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Vote for President Goldeneye in 2016.
9 years ago
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He's an outsider candidate. He's not part of the same old political theatre. Outside of this dimension, that is.
He came from humble beginnings and clawed his way to the top with nothing but his own determination, grit and stomach acid. When he began, he was just a broken morass of fragments of other people's souls who didn't even understand what a body was, let alone have one. Today he's the tyrannical ruler of an empire which spans continents, and his body is multiple tonnes of the prettiest fluffiest catbird in the multiverse. And he did all of it without going bankrupt or deleting all his emails, too.
He's the politician with your best interests at stomach. And god knows he's better than what we have at the moment.
He came from humble beginnings and clawed his way to the top with nothing but his own determination, grit and stomach acid. When he began, he was just a broken morass of fragments of other people's souls who didn't even understand what a body was, let alone have one. Today he's the tyrannical ruler of an empire which spans continents, and his body is multiple tonnes of the prettiest fluffiest catbird in the multiverse. And he did all of it without going bankrupt or deleting all his emails, too.
He's the politician with your best interests at stomach. And god knows he's better than what we have at the moment.
You can look it up, but there might not be much on it. The ink is still wet, after all.
Metaphorically.
Mostly.
;3