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:3

What is your middle name

Ever typefucked a dude?


Do you prefer sausage or bacon to breakfast meats?


have you ever wanted to fuck me


WHAT is the capital of my ass?

De'Sean

No

Bacon bes the best mang

Oh if you only knew. <3

Your FACE

XD <3333!!!

Aww. De'Sean sounds like, irish :O


I'm a sausage lover myself... >_>



THAT IS CORRECT!

I never told you I just found out that my dads side is like some high percentage Irish have I?

Sausage is good, but its rare I get it. >:

And you shall NEVER SPEAK THAT NAME AGAIN

Yes ma'am ;n;

'spek nukles <3

*Bump* :3

You should like, IM me on MSN sometime you hussy D:<

The site I was working on got canned cause I made it asplode on the LAST finishing touches.

What is your most embarrassing moment in life?
Where is Waldo?
What's the meaning of life?
Tea or coffee?
Which STD would you be?

I came home from football practice or summer training or something, it was hot, and nobody was home so I decided to take a shower. Went in; took my shower and stuff, but I had no clothes or a dry towel. So I just walked out of the bathroom, singing a happy tune only to find all of my cousins, mom, little brother, and grandmother right there in the door way. e.e

In your bewbs

To live it as best you can with whoever you can.

Coffee, unless its Brisk tea.

Aids :}

ROFL XD

I wouldn't doubt it

Yay Hitler!

Mmm coffee <3

you would >=3~

Why did you misspell replies?

Cause I can. D:<

his mobile laptop keyboard is so tiny.

he cannot help this

Why don't you talk to me these days?

What would happen if I divided you by zero?

If I were an STD, which one do you think I'd be?

OHEY, I'M NOT TOTALLY STALKING YOU RIGHT NOW. This awesome? y/n?

I want to peench. Can I?

Because you're never online anymore D:

It would create a miniature blackhole of which will open up just fast enough to suck in everybody you know and love.

Herpies C:

Y - cause Riri is <3

Why the hell not? V:

I am. >: You're not when I am though. It seems.

AAAAAH! ;o;

Harpies? :D I kid. x3 That stuff must be itchy.

D'awwww <3

*Pinch*