moment
94) What makes you happy?
- not having to worry about money i guess
95) Would you change your name?
- only if it were socially acceptable and also wouldn't confuse everyone i know but i dunno what i'd ever change it to except something that isn't the literal most common male name in america combined with one of the most common surnames in america
96) Ever been to Alaska?
- no but i wanna
98) Do you watch the news?
- i try not to
99) What' s your zodiac sign?
- monkey and aquarius i guess
100) Do you like Subway?
- yee
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
- no and i hope she kiss me when she read this :>
102) Your best friend of the opposite gender likes you, what do you do?
- she does like me so i guess i keep doin what i'm doin now
103) Do you talk like your friends?
- what's a friend
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
- yeah i guess, i mean i used to like take the long way around the kitchen at my last job just so i would see less of this one cook who was seriously the rudest and least nice person i have ever met in my whole life
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite gender who you can act your complete self?
- i mean i don't really get bothered by somebody's gender; i either act myself around everyone or crawl into my metaphorical shell around everyone (although i used to just straight up not say one word to girls unless i wanted to date them cause i was like a little meninist in high school)
107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
- my brother i guess
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
- yeah maybe it's shallow but i don't really like to be around people who smoke for too long. i mean i won't like avoid them if they're smoking/have smoked recently but i really do not like somebody walking by and getting a big whiff of cigarette smell just from them being there for a second
109) Do you go to church?
- not regularly, i'd like to start going again but i can't seem to make myself do anything
110) What's going on between you and your best friend?
- ???
111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
- ma femme
113) Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos?
- if they're done right yeh
114) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, pants, or shorts?
- jeans or pants i guess
115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
- the fuh?
116) Where do you go if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
- jeeze i dunno try to climb onto my balcony? but how would that realistically ever happen
117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
- just whenever it happens it happens
118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
- nah
119) Do you want to please everyone?
- yeah, way too much
120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
- no
121) Has someone ever made you a promise and broken it?
- yeah
122) Are you alone?
- nop
123) Do you have any siblings?
- twin brother and two way older half brothers
124) Did you speak to your father today?
- no
125) How many months until your birthday?
- january so like 2 months and i don't wanna be any older okay 24 is a decent age but i'd rather be like 21 okay